Comments on: I read until my eyes exploded

I read until my eyes exploded

Sparx — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 20:45:11 -0800

SF writers only use six words. A collection of six word epics from the cream of contemporary SF writers. Can Mefi do better? I reckon!

By: infini

infini — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 20:51:52 -0800

aaah suberb. gracias gracias

By: Sandor Clegane

Sandor Clegane — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 20:52:57 -0800

Joss Whedon, you are my hero.

By: H. Roark

H. Roark — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 20:58:22 -0800

buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo

By: rob511

rob511 — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:00:55 -0800

God spoke. "WHAT??" (I'm deaf.) Fuck.

By: kalimac

kalimac — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:05:12 -0800

excellent. utterly excellent. Perhaps: [In] The beginning was God. The end --

By: Navelgazer

Navelgazer — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:05:31 -0800

"The world ended, but with money..." Shit, that's no good. Start over...

By: dreamsign

dreamsign — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:05:42 -0800

Nice one, Stross. Myself, I like "very very short stories". Check out "Pact with the Devil" if you ever get the chance.

By: Shecky

Shecky — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:06:14 -0800

"It's time," she said. I sighed.

By: Robot Johnny

Robot Johnny — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:07:20 -0800

Starlet sex scandal. Giant squid involved. - Margaret Atwood Perhaps the greatest thing Atwood ever wrote!

By: Derek

Derek — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:07:50 -0800

Only you can prevent anal probes. I found aliens in my pants. The devils hands are not manicured. Time stands still for only hiro. God pooped. And welcome to Mississippi. A spaceship needs a captain. KAHN! Love. War. Peace. Only in Space. Sex is only free in space.

By: greatgefilte

greatgefilte — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:07:58 -0800

At first I thought the FPP meant that the stories only use a selection of six words, kinda like Dr. Seuss. Still entertaining, though I've yet to see something better than The Lion-Eating Poet in the Stone Den.

By: QIbHom

QIbHom — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:08:36 -0800

Margaret Atwood rules. Although, cream? Shatner, cream? I'd balk at even calling him a writer.

By: cgc373

cgc373 — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:09:26 -0800

Intent counts. It's why we listened.

By: stavrosthewonderchicken

stavrosthewonderchicken — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:11:22 -0800

The sin? Goo. Larry, it y... Meat deprecated. All hail new flesh! Bombs fall, AI launch: cleansing fire.

By: icosahedral

icosahedral — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:13:01 -0800

God doesn't exist. Want some pie?

By: infini

infini — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:13:44 -0800

that's why if you read closely he says auteurs as well as authors... *smirk* wrt shatner

By: stavrosthewonderchicken

stavrosthewonderchicken — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:15:09 -0800

Cockroach cluster, anthrax ripple. Mideast war!

By: Navelgazer

Navelgazer — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:15:43 -0800

Shatner an Author? Commence the snark!

By: ed

ed — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:16:32 -0800

Hapsburg lockjaw. Send four more cousins.

By: birdsquared

birdsquared — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:16:39 -0800

Once upon a time. The end.

By: ed

ed — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:17:29 -0800

Training wheels off. Prometheus rides bike!

By: stavrosthewonderchicken

stavrosthewonderchicken — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:18:18 -0800

Christ returns. "What?! Tack him up!"

By: ed

ed — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:18:43 -0800

Gamma radiation hits Haughey. Climbs Sears.

By: mekanic

mekanic — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:18:59 -0800

"When he awoke, the dinosaur was still there."

By: Alvy Ampersand

Alvy Ampersand — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:19:24 -0800

... an american citizen! You can't-BLAM!

By: ed

ed — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:19:59 -0800

Bush opens gag gift, merging snake.

By: dobbs

dobbs — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:20:02 -0800

Underestimating the audience, Whedon adds exposition.

By: ed

ed — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:20:54 -0800

Tom Cruise gay? Scientologists say nay!

By: boaz

boaz — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:22:16 -0800

Improved Soylent. Now 30% post-consumer content.

By: ed

ed — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:22:44 -0800

Driving thru, Gollum orders onion rings.

By: stavrosthewonderchicken

stavrosthewonderchicken — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:23:03 -0800

Pluto unplanet? Sentient iceball devours Earth!

By: Kronoss

Kronoss — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:23:18 -0800

"You shouldn't be here." "I know."

By: ed

ed — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:23:47 -0800

"A cookbook!" said the main course.

By: ibmcginty

ibmcginty — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:24:26 -0800

The greatest story ever told was: Down three to Yanks, Sox win.

By: stavrosthewonderchicken

stavrosthewonderchicken — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:24:48 -0800

Hero journeys, returns. Lessons are learned.

By: ed

ed — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:25:11 -0800

Firemen set the oven to 451.

By: stavrosthewonderchicken

stavrosthewonderchicken — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:25:29 -0800

"You ain't from here, are ya?"

By: stavrosthewonderchicken

stavrosthewonderchicken — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:26:16 -0800

Thread posted. Mefite wannabe writers rejoice!

By: ed

ed — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:26:29 -0800

Thirsty for books, Burgess seeks glass.

By: brownpau

brownpau — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:27:18 -0800

This is Ellen Ripley, signing off.

By: Alvy Ampersand

Alvy Ampersand — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:27:30 -0800

"So where's the twist?" asked Rover.

By: infini

infini — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:27:54 -0800

oh my god, i think I ....

By: ed

ed — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:28:09 -0800

Filkers fucked fervidly in the fen.

By: zardoz

zardoz — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:28:13 -0800

"I'd buy that for a dollar!"

By: ed

ed — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:28:47 -0800

The cow was milked. Berman cried.

By: Ricky_gr10

Ricky_gr10 — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:28:57 -0800

Missile Defense Shield Busted: "Bye Canada!"

By: stavrosthewonderchicken

stavrosthewonderchicken — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:29:23 -0800

"My balls!" shouted the president. "Balls!"

