Martin Scorsese hates America?
November 1, 2006 8:55 AM   Subscribe

Martin Scorsese hates America? I got this "compare" flier in the mail today from the RNC. Sean Hannity and James Dobson "stand" with Dick Devos.... but did you know that Jennifer Granholm is the real hipster?
posted by DougieZero1982 (66 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: metafilter is about *linking* to *other stuff* out on the web, not scans of your mail



 
I had to look most of these up, is Barb listing a porn star? This Colson bloke is the same one convicted for Watergate?
Is the flier for real?
posted by biffa at 9:02 AM on November 1, 2006


Self-linking is bad.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 9:05 AM on November 1, 2006


Nothing says moral fortitude like prison photos. Convicted criminals stand with Dick Devos, and he's damn proud of that.
posted by clevershark at 9:06 AM on November 1, 2006


does this mean that i don't have to check my mail today?
posted by pyramid termite at 9:07 AM on November 1, 2006


crash: does scanning an unsolicited mailer and putting on your website to share with your fellow MeFites REALLY count as self-linking?
posted by ZenMasterThis at 9:09 AM on November 1, 2006


Self link

WOOP WOOP WOOP
posted by fire&wings at 9:09 AM on November 1, 2006


self-linking is bad.

I know, but I wanted to share this flier.
posted by DougieZero1982 at 9:09 AM on November 1, 2006


ZenMasterThis - yes it does, this has been debated several times on Meta and has been explicitely explained by mathowie.
posted by fire&wings at 9:11 AM on November 1, 2006


"does scanning an unsolicited mailer and putting on your website to share with your fellow MeFites REALLY count as self-linking?"

Yes. Metafilter is for something you find on the web, not something you put on the web. This has been discussed repeatedly in Metatalk.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 9:11 AM on November 1, 2006


This is silly; there's nothing on the link except the flier. What if somebody else scanned it and put it on the web?
posted by ZenMasterThis at 9:13 AM on November 1, 2006


It looks like it's time to let Astro Zombie 3 loose in this thread.
posted by Astro Zombie at 9:15 AM on November 1, 2006 [1 favorite]


I'm surprised DeVos hasn't been endorsed by the hundreds of thousands of happy,wealthy Amway/Quixtar distributors...oh that's right, they got ripped off. I guess the Chuck Coloson endorsement works, one crook endorsing another.
posted by MikeMc at 9:15 AM on November 1, 2006


GARR smash TEAR rip SHRED RRRORWR slice SMASH SMASH GRAB TRASH SMOOSH CRASH!
posted by Astro Zombie 3 at 9:16 AM on November 1, 2006 [1 favorite]


is Barb listing a porn star?

Google says she's president of Right to Life of Michigan. This does not mean that she is not also a porn star.
posted by peeedro at 9:16 AM on November 1, 2006


People I don't know who they are:
Geoffrey Fieger
Chuck Colson
Barb Listing

People I already consider huge hypocritical failures:
James Dobson
Sean Hannity

People I couldn't care less about, because they are entertainers:
the rest of them.
posted by sonofsamiam at 9:16 AM on November 1, 2006


Metafilter is not "Best of Political Direct Mail Marketing", it is "Best of the Web". I could scan all kinds of intersting shit I find in my mailbox and put it on my blog and link to it but that doesn't make the cabbage that looks like Saddam Hussein that I found at Fairway "Best of the Web".
posted by spicynuts at 9:16 AM on November 1, 2006


Yes. Metafilter is for something you find on the web, not something you put on the web. This has been discussed repeatedly in Metatalk.

Aw, that totally rules out me linking to the scans from the illiterate but kind of endearing handtyped mailings I got from the Jehova's Witnesses.

Wait... that guy's name is Dick Devos? Seriously. The big double D is running for office? Snap! Dickie! Do that whip it song!

