Scary Squirrel World

October 18, 2006 10:43 PM

EXPOSED!!! TUFTY the traffic safety squirrel'Patriots, would you trust a skwerl to teach children the fundamentals of safety at home and on the road? Of course not!' Read the execrable Tufty Fluffytail song sheet music! Weigh in on the enigma that is the Shroud of Tufty! Watch insidious squirrel propaganda!
posted by owhydididoit (12 comments total)

Very cute. Heavily influenced by Beatrix Potter, I think.

However the idea of a road safety squirrel seems bizarre. What next, "Chester the Healthy Diet Pig", "Veronica the Quietness Crow", and "Alfonse the Sports Snail"?
posted by aeschenkarnos at 11:22 PM on October 18, 2006

Goodness me! I'd forgotten all about Tufty. Although I do always 'look right, look left, look right again, if all clear quick march', except I do the left bit first because I live in Australia now. Thanks owhydididoit.
posted by tellurian at 11:29 PM on October 18, 2006

If we are to have any chance at throwing off the oppressors, we're going to need practice.


posted by -t at 11:47 PM on October 18, 2006

This is reminding me of Patch the Pony, the little horse who champions exploited children. "Niegh neigh, from strangers, stay away!" (Oh dear lord, Patch, dare I ask how you lost that eye? Maybe I don't really need to know....)
posted by maryh at 12:16 AM on October 19, 2006

Tufty's Propaganda Video is a wonderful thing. That car really sends him flying! I'm certainly taking my mummy with me next time I go to the ice cream truck
posted by flapjax at midnite at 1:39 AM on October 19, 2006

well, it sure beats splink ...
posted by scruss at 4:44 AM on October 19, 2006

you get ten points for shooting a squirel in the groin? That's sick.
posted by johnny novak at 6:49 AM on October 19, 2006

you get ten points for shooting a squirel in the groin? That's sick.

But what's really weird are those three 10-pointers that miss the squirrel entirely. What's up with that? And no points listed for nailing it right in the brain?
posted by flapjax at midnite at 7:34 AM on October 19, 2006

Everyone knows that if you shoot a squirrel in the brain, the 'nads keep living to fight another day. They shoulda made it 15 points.

Thanks for this hilarious post. I want a peanut!
posted by turducken at 8:17 AM on October 19, 2006

posted by hermitosis at 8:36 AM on October 19, 2006

Everyone knows that if you shoot a squirrel in the brain


posted by Mr_Zero at 10:21 AM on October 19, 2006

very. scary.

and i don't mean the squirrel.
posted by eridanis at 12:54 PM on October 20, 2006