By: ed

ed — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:30:41 -0800

More human than human? Director's cut!

By: FritoKAL

FritoKAL — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:30:48 -0800

Short stories? Need fewer typewriter monkeys.

By: Bookhouse

Bookhouse — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:31:07 -0800

I'm quite sure it's not loaded ...

By: ed

ed — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:31:14 -0800

There you are, a tagline died.

By: Alvy Ampersand

Alvy Ampersand — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:31:47 -0800

Six word story? "Impossible," he decided.

By: stavrosthewonderchicken

stavrosthewonderchicken — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:31:49 -0800

Ignorance strength, war peace: Miller time!

By: ed

ed — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:34:18 -0800

Cory whined, Mefi dined. Flame war!

By: arruns

arruns — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:34:40 -0800

There is an afterlife? Well goddammit...

By: ed

ed — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:35:04 -0800

A movie ends with Heston's scream.

By: stavrosthewonderchicken

stavrosthewonderchicken — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:35:23 -0800

Eschaton immanentized, gods materialize, fan beshitted.

By: Justinian

Justinian — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:35:32 -0800

At midnight, the unplugged telephone rang.

By: nasreddin

nasreddin — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:35:32 -0800

Stately, plump Buck falls down stairs.

By: Bookhouse

Bookhouse — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:35:47 -0800

He saw. He came. She conquered.

By: ed

ed — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:36:05 -0800

Big Brother is watching You Tube.

By: ed

ed — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:36:39 -0800

Bubblegum, kick ass, what to do?

By: ibmcginty

ibmcginty — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:36:59 -0800

God castigated believers; but too late.

By: Falconetti

Falconetti — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:37:06 -0800

Cory Doctorow's entry: vomit on myself

By: stavrosthewonderchicken

stavrosthewonderchicken — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:37:12 -0800

Pausing midstroke, he noticed the sirens.

By: ed

ed — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:37:18 -0800

Things to come: well, well, well.

By: flapjax at midnite

flapjax at midnite — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:37:27 -0800

Thousands of comments. I scrolled forever.

By: Pater Aletheias

Pater Aletheias — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:39:11 -0800

She never saw that platypus again.

By: ed

ed — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:39:13 -0800

Severian tortured, dictionary opened, Wolfe writing.

By: solid-one-love

solid-one-love — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:39:39 -0800

Are those Elder Gods? "Don't eat...!"

By: ed

ed — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:41:14 -0800

Man high castling? What a dick!

By: Alvy Ampersand

Alvy Ampersand — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:41:21 -0800

Begin Inn muddle; Aunt Thea's end.

By: stavrosthewonderchicken

stavrosthewonderchicken — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:41:42 -0800

Love lost, subsequently found. (Needs padding.)

By: Iridic

Iridic — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:41:48 -0800

Humanity's over. Somewhere, a telephone rings.

By: Holy foxy moxie batman!

Holy foxy moxie batman! — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:42:11 -0800

My heart to you, unending poetic.

By: squirrel

squirrel — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:42:46 -0800

Lo love the these thank thanks

By: stavrosthewonderchicken

stavrosthewonderchicken — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:42:47 -0800

War hell, civilian boredom. Clock tower!

By: ed

ed — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:42:57 -0800

Baa ram ewe. Bacon at Blockbuster.

By: dydecker

dydecker — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:43:04 -0800

science fiction writers celebrate clumsy sentences.

By: eritain

eritain — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:43:25 -0800

Metafilter: neural mainline turned me blue

By: Justinian

Justinian — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:44:00 -0800

Dydecker poops on thread. Hang him!

By: ed

ed — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:44:16 -0800

Rain. Did Alex take singing lessons?

By: stavrosthewonderchicken

stavrosthewonderchicken — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:44:38 -0800

Peak oil, long pork. American century.

By: milnak

milnak — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:45:13 -0800

I'm not good at writing haiku.

By: Iridic

Iridic — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:45:25 -0800

"No strings attached," the Devil promised.

By: infini

infini — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:45:41 -0800

what the hell was that about?

By: ed

ed — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:45:54 -0800

Homer, Clarke: two odysseys, half price?

By: loquacious

loquacious — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:46:13 -0800

Grey goo. Send mop. Feet melting.

By: stavrosthewonderchicken

stavrosthewonderchicken — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:47:04 -0800

"Careful with that axe, Eugene!" "What?"

By: ed

ed — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:47:08 -0800

Apes grunted. A baby! Monolith meaning?

By: infini

infini — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:47:10 -0800

shared culture provides reference for story

By: stavrosthewonderchicken

stavrosthewonderchicken — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:47:47 -0800

"Voom!" What was that? "Life, mate."

By: Falconetti

Falconetti — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:48:00 -0800

A mown lawn: the lawn moans.

By: Sir BoBoMonkey Pooflinger Esquire III

Sir BoBoMonkey Pooflinger Esquire III — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:48:05 -0800

Gangsta alien drive-by. Three cockroaches remain.

By: infini

infini — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:48:14 -0800

do I know you? she said

By: ed

ed — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:48:27 -0800

"Sestina?" "No!" "Some Wired article?" "Yes!"

By: stavrosthewonderchicken

stavrosthewonderchicken — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:48:57 -0800

ed, I think that's cheating summarizing stories rather than writing your own mini-opuseses. Boo!

By: infini

infini — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:49:26 -0800

infinity's children in the human playground

By: ed

ed — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:49:57 -0800

Cleaning up suicide booths? Long night.

By: infini

infini — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:50:02 -0800

Ed? who are you? really?

By: Holy foxy moxie batman!

Holy foxy moxie batman! — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:50:24 -0800

My first step. All downhill now.

By: Alvy Ampersand

Alvy Ampersand — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:50:57 -0800

Expelled from the hivemind? Me?-Dammit!

