Comments on: The NuttyBuddy

The NuttyBuddy

lovejones — Wed, 18 Oct 2006 16:00:46 -0800

Testicular protection for the 21st century... (via Deadspin) (embedded video) Seen previously here, but marketed with much more enthusiasm this time around.

By: isopraxis

isopraxis — Wed, 18 Oct 2006 16:13:46 -0800

Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarble, ya eunuch jelly thou!

By: Kickstart70

Kickstart70 — Wed, 18 Oct 2006 16:18:24 -0800

That video is awesome. Love the ending..."You, uh, don't feel it in the test-ick-leez".

By: clevershark

clevershark — Wed, 18 Oct 2006 16:21:46 -0800

Damn. I can't think of a more effective way to market this particular product.

By: dminor

dminor — Wed, 18 Oct 2006 16:22:48 -0800

holy shit that video is great. testicles like pericles

By: mathowie

mathowie — Wed, 18 Oct 2006 16:32:18 -0800

That is the greatest video ever committed to film.

By: zoinks

zoinks — Wed, 18 Oct 2006 16:41:34 -0800

Wow, wish I'd been wearing one of these the night my lawyer gave me a swift kick. Could've saved me a trip to the emergency room, a follow-up to a urologist, and a few awkward moments with the ladies - "Okay, hold on a minute there. Don't be afraid, but you're about to encounter the Mighty Righty. Let me explain..."

By: quin

quin — Wed, 18 Oct 2006 16:41:57 -0800

Am I the only one thinking of the scene from Super Troopers where Mac has them shooting at his bullet proof cup? Captain O'Hagan: Bulletproof cup, huh? I invented this gag, Rabbit. Only in my day, the rookie got naked. [fires through the window, accidentally shooting out the glass] Captain O'Hagan: And we also used blanks. You're a sick motherfucker, Mac.

By: eyeballkid

eyeballkid — Wed, 18 Oct 2006 17:08:35 -0800

It aint no dixie cup. It aint no coffee mug. And you certainly don't wanna be drinking out of it.

By: Corky

Corky — Wed, 18 Oct 2006 17:24:17 -0800

Keith Olbermann is doing a little segment on The Nutty Buddy in a few minutes! I swear, MeFi is soooo ahead of it's time!

By: jpburns

jpburns — Wed, 18 Oct 2006 17:30:06 -0800

That guy's nuts...

By: loquacious

loquacious — Wed, 18 Oct 2006 17:34:11 -0800

It's funny because he doesn't get hit in the nuts.

By: wfc123

wfc123 — Wed, 18 Oct 2006 17:35:20 -0800

Ahem.. I'll take the XL, please...

By: Chuckles

Chuckles — Wed, 18 Oct 2006 17:36:21 -0800

Chris Sabo! Awesome..

By: Frank Grimes

Frank Grimes — Wed, 18 Oct 2006 17:51:26 -0800

This is like the old Master Lock commercial where they shot the lock with a pistol.

By: numlok

numlok — Wed, 18 Oct 2006 17:51:36 -0800

Pepsi Blue Balls? (seriously though, awesome video!)

By: Tube

Tube — Wed, 18 Oct 2006 17:58:06 -0800

That is the greatest video ever committed to film. Damn straight. Perhaps this product should worn by skateboarders during the inevitable "rail grind mishap".

By: cccorlew

cccorlew — Wed, 18 Oct 2006 18:42:37 -0800

There is not enough money on the planet for me to try that stunt.

By: c13

c13 — Wed, 18 Oct 2006 18:52:22 -0800

Ahem.. I'll take the XL, please... It's not XL, it's El Jefe.

By: yhbc

yhbc — Wed, 18 Oct 2006 18:59:33 -0800

Jefe, would you say I have a plethora of penes?

By: Rhomboid

Rhomboid — Wed, 18 Oct 2006 19:11:37 -0800

I took the liberty of making an animated GIF of the nut-hitting. (It looks like crap because I reduced the color palette to get the filesize down. GIF was never intended for movie clips...)

By: kika

kika — Wed, 18 Oct 2006 19:12:46 -0800

Can I have the small please? What!?! No Small??? Geez, we're left out again. Ah well, I had a vasectomy anyway.

By: Doohickie

Doohickie — Wed, 18 Oct 2006 19:33:08 -0800

Too late for this guy. via

By: yhbc

yhbc — Wed, 18 Oct 2006 19:34:11 -0800

Great, now I'll have to see that GIF in every MetaTalk thread from now to eternity.

By: ROU_Xenophobe

ROU_Xenophobe — Wed, 18 Oct 2006 19:54:06 -0800

Nah. In metatalk threads someone will remove the baseball and paste in Ceiling Cat or mathowie's head instead. And then add a STFU NOOB or PWNED at the end.

By: homunculus

homunculus — Wed, 18 Oct 2006 20:31:11 -0800

Keith Olbermann is doing a little segment on The Nutty Buddy in a few minutes! After which he ranted at length on how Bush has kicked the whole country right in the balls.

By: Rhomboid

Rhomboid — Wed, 18 Oct 2006 20:38:08 -0800

You really shouldn't encourage me...

By: loquacious

loquacious — Wed, 18 Oct 2006 21:06:46 -0800

Oof. That's some pretty bad head right there.

By: carsonb

carsonb — Wed, 18 Oct 2006 21:19:57 -0800

Am I the only one thinking of the scene from Super Troopers no, that crazy motherfucker makes a confused reference to Super Troopers just before he gets pegged. "Let's go, RAMROD!"

By: Citizen Premier

Citizen Premier — Wed, 18 Oct 2006 21:27:43 -0800

Dude, you've just been kicked in the nuts.

By: isopraxis

isopraxis — Wed, 18 Oct 2006 23:51:54 -0800

Hey, Citizen Premier, I've got a delivery for you, Pendejo! Wednesday, Saturday. . . It don't matter to Jesus. WTF, you still transitioning from fark? Not even nut kicks can redeem that shit.

By: cardoso

cardoso — Thu, 19 Oct 2006 01:34:30 -0800

That video, sir, is a work of art.

By: sparkletone

sparkletone — Thu, 19 Oct 2006 02:14:36 -0800

This video has caused me to greatly exceed my daily allowance of Awesome. The bad news is that my punishment for this offence is three swift kicks to the balls. The good news is that I am now protected.

By: srboisvert

srboisvert — Thu, 19 Oct 2006 03:15:22 -0800

Holy shit! This is almost as good as America's Funniest Home Videos.

By: Doorstop

Doorstop — Thu, 19 Oct 2006 04:39:46 -0800

this guy eminds me of gary busey for some reason...

By: davy

davy — Thu, 19 Oct 2006 07:46:36 -0800

But over the Interweb, how do you know which size to buy? And why don't they have an Itty Bitty for guys like scarabic and me?

By: daHIFI

daHIFI — Thu, 19 Oct 2006 10:51:05 -0800

Dammit Doorstop beat me to it. That video should have been done with Gary Busey.

By: friarjohn

friarjohn — Thu, 19 Oct 2006 12:29:20 -0800

I don't know if I'm proud or ashamed to live in Helena, MT.

By: ?!

?! — Thu, 26 Oct 2006 15:21:50 -0800

I would rather have seen an endorsement from a catcher instead of a pitcher. I would have liked to see Littell let Chris Chambliss fire that ball at him. I bet a bunch of Royals fans would have also.