Men With Cramps

October 24, 2006 6:38 PM

Men With Cramps.Watch the groundbreaking documentary and discover how Cyclical Non-Uterine Dysmenorrhea calls into question not only the shaping of world history, but the spelling of the word history.
posted by kindle (27 comments total)

Oh man, they got the History Channel narrator!
posted by thirteenkiller at 7:01 PM on October 24, 2006

Emily Prager once wrote, "Imagine that you have to give a presentation at work ... while your penis is bleeding."
posted by dhartung at 7:07 PM on October 24, 2006 [1 favorite]

[this is good]
posted by es_de_bah at 7:08 PM on October 24, 2006

"The cavemen were some kind of frickin' idiots."

"Louis Pasteur was called 'Satchmo.' A great ball player."
posted by leftcoastbob at 7:09 PM on October 24, 2006

Bwhahahahahaha! "It's happened more times than I can count...maybe...7 times." "He has fought wars, conquered the seas, and taught squirrels how to water ski."

So. Fabulous.
posted by dejah420 at 7:12 PM on October 24, 2006

All records of the mission were erased, and the crew were asked to keep their whiny, crampy mouths shut, or else.
posted by thirteenkiller at 7:15 PM on October 24, 2006

http://www.macinnesandporritt.com/rc/welcome.shtml <-lol
posted by thirteenkiller at 7:16 PM on October 24, 2006

The fear of being classified as "feminine," "effete," "fey" or "liberal" can also prevent men from seeking the treatment they desperately need.

I do know that one of my greatest fears is being called "fey."
posted by jayder at 7:19 PM on October 24, 2006

Sometimes I get the menstrual cramps real bad.

/Raising Arizona filter
posted by bardic at 7:25 PM on October 24, 2006

Well at least they have an RSS feed. Updated monthly, no doubt.
posted by revgeorge at 7:43 PM on October 24, 2006 [1 favorite]

"Are you there Zeus?

It's me, Achilles."

My god that was funny.
posted by tkchrist at 7:46 PM on October 24, 2006

If only...
posted by taosbat at 7:54 PM on October 24, 2006

This series is pretty good, especially when you compare it with the usual lameness of corporate virals.
posted by dhammond at 8:01 PM on October 24, 2006

Whatever they're selling, I'm buying. Those documentaries are fantastic.
posted by revgeorge at 8:02 PM on October 24, 2006

There was a little ad for heating pads, is that what they're selling? This seems kinda elaborate for a heating pad advertisement.
posted by thirteenkiller at 8:05 PM on October 24, 2006

My favorite viral was the terrorist blowing himself up inside the VW and no one outside of the car even noticed. I doubt Miss Manners would have approved.
posted by caddis at 8:27 PM on October 24, 2006

Those who like the series can check out the rest starting here [self-link]
posted by dhammond at 8:36 PM on October 24, 2006

Oops, I just realized that the rest of the films are also available on the site. My bad.
posted by dhammond at 8:40 PM on October 24, 2006

"At the very peak of his cycle... the Mexican Army stealthily wheeled an enormous horse filled with candy and small toys through the Trojan gates."

That alone was worth the price of admission. Which admittedly was $0.00 but still.

"Napoleon's Waterloo was his menstral cramps. And, Waterloo."

LOL
posted by Ynoxas at 8:41 PM on October 24, 2006

"The shaky spear, he called them."
posted by salvia at 9:00 PM on October 24, 2006

Our Driven Team of Researchers' Wish...
is to cultivate a national climate where men who suffer from Male Menstrual Cramps will stand up, be counted, and lend their voice to the growing chorus of men who refuse to be stigmatized, cowed, or otherwise repressed by a public who ignores, denies, or otherwise misunderstands this painful malady.

now is the time, and this is the place gentlemen.
posted by carsonb at 9:02 PM on October 24, 2006

now is the time, and this is the place gentlemen.
posted by carsonb at 11:02 PM CST on October 24

I am a man... and I suffer from CNUD.
posted by Ynoxas at 9:08 PM on October 24, 2006

How long before we have a "Men's Formula" of this called Myactionfigure or perhaps Fukyeh?
posted by rob511 at 9:30 PM on October 24, 2006

This is beautiful. I'm in love.
posted by Addlepated at 9:31 PM on October 24, 2006

Prison Counsellor: Why do you say you feel "trapped" in a man's body.
"Trapped" Convict: Well, sometimes I get them menstrual cramps real hard.
posted by kirkaracha at 10:23 PM on October 24, 2006

I'd cry Pepsi Blue, but caffeine doesn't play well with cramps. ;)

Funny stuff though!
posted by kosher_jenny at 11:17 PM on October 24, 2006

Why We Don’t Want Men To Vote

-Alice Duer Miller (1874-1942)

1) Because man’s place is in the army.
2) Because no really manly man wants to settle any question otherwise than by fighting about it.
3) Because if men should adopt peaceable methods women will no longer look up to them.
4) Because men will lose their charm if they step out of their natural sphere and interest themselves in other matters than feats of arms, uniforms and drums.
5) Because men are too emotional to vote. Their conduct at baseball games and political conventions shows this, while their innate tendency to appeal to force renders them unfit for government.
posted by defcom1 at 9:52 PM on October 25, 2006