By: stavrosthewonderchicken

stavrosthewonderchicken — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:51:37 -0800

wonderchicken chastizes ed; ticking package arrives.

By: trinarian

trinarian — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:51:41 -0800

I just lost the game. Again.

By: infini

infini — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:51:59 -0800

wtf? is that one word or...

By: ed

ed — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:52:20 -0800

"Repent, Harlan!" screamed the Connie defenders.

By: Sir BoBoMonkey Pooflinger Esquire III

Sir BoBoMonkey Pooflinger Esquire III — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:52:24 -0800

Horton Hears a Hoo. Asylum Bound.

By: infini

infini — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:53:04 -0800

roflmao, as they say on the internets

By: ed

ed — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:53:09 -0800

Gordon Van Gelder rejected my story.

By: ed

ed — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:54:37 -0800

Heinlein inspired him to schtup sister.

By: infini

infini — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:54:47 -0800

He was such an idiot, amused.

By: anotherpanacea

anotherpanacea — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:55:57 -0800

Fingers catch the cadence, type on.

By: infini

infini — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:57:05 -0800

OMG, I have an audience, shoot.

By: stavrosthewonderchicken

stavrosthewonderchicken — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:57:16 -0800

Brain surgery, home kit, big mistake.

By: infini

infini — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:58:07 -0800

no way, without degree, or residency?

By: Bighappyfunhouse

Bighappyfunhouse — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:59:00 -0800

I think I will start blogging

By: gamera

gamera — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:59:36 -0800

Arboria burning, Flash dead: Ming triumphant.

By: Sir BoBoMonkey Pooflinger Esquire III

Sir BoBoMonkey Pooflinger Esquire III — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:59:36 -0800

Memory failing. Unfinished autobiography left...

By: ibmcginty

ibmcginty — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:59:57 -0800

They met, fucked, fought, reunited heartwarmingly.

By: anotherpanacea

anotherpanacea — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 22:00:23 -0800

Sufficiently advanced magic indistinguishable: Abracadabra Wi-fi.

By: ed

ed — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 22:00:25 -0800

"Insert Burr," Godzilla's American duelist suggested.

By: Navelgazer

Navelgazer — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 22:00:57 -0800

Holy Shit! This hat is cursed!

By: anotherpanacea

anotherpanacea — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 22:01:37 -0800

With only six words, punctuation's everything.

By: ed

ed — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 22:02:05 -0800

Green skin? Kirk saw no difference.

By: Falconetti

Falconetti — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 22:03:18 -0800

ym ewn ivntetonin: het wrod srbecamlr!

By: gamera

gamera — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 22:05:04 -0800

I wonder what this button does?

By: Kwantsar

Kwantsar — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 22:05:22 -0800

He flagged it and moved on.

By: ed

ed — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 22:11:30 -0800

The moon promised harsh adulterous nights.

By: Iridic

Iridic — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 22:15:27 -0800

Telepathy's more boring than you'd think.

By: aubilenon

aubilenon — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 22:16:11 -0800

Finally their lips touched, unleasing armageddon.

By: aubilenon

aubilenon — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 22:16:19 -0800

shit, unleashing.

By: cgc373

cgc373 — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 22:23:35 -0800

Winsome won't cut it anymore. Genuflect.

By: quin

quin — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 22:23:53 -0800

Allow me to break with me mold here and just point out that this FPP totally reconfirms my deep undenying love of Whedon (silly), Miller (kinda what I expected), Sterling (neat), O’Bannon (awesome), Smith (who the fuck is kirby?) Harrison (my personal hero), Stephenson (huh?) and Gibson (all political and shit). Oh and Hemingway seems to have had some chops as well. God to Earth: “Cry more, noobs!” - Marc Laidlaw I don't know who this is, but based on that statement, I will be finding out shortly. And as far as I'm concerned, the penultimate six word statement has already been written, the one that sums it all up for me, the one that I have embraced as a personal Ideology: It was a pleasure to burn

By: cgc373

cgc373 — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 22:25:35 -0800

Their lips leased Armageddon, Da Vinci–style.

By: quin

quin — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 22:26:22 -0800

Though if I may try my own... Zombies love brains. Shotguns discourage that.

By: cgc373

cgc373 — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 22:27:20 -0800

I see everything now. So small.

By: danb

danb — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 22:28:04 -0800

I haven't smiled since she died.

By: aubilenon

aubilenon — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 22:32:08 -0800

I'm especially fond of grammatical sentences.

By: benign

benign — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 22:34:52 -0800

"This statement is false." said Gödel.

By: anarcation

anarcation — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 22:35:59 -0800

Why are you all so sad?

By: funkbrain

funkbrain — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 22:39:51 -0800

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

By: erniepan

erniepan — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 22:40:20 -0800

I believe you have my stapler.

By: kosem

kosem — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 22:40:27 -0800

No. Chicken goes inside the duck.

By: funkbrain

funkbrain — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 22:40:46 -0800

My hovercraft is full of eels.

By: loquacious

loquacious — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 22:41:16 -0800

No! Not that! You're all mad!

By: zekinskia

zekinskia — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 22:42:09 -0800

Metafilter makes me laugh. A bit.

By: loquacious

loquacious — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 22:45:13 -0800

Blackhole. Cheerios. Waist decreasing, mass increasing.

By: loquacious

loquacious — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 22:45:53 -0800

What the... Three breasts? Oh, OK.

By: loquacious

loquacious — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 22:49:34 -0800

My God! It's full of stars!

By: exlotuseater

exlotuseater — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 22:51:08 -0800

[penultimate is the second to last]

By: kyleg

kyleg — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 22:51:52 -0800

Her tragic lie: "I love you."

By: Cyclopsis Raptor

Cyclopsis Raptor — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 22:53:55 -0800

I type six words. CRAP!

By: quin

quin — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 22:56:55 -0800

Snakes, on a plane? Mother fucker.

