"I'll have me a whopper with everything on it."

October 31, 2006 10:52 PM

Big ups to DiddyTV, it is indeed legitimate , sirs. Of course, prosaic gentlemen (i.e. regula' huslas) can be king (i.e. pimp daddy master flex^3) too. Have it your way on the googletube.
posted by jne1813 (16 comments total)

He's so bad-ass he's working at Burger King now (let's not trifle over prepositions).

Isn't this exactly what Cosby is always bitching about?
posted by sourwookie at 11:01 PM on October 31, 2006

i have to give big ups to puff daddy becuase he made a commercial?

why does he deserve the ups and not every other schmoe on tv?
posted by tsarfan at 11:02 PM on October 31, 2006

hmm...sarcasm maybe? no...YES
posted by jne1813 at 11:14 PM on October 31, 2006

Combs: "Everything, that's the way I like it....everything! ...mayonnaise... salt and pepper..."

Easy, tiger. Don't go re-inventing the wheel with your ostentatious, multimillionaire "everything".
posted by bunglin jones at 11:14 PM on October 31, 2006

Damnit, did the translator go have a smoke or something? I have no idea what this is about. Something about Sean Combs? What?
posted by fenriq at 11:14 PM on October 31, 2006

I can only imagine the quizzical look I would get if I asked BK to "hold the salt and pepper."
posted by sourwookie at 11:23 PM on October 31, 2006

Mayonnaise? But I thought....
posted by nightchrome at 11:25 PM on October 31, 2006

Salt and Peppa here....
posted by IronWolve at 11:29 PM on October 31, 2006

nightchrome: yes, he's not white, but as The King he won't settle for less than Everything, see?
posted by sourwookie at 11:37 PM on October 31, 2006

These guys are from England and who gives a shit!? Nobody cares! Fuck Snuggles!
posted by loquacious at 12:57 AM on November 1, 2006

Only to be with you.

Yeah, with you. The fat one...
posted by sourwookie at 1:16 AM on November 1, 2006 [1 favorite]

I love how the fact that they've supposedly named Diddy 'King of Music and Fashion' necessitates the drawing up of a contract.

Presumably Burger King are trying to break into the fast titles market?
posted by PeterMcDermott at 1:20 AM on November 1, 2006

and get me some breast milk from a Cambodian immigrant.
posted by hal9k at 2:24 AM on November 1, 2006

What didn't Diddy do?
posted by First Post at 3:06 AM on November 1, 2006

Okay, wait: P. Diddy was making an internet in-joke. Did you hear it? "When two kings get together..." -- that's the same line from that "Chad & Steve" message, the co-founders of YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCVxQ_3Ejkg ('round the 1-minute mark).
posted by Milkman Dan at 7:18 AM on November 1, 2006

I wish P. Diddy would wake up broke and unknown and realise the last 15 years were all just a stupid, egocentric dream. That guy's suck knows no bounds. Unlimited suck.
posted by stinkycheese at 12:44 PM on November 1, 2006