I know one person on Dick's list (Hannity) and I happen to loathe that person. Are the rest supposed to be people I would know if I were a jingo swilling right wing bloggy reader.
posted by smallerdemon at 9:17 AM on November 1, 2006


'kay.
posted by ZenMasterThis at 9:18 AM on November 1, 2006


We so need the IMG tag back for this....
posted by eriko at 9:18 AM on November 1, 2006


We so need the IMG tag back for this....

Or not.
posted by signal at 9:21 AM on November 1, 2006


Great goobity goob, I am so tired of this fake-ass culture war crapola.
posted by jonmc at 9:22 AM on November 1, 2006


Aw, that totally rules out me linking to the scans from the illiterate but kind of endearing handtyped mailings I got from the Jehova's Witnesses.

I LOVE religious mailings. One of my favorites is a 'Jesus Prayer Rug' printed on paper. His eyes are closed, but supposedly if you pray to him long enough they will open, full of love and compassion.
posted by sonofsamiam at 9:23 AM on November 1, 2006


crash: does scanning an unsolicited mailer and putting on your website to share with your fellow MeFites REALLY count as self-linking?

in other words, does linking to yourself really count as self-linking?
posted by mcsweetie at 9:23 AM on November 1, 2006


here! here! jonmc, the whole "pick sides" thing is totally infuriating, no matter who's doing it
posted by Dr. Twist at 9:27 AM on November 1, 2006


*posts image of elephant sitting on windmill*
posted by pyramid termite at 9:28 AM on November 1, 2006


I always vote with Lemmy. The rest of it is just noise.
posted by psmealey at 9:28 AM on November 1, 2006


In a related story, I got this flier in the mail and thought you'd all like to see it as well.

I mean, come on, $9.99 for a box of utility grade chicken wings? Are they insane?!?
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 9:29 AM on November 1, 2006 [2 favorites]


Wow, they really had to find a bad picture of someone who is actually very beautiful woman.

But I have to ask, what's with the hair? Why do all female politico's need helmet hair? Is so bizarre.
posted by delmoi at 9:32 AM on November 1, 2006


"there's nothing on the link except the flier"
Which raises a more important point. This post sucks without the self-linking.
posted by 2sheets at 9:32 AM on November 1, 2006


crash: does scanning an unsolicited mailer and putting on your website to share with your fellow MeFites REALLY count as self-linking?

Actually it does... I don't think it should, but matt has said in the past that just "hosting" something can cloud your judgment. I disagree, but there you go.
posted by delmoi at 9:33 AM on November 1, 2006



I know one person on Dick's list (Hannity) and I happen to loathe that person. Are the rest supposed to be people I would know if I were a jingo swilling right wing bloggy reader.


You'll hate Dobson as well, trust me.
posted by delmoi at 9:34 AM on November 1, 2006


God, this thread sucks without the img tag.
posted by delmoi at 9:35 AM on November 1, 2006


The only devo I'm voting for is devolution.
posted by substrate at 9:38 AM on November 1, 2006


/me sets fire to his pitchfork and scrambles to join the fray.

Will this comment make it in before closing time / the bannage?
posted by Fezboy! at 9:40 AM on November 1, 2006


I mean, come on, $9.99 for a box of utility grade chicken wings? Are they insane?!?

seems kinda pricey to me ... see, you should shop where devos shops ... page 3, leg of lamb 2.19 lb

what do you stand by?

nikes or wooden shoes?
roses or tulips?
target or meijers?
posted by pyramid termite at 9:40 AM on November 1, 2006


"People I don't know who they are:
Geoffrey Fieger"


Fieger is a lawyer probably best known for representing Jack "Dr. Death" Kevorkian.

"One of my favorites is a 'Jesus Prayer Rug' printed on paper."

My dad got one of those, they're awesome!
posted by MikeMc at 9:40 AM on November 1, 2006


fieger's also one of those opportunistic lawyers who are forever creating unnecessary controversy ... by the way, his brother was the lead singer in the knack
posted by pyramid termite at 9:44 AM on November 1, 2006


if only there was a /flyer tag so we could embed things in our comments that aren't on the web.
posted by snofoam at 9:44 AM on November 1, 2006


"But I have to ask, what's with the hair? Why do all female politico's need helmet hair? Is so bizarre."