By: quin

quin — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 22:58:34 -0800

This broom, it vibrates? Motherfucker!

By: quin

quin — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 22:59:49 -0800

We have cameras. Mother fucker?

By: exlotuseater

exlotuseater — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:01:04 -0800

Words never are enough, he wrote.

By: exlotuseater

exlotuseater — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:02:00 -0800

Dangling from the rope, unanswered questions.

By: logicpunk

logicpunk — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:02:17 -0800

in ur base killin ur d00dz. sorry

By: quin

quin — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:04:21 -0800

exlotuseater stole 'penultimate' from my comment.

By: onalark

onalark — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:05:44 -0800

The last star burned gloriously into oblivion.

By: Iridic

Iridic — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:06:20 -0800

Trade you! My clone, your robot.

By: Divine_Wino

Divine_Wino — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:06:44 -0800

And then God became very dizzy.

By: Divine_Wino

Divine_Wino — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:07:42 -0800

Nobody knew bananas considered us food.

By: quin

quin — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:07:44 -0800

exlotuseater is right. I'm an idiot.

By: Divine_Wino

Divine_Wino — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:08:29 -0800

The smartest ones left very quietly.

By: Divine_Wino

Divine_Wino — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:09:53 -0800

Shockingly, comets did want to vote.

By: Divine_Wino

Divine_Wino — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:10:33 -0800

Finally we ate shit, not good.

By: Divine_Wino

Divine_Wino — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:12:12 -0800

stavrosthewonderchicken lived up to his potential.

By: Divine_Wino

Divine_Wino — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:13:20 -0800

dude fucked a watermelon, normally childless.

By: Divine_Wino

Divine_Wino — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:15:24 -0800

Finally the oblivion machine started working.

By: stinkycheese

stinkycheese — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:15:41 -0800

This is mass madness, you maniacs.

By: quin

quin — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:16:34 -0800

I puked. A lot. It sucked.

By: loquacious

loquacious — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:18:21 -0800

A crime for Llewllyn: He lied.

By: blacklite

blacklite — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:18:41 -0800

Girl, war, crown, everything, nothing, death.

By: cgc373

cgc373 — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:19:05 -0800

It was easy to finish them.

By: dreamsign

dreamsign — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:19:10 -0800

Not so funny meow, is it?

By: Cranberry

Cranberry — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:19:25 -0800

Nothing to see here, move along...

By: moonbiter

moonbiter — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:20:18 -0800

"Hey y'all, watch this!" he said.

By: cgc373

cgc373 — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:20:45 -0800

Nukes. Only way to be sure.

By: four panels

four panels — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:21:24 -0800

Q: What is your favorite pastime? A: Holocaust.

By: cgc373

cgc373 — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:21:34 -0800

Gather ye rosebuds. Do it now.

By: moonbiter

moonbiter — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:22:44 -0800

Not original, I know, but I love the classics.

By: Divine_Wino

Divine_Wino — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:23:39 -0800

Nobody ever regretted pushing the button?

By: cgc373

cgc373 — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:23:48 -0800

(whispered) "Are they gone yet?" No.

By: four panels

four panels — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:25:32 -0800

I waited but you never came.

By: delmoi

delmoi — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:25:42 -0800

didn't print Gibson, online only? WEAK.

By: moonbiter

moonbiter — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:26:19 -0800

The headline read "Metafilter's 100th anniversary."

By: aubilenon

aubilenon — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:27:01 -0800

Mutant survives nuclear holocaust. Hilarity ensues!

By: stinkycheese

stinkycheese — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:27:23 -0800

Ass, man? Ass man? Ass man!

By: BlackLeotardFront

BlackLeotardFront — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:29:25 -0800

Five. Four. Three. Two. One. Boom!

By: jmhodges

jmhodges — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:30:27 -0800

He lingered. And then quietly fell.

By: BlackLeotardFront

BlackLeotardFront — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:30:28 -0800

A man, a plan, a... damn!

By: four panels

four panels — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:31:46 -0800

She began as the end began.

By: four panels

four panels — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:33:12 -0800

The drugs ran out and he

By: BlackLeotardFront

BlackLeotardFront — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:33:54 -0800

Kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit!

By: quin

quin — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:34:46 -0800

This was the proverbial moment. The world was stacked against us, but no one in the room cared. She had a knife, I had a gun. We both knew that this was it. We were going to leave this place as heroes or victims. And at the end of the day, there wasn't much difference between the two. I could see a cop on the street demanding that we come out. I grabbed a guy and put my pistol to his head. "This will end badly," I told him. "when the shooting starts, run." And then we stepped outside. I didn't want it to go this way, but I killed the cop that killed her. So I guess I won. Then the bullets hit me and I stopped caring about anything. I guess I won.

By: aubilenon

aubilenon — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:35:02 -0800

One last kiss... ah, forget it.

By: four panels

four panels — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:35:43 -0800

together we ran away from another

By: papakwanz

papakwanz — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:36:18 -0800

It wasn't his time, not yet.

By: four panels

four panels — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:36:28 -0800

Oh, her pink has turned blue.

By: alasdair

alasdair — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:36:42 -0800

She did not die. Not ever.

By: casconed

casconed — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:36:52 -0800

He hoped onehundredninetyfour comments meant gifs.

By: papakwanz

papakwanz — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:36:58 -0800

He colored outside the lines. Bastard.

By: papakwanz

papakwanz — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:37:13 -0800

Silly exercise. What does it prove?

By: papakwanz

papakwanz — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:38:06 -0800

Luke, I am your father. No!

By: papakwanz

papakwanz — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:38:56 -0800

I just sold the movie rights.

By: papakwanz

papakwanz — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:39:44 -0800

E.T. Phone home? Shit, busy signal.

By: papakwanz

papakwanz — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:40:06 -0800

(or, "voice mail.")

By: four panels

four panels — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:40:21 -0800

She fucked all night. Morning crushed.

By: papakwanz

papakwanz — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:41:12 -0800

I'm so hungover... I did WHAT?!

By: four panels

four panels — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:41:50 -0800

Bad wine, throw it on me.

By: papakwanz

papakwanz — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:41:55 -0800

No more stories, time for bed.

By: four panels

four panels — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:42:55 -0800

Stop your heart, I'm only kidding.

By: four panels

four panels — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:44:49 -0800

Wake up, we're not going anywhere.

By: four panels

four panels — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:51:30 -0800

Her delicate balance bosom bosom career.

By: four panels

four panels — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:52:34 -0800

Oh God, not on me: shhhh.

By: Krrrlson

Krrrlson — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:53:32 -0800

Suddenly -- a fish in my pants!

By: metaplectic

metaplectic — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 00:00:23 -0800

Explosive compression unlocks neutron cascade, annihilation.

By: metaplectic

metaplectic — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 00:00:43 -0800

Radiant phantasmagoras descended earthward, devouring souls.

By: metaplectic

metaplectic — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 00:01:01 -0800

God's name? Enumerate possibilities! Stars disappear.

By: metaplectic

metaplectic — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 00:01:16 -0800

Supernova extinguished sentients, guiding three sages.

By: bunglin jones

bunglin jones — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 00:16:51 -0800

IM IN UR... ah, fuck it.

By: Sir BoBoMonkey Pooflinger Esquire III

Sir BoBoMonkey Pooflinger Esquire III — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 00:22:41 -0800

Agree with Delmoi. Gibson's too political? !!!

By: Sir BoBoMonkey Pooflinger Esquire III

Sir BoBoMonkey Pooflinger Esquire III — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 00:30:50 -0800

8 minutes without comment. New Record.

By: team lowkey

team lowkey — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 00:33:56 -0800

The lie was just too... burdensome.

By: Luddite

Luddite — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 00:50:19 -0800

Opened Metafilter. Read thread. Brain hurts.

By: infini

infini — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 00:51:10 -0800

but all we ever did was ...

By: metaplectic

metaplectic — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 00:54:35 -0800

"Honey..." "Don't touch me!" she shrieked.

By: Osmanthus

Osmanthus — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 01:01:27 -0800

Rebublicans hold majority. Suck it Libs. //horror

By: carsonb

carsonb — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 01:05:46 -0800

can't stop. this is bat country.

By: UbuRoivas

UbuRoivas — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 01:08:37 -0800

King's ghost caused fatal procrastinatory madness.

By: ed

ed — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 01:20:39 -0800

Insomnia smacked. Lips slept. Verbs wilted.

By: ed

ed — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 01:22:55 -0800

The palindrome asked for sloppy seconds.

By: thecaddy

thecaddy — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 01:36:07 -0800

He cried, "d00d, ch3ck y0uR Sp311i|\|g"

By: dreamsign

dreamsign — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 01:42:32 -0800

It really tied the room together.

By: cgc373

cgc373 — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 02:05:53 -0800

In dreams begins responsibilities, and ends.

By: TwoWordReview

TwoWordReview — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 02:30:17 -0800

We are sorry for the inconvenience!

By: Hogshead

Hogshead — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 03:15:04 -0800

Word shortage. People resort to sesquipidalianism.

By: wendell

wendell — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 03:32:38 -0800

I came. I saw. I left.

By: wendell

wendell — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 03:32:59 -0800

Nothing was quite what we expected.

By: wendell

wendell — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 03:33:35 -0800

Time heals all wounds... too slowly.

By: wendell

wendell — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 03:34:44 -0800

Happened again. But not like before.

By: wendell

wendell — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 03:35:08 -0800

Night of passion, followed by Cheerios.

By: wendell

wendell — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 03:37:44 -0800

She never existed; I miss her.

By: wendell

wendell — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 03:40:24 -0800

No one expected the spinach inquisition.

By: wendell

wendell — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 03:41:01 -0800

I didn't promise miracles. Well, one.

By: wendell

wendell — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 03:43:17 -0800

Life was short, but surprisingly pleasant.

By: PontifexPrimus

PontifexPrimus — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 03:56:58 -0800

"Don't touch!" in all languages. *Poke*.

By: melissa may

melissa may — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 03:57:53 -0800

He promised. She's waiting. It's loaded.

By: public

public — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 04:53:57 -0800

Six word "stories" were never cool.

By: furtive

furtive — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 05:03:03 -0800

The Simpsons did it in five: "Linguo dead?" "Linguo is dead."

By: furtive

furtive — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 05:04:06 -0800

You've got to be kidding? No.

By: Mach5

Mach5 — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 05:04:50 -0800

I'm always late to the thread.

By: furtive

furtive — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 05:05:33 -0800

The abortion failed. There was more.

By: furtive

furtive — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 05:07:47 -0800

He got the raise. She didn't.

By: furtive

furtive — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 05:12:17 -0800

Judgement was slow. Punishment was swift.

By: exlotuseater

exlotuseater — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 05:15:57 -0800

He conjured Mephistopheles and tragedy ensued.

By: Mach5

Mach5 — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 05:16:43 -0800

... and they lived happily ever after!

By: furtive

furtive — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 05:17:20 -0800

Why me? WHY ME! Shhh. Soon.

By: exlotuseater

exlotuseater — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 05:17:31 -0800

Up through Hell, Purgatory, Heaven... Beatrice!

By: exlotuseater

exlotuseater — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 05:19:03 -0800

They ate some fruit, ruined everything.

By: exlotuseater

exlotuseater — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 05:21:41 -0800

Exiled, travelled south, Rama beats Ravana.

By: exlotuseater

exlotuseater — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 05:26:54 -0800

[common mistake quin; not an idiot]

By: exlotuseater

exlotuseater — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 05:27:52 -0800

Holocaust: Mice are good, Cats bad.

By: exlotuseater

exlotuseater — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 05:29:24 -0800

BIG BANG! Then things cool down.

By: exlotuseater

exlotuseater — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 05:30:38 -0800

[Goethe, Dante, Milton, Valmiki, Spiegelman, Hawking]

By: ZenMasterThis

ZenMasterThis — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 05:33:55 -0800

Let's take off our clothes, Osama.

By: ZenMasterThis

ZenMasterThis — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 05:35:10 -0800

Best. Post. Evar. Best. Post. Evar.

By: dances_with_sneetches

dances_with_sneetches — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 05:55:13 -0800

I tried to get Ellery Queen Mystery Magazine to run my shortest mystery ever: . Mr. ? Translated as: Dot missed her period. Question Mark. Which, interestingly, is six words.

By: Aghast.

Aghast. — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 05:57:59 -0800

While your humiliation intensified, sex died.

By: Cyrano

Cyrano — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 06:05:18 -0800

Note to self: Check the safety.

By: twirlypen

twirlypen — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 06:10:22 -0800

"Just Married" on a used car.

By: zeoslap

zeoslap — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 06:42:20 -0800

He seemed so normal. Why now?

By: LordSludge

LordSludge — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 06:50:59 -0800

My penis fell off. Again. Damn.

By: LordSludge

LordSludge — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 06:51:45 -0800

[This is really, really, really stupid.]

By: Fuzzy Monster

Fuzzy Monster — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 07:07:51 -0800

Jonestown Condo For Sale; Kool-Aid Included.

By: infinitewindow

infinitewindow — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 07:12:57 -0800

Why cut myself? Nanobots heal instantly.

By: Fuzzy Monster

Fuzzy Monster — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 07:14:01 -0800

Hero Ghost: Where To Pin Medal?

By: bobobox

bobobox — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 07:17:03 -0800

M seeking W for possible LTR

By: bobobox

bobobox — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 07:17:28 -0800

Am I in the wrong thread?

By: Fuzzy Monster

Fuzzy Monster — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 07:20:15 -0800

Radioactive Squirrels Hide Plutonium Next Door.

By: erniepan

erniepan — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 07:28:37 -0800

Your favorite constrained writing style sucks.

By: JT

JT — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 07:44:29 -0800

Six word fan fiction? Still sucks.

By: AJaffe

AJaffe — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 07:45:22 -0800

Metafilter: And then there were five...

By: Hogshead

Hogshead — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 07:49:46 -0800

"I want your body." "Let's swap."

By: KevinSkomsvold

KevinSkomsvold — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 07:50:39 -0800

This is my mark on MetaFilter.

By: dead_

dead_ — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 07:52:06 -0800

"Holdin'?" "Yeah." "Wanna blaze??" "No papers."

By: papakwanz

papakwanz — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 07:56:35 -0800

You blew it up, you maniacs!

By: papakwanz

papakwanz — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 07:57:39 -0800

We crashed. No food. Tim's tasty.

By: papakwanz

papakwanz — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 07:58:57 -0800

Born, nailed to tree, resurrected. Amen.

By: papakwanz

papakwanz — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 08:02:33 -0800

Close to breaking longest thread record?

By: papakwanz

papakwanz — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 08:03:52 -0800

Bush lied. People dyed -- their finger. [sorry]

By: papakwanz

papakwanz — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 08:09:14 -0800

Noun, Verb, Direct Object, Indirect Object. Noun verb. Noun verb. Noun verb. Series of adjectives, noun, verb. Irony. Simple statement. Unexpected twist. Hilarity ensues.

By: papakwanz

papakwanz — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 08:11:04 -0800

Nobody else writing? I p0wn thread!

By: Mr. Gunn

Mr. Gunn — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 08:16:21 -0800

100 great stories, 6 words each. 1 meta-story, using all 6 words. Like haiku, but without cherry blossoms.

By: robocop is bleeding

robocop is bleeding — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 08:42:39 -0800

Frodo's forbidden love, forbidden no more.

By: weapons-grade pandemonium

weapons-grade pandemonium — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 08:45:37 -0800

The body disposal thread saved jessamyn.

By: It's Raining Florence Henderson

It's Raining Florence Henderson — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 09:36:50 -0800

The Ages of Man Trilogy I Necessity mothers Invention, lactates development cycles. II Invention takes a mutant lover, Greed. III Invention aborts Future for tax break.

By: y2karl

y2karl — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 09:42:52 -0800

New pony creates galactic black hole. Favorites delay jonson serial killer career. Ethereal Bligh? Six words? You wish!

By: y2karl

y2karl — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 09:45:50 -0800

This brings to mind Jack McDevitt's short story Cryptic, wherein a man closing down a SETI operation finds a computer disk containing files of encoded transmissions from an interstellar war.

By: y2karl

y2karl — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 09:46:57 -0800

Oops! Wrong thread! My bad!

By: y2karl

y2karl — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 09:48:45 -0800

[+] D'oh!

By: ORthey

ORthey — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 10:15:37 -0800

"Hi.." "Hi." "You...?" "I..." (crying) "Yeah."

By: weapons-grade pandemonium

weapons-grade pandemonium — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 10:18:03 -0800

"Excuse me. Is this your penis?"

By: Termite

Termite — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 10:32:54 -0800

Attention span shrank. So did imagination.

By: It's Raining Florence Henderson

It's Raining Florence Henderson — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 10:44:17 -0800

Crystalline entity’s facets reflect God dimension.

By: kalimac

kalimac — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 10:44:34 -0800

"Don't cry." "But..." "Oh." "She's gone."

By: lysdexic

lysdexic — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 10:45:50 -0800

Talking failed. Moving out. Hug children. I changed my name back today. Kids in bed. Time to cry. /getting too much like haikus, now

By: banannafish

banannafish — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 10:49:38 -0800

No time to panic. It's over.

By: Laugh_track

Laugh_track — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 10:56:18 -0800

Leave me to my opium cave!

By: Monkey0nCrack

Monkey0nCrack — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 10:57:39 -0800

Vampires immortal on dark side moon. Gravity vs shield means gravity wins. Superman came - blows off lois's head.

By: It's Raining Florence Henderson

It's Raining Florence Henderson — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 10:58:04 -0800

The Nova killed everybody. Chevy apologizes.

By: weapons-grade pandemonium

weapons-grade pandemonium — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 11:20:54 -0800

"Why can't people follow the fucking rules?"

By: forwebsites

forwebsites — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 11:26:37 -0800

Area man starts dating area woman. Boy: I do. Girl: I do. More couples working nights than ever Doctor: "Congratulations, it is a girl." Then they live happily ever after...

By: forwebsites

forwebsites — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 11:40:21 -0800

All your base, ~~are~~ belong to us

By: It's Raining Florence Henderson

It's Raining Florence Henderson — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 11:55:39 -0800

One day, René forgot to be.

By: aldurtregi

aldurtregi — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 12:09:36 -0800

God forgets condom. Humanity is born. Damn Dysmenorrhea. Now, to become emperor.

By: the painkiller

the painkiller — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 12:10:26 -0800

alien artifact looms - monkeys invent rockets!

By: the painkiller

the painkiller — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 12:13:34 -0800

"where's my soul?" demanded the robot.

By: orthogonality

orthogonality — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 12:15:11 -0800

"At long last, President -- oh nevermind." "Welcome to The Hague, Mr. President!" "You expected to land in Crawford? "'Stop'? What?? You made it legal!"

By: the painkiller

the painkiller — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 12:17:00 -0800

interstellar war averted. holo at 11.

By: the painkiller

the painkiller — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 12:17:46 -0800

clones, wormholes, and lasers, oh my!

By: ed

ed — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 13:11:12 -0800

Washed up, the hack cleared encryption.

By: ed

ed — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 13:13:46 -0800

Jonesing for Smith. Surnames hit hard.

By: ed

ed — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 13:15:15 -0800

Fancy dinner. Kill bill. Heart attack.

By: ed

ed — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 13:16:51 -0800

Lying white. Surely an Enron racist!

By: ed

ed — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 13:18:06 -0800

He prayed. God didn't return calls.

By: Bighappyfunhouse

Bighappyfunhouse — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 13:18:21 -0800

They fought until we all died

By: ed

ed — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 13:19:23 -0800

Serendipity for Xmas. Gift delivered accidentally.

By: ed

ed — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 13:20:48 -0800

Joyce scholars fighting. Irish cead pool.

By: oddman

oddman — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 13:23:26 -0800

Fuck! I hate losing the game.

By: ed

ed — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 13:23:27 -0800

Anon! Game gonne with six words.

By: ed

ed — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 13:25:20 -0800

Stapled stomach. Texas. Hold 'em Roker!

By: Sparx

Sparx — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 13:35:46 -0800

Well, that upped my 'favorited' count.

By: Mister_A

Mister_A — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 13:57:56 -0800

Eat this pill lest you die.

By: alikins

alikins — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 14:05:36 -0800

All is well that ends. Well...

By: ancientgower

ancientgower — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 14:14:31 -0800

Mr. Johnson? Yeah, me too! Cool!

By: Freen

Freen — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 14:21:37 -0800

She'd come around. Pulsars always do.

By: 6am

6am — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 14:36:16 -0800

I said Sue?! I meant Sandy...

By: Freen

Freen — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 14:36:57 -0800

Bekenstein unbound, knew the universe itself.

By: 6am

6am — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 14:44:11 -0800

birth discovery begin recovery love death.

By: ambient2

ambient2 — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 14:51:43 -0800

i feel sad and hurt people.

By: 6am

6am — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 14:51:57 -0800

They mostly come at night. Mostly.

By: furtive

furtive — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 15:25:50 -0800

If you read this, it's already...

By: furtive

furtive — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 15:30:46 -0800

She listened, but also ignored him.

By: furtive

furtive — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 15:38:01 -0800

His job: to appologize for mankind.

By: furtive

furtive — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 15:43:48 -0800

The next civilization fared no better.

By: jodrell banksmeadow

jodrell banksmeadow — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 16:30:59 -0800

Thankfully, it was all a dream

By: Ugh

Ugh — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 17:17:32 -0800

I didn't know. Guess I should've.

By: ancientgower

ancientgower — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 18:05:19 -0800

Why am I in this position?

By: ancientgower

ancientgower — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 18:07:37 -0800

Spider writes pig's fate. Spider dies. (sorry...)

By: Physics Package

Physics Package — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 19:17:42 -0800

God checks machine. 6.37*10^11 prayers. "Christ."

By: y2karl

y2karl — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 19:57:51 -0800

Pigs from monkey butts fly forth.

By: kingfisher, his musclebound cat

kingfisher, his musclebound cat — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 20:06:53 -0800

Anything? No. Anything? No. Anything? Ooops.

By: Citizen Premier

Citizen Premier — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 20:09:16 -0800

Hey, it was worth a try!

By: Citizen Premier

Citizen Premier — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 20:10:17 -0800

356 comments. One good. Find it.

By: kingfisher, his musclebound cat

kingfisher, his musclebound cat — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 20:13:12 -0800

Two weeks later, God hit undo.

By: kingfisher, his musclebound cat

kingfisher, his musclebound cat — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 20:17:17 -0800

The giant macaque flung poo, winning.

By: kingfisher, his musclebound cat

kingfisher, his musclebound cat — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 20:21:41 -0800

The universe, information; deleted as spam.

By: kingfisher, his musclebound cat

kingfisher, his musclebound cat — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 20:22:40 -0800

kingfisher, last man, ignorant, posted on.

By: kingfisher, his musclebound cat

kingfisher, his musclebound cat — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 20:25:30 -0800

Internet porn attains sentience. World fucked.

By: kingfisher, his musclebound cat

kingfisher, his musclebound cat — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 20:29:10 -0800

Calling him pathetic, his clone gyrated.

By: lekvar

lekvar — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 20:31:13 -0800

I was here. Please acknowledge me.

By: kingfisher, his musclebound cat

kingfisher, his musclebound cat — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 20:31:20 -0800

Theworldoninformationhavingbecomesodenseandmuddledandmeaningless,butnonethelessnecessary,spacesareoutlawed.

By: lekvar

lekvar — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 20:35:02 -0800

"Wake up! Time to die." BANG!

By: kingfisher, his musclebound cat

kingfisher, his musclebound cat — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 20:36:42 -0800

Satiated, he watched his flesh regrow.

By: kingfisher, his musclebound cat

kingfisher, his musclebound cat — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 20:39:13 -0800

Girlfriend+rockstar+mom+dog = badfuck. Remix.

By: kingfisher, his musclebound cat

kingfisher, his musclebound cat — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 20:41:33 -0800

There was only the bed now.

By: Citizen Premier

Citizen Premier — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 20:44:55 -0800

Jesus reborn... with Trisomy 21.

By: kingfisher, his musclebound cat

kingfisher, his musclebound cat — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 20:44:56 -0800

After death, he returned to work.

By: kingfisher, his musclebound cat

kingfisher, his musclebound cat — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 20:46:54 -0800

Apologizing, kingfisher leapt up, forgot gravity. (that was fun, night, mid travel)

By: Football Bat

Football Bat — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 22:22:18 -0800

Change makes us human beings. Stop.

By: Football Bat

Football Bat — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 22:30:52 -0800

Blood's blue. She's here. Blood's red.

By: Football Bat

Football Bat — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 22:36:12 -0800

Sign flickers. Detectives come. Unplug toaster.

By: papakwanz

papakwanz — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 22:38:36 -0800

George uses "The Google"? We're fucked.

By: papakwanz

papakwanz — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 22:39:52 -0800

Dying planet. Spaceship launched. "It's Superman!"

By: papakwanz

papakwanz — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 22:40:39 -0800

Parents shot. No therapy. "I'm Batman."

By: Football Bat

Football Bat — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 22:50:42 -0800

I'm Ishmael. Giant whale. Oh shit.

By: Football Bat

Football Bat — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 22:54:54 -0800

Romeo jerks off. Tragedy narrowly averted.

By: Paragon

Paragon — Thu, 26 Oct 2006 03:01:10 -0800

(a friend of mine came up with this one) For Sale. One parachute. Never opened.

By: Jofus

Jofus — Thu, 26 Oct 2006 08:48:02 -0800

Sign says: "Woo! Stay Away Fools!"

By: empath

empath — Thu, 26 Oct 2006 10:55:23 -0800

How was the play, Mrs Lincoln?

By: 1f2frfbf

1f2frfbf — Thu, 26 Oct 2006 11:12:30 -0800

The end? Over your dead body.

By: Rufus T. Firefly

Rufus T. Firefly — Thu, 26 Oct 2006 11:13:01 -0800

Tyre rolls comically from tragic wreck...

By: weapons-grade pandemonium

weapons-grade pandemonium — Thu, 26 Oct 2006 12:14:45 -0800

Hubcap goes, "Wah. Wahwah. Wahwahwah. Wahwahwahwahwahwahwah..."

By: lysdexic

lysdexic — Thu, 26 Oct 2006 13:05:32 -0800

Any given despot: "Vidi. Vici. Veni."

By: Smedleyman

Smedleyman — Thu, 26 Oct 2006 13:44:07 -0800

He burst through the door and rolled....aww, dammit! Wait, no, I got it: The Don: Don’t start my car. Two men enter. One man leaves. Two men enter. Republicans close polls. Japanese ninja turtles, with Italian names. NAMBLA? Jesus, no. I meant AARP. Seriously though, this isn’t a pipe.

By: Smedleyman

Smedleyman — Thu, 26 Oct 2006 13:50:58 -0800

Luke, you exploded a death star? Suddenly: penis. Don’t look so shocked.

By: Durhey

Durhey — Thu, 26 Oct 2006 14:10:53 -0800

This story's just six words long.

By: filmgeek

filmgeek — Thu, 26 Oct 2006 19:45:13 -0800

Divorce final, if he'd just sign. With one snip, Billie was fired. One hand could beat this. Crap.

By: Brian B.

Brian B. — Sat, 28 Oct 2006 11:18:17 -0800

Breathe, love, die, repeat, stop, stop.

By: papakwanz

papakwanz — Sat, 28 Oct 2006 15:59:36 -0800

Still going, and going, and going...

By: squirrel

squirrel — Sun, 29 Oct 2006 19:59:58 -0800

Last Earth human living. A knock came.

By: y2karl

y2karl — Sun, 29 Oct 2006 20:53:27 -0800

Y2karl lasers Squirrel of Seven Words.

By: cortex

cortex — Tue, 31 Oct 2006 07:56:40 -0800

Late to party, cortex pulled gun.

By: weapons-grade pandemonium

weapons-grade pandemonium — Tue, 31 Oct 2006 09:42:01 -0800

weapons-grade pandemonium ponders status of hyphens.

By: anotherpanacea

anotherpanacea — Tue, 31 Oct 2006 21:37:00 -0800

What's the record for most comments?

By: exlotuseater

exlotuseater — Tue, 31 Oct 2006 21:49:33 -0800

April sucks, aridity, datta, dayadhvam, damyata.

By: squirrel

squirrel — Tue, 31 Oct 2006 22:58:26 -0800

Articles count? Seen some sevens here.

By: exlotuseater

exlotuseater — Wed, 01 Nov 2006 03:23:17 -0800

Wandering, farming, printing, industry, AI-- Singularity.