It's to make them look 'serious' and 'mature.' It's also what the vast, vast majority of women their age wear outside of politics (based on Michigan).
But Granholm was a beauty queen, yeah.

And we've already got Dick DEVOs graffiti around here, which has him in the flowerpot hats. It's hilarious.

But yeah, when I saw this I immediately thought that it was circulated by Dems.
posted by klangklangston at 9:45 AM on November 1, 2006


You fools! It's a postmodernist post, where the best of the web isn't actually on the web.

Brilliant!
posted by graymouser at 9:45 AM on November 1, 2006


how about a /reporter tag so we can embed reporters?
posted by pyramid termite at 9:47 AM on November 1, 2006


"You fools! It's a postmodernist post, where the best of the web isn't actually on the web."

I thought it was Web 2.1, I really ought to try and keep up with these things.
posted by MikeMc at 9:48 AM on November 1, 2006


We're all the best of the web now.
posted by sonofsamiam at 9:48 AM on November 1, 2006


actually...

1. go to this thread and select a photo (or find your own amusing image).

2. print it out and tape it to your monitor between the two lines below.

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This space intentionally left blank.








______________________________________


3. profit we don't need no stinkin' img tag!!!!
posted by snofoam at 9:52 AM on November 1, 2006


/0-0 >
\___/

Who needs img src now?
posted by damn dirty ape at 9:52 AM on November 1, 2006


snofoam: your CSS positioning is broken, my image doesn't scroll.
posted by sonofsamiam at 9:54 AM on November 1, 2006


Morning, everyone! I'm gonna get some coffee, now.
posted by The Great Big Mulp at 9:55 AM on November 1, 2006


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posted by thirteenkiller at 9:56 AM on November 1, 2006


How's everyone's day going? Good? You want to hear about mine? I can't stand direct mail in my mailbox. Don't you? Discuss.
posted by NationalKato at 9:59 AM on November 1, 2006


"One of my favorites is a 'Jesus Prayer Rug' printed on paper."

My dad got one of those, they're awesome!

I got one two. The pathetic thing is that it's just an after-image, not even that neat.
posted by MikeKD at 9:59 AM on November 1, 2006


self-linking is bad.

I know, but I wanted to share this flier.


I think it is time to GYOFB then.
posted by terrapin at 10:05 AM on November 1, 2006


I think it is time to GYOFB then.

Can I use yours then?...
posted by DougieZero1982 at 10:07 AM on November 1, 2006


Feiger was also the Michigan Dem Gov nominee in 1998.
posted by aaronetc at 10:08 AM on November 1, 2006


Who here likes pancakes?
posted by If I Had An Anus at 10:09 AM on November 1, 2006


Dougie--

The upshot is that, at some point, probably soon, you're gonna be banned and your link is gonna be deleted. So getting your own blog is probably a necessity at this point.
posted by graymouser at 10:13 AM on November 1, 2006


What part of O don't you understand? For fucks sake, they're FREE. So go Get Your Own Fucking Blog.
posted by terrapin at 10:14 AM on November 1, 2006


Dougie--
The upshot is that, at some point, probably soon, you're gonna be banned and your link is gonna be deleted. So getting your own blog is probably a necessity at this point.


Talk about a pile on... the mods should just delete the link.
posted by DougieZero1982 at 10:17 AM on November 1, 2006


that guy's name is Dick Devos?

Craaaack that dick! Na na na na... Step on a crack! Break your mama's back! ....

Now dick it! Craaack that dick! Dick it into shape!
posted by jonp72 at 10:18 AM on November 1, 2006


you're gonna be banned and your link is gonna be deleted.

You think he's going to be banned for a self-link? Since when? He's clearly not making any money off it.
posted by sonofsamiam at 10:19 AM on November 1, 2006


What part of O don't you understand? For fucks sake, they're FREE. So go Get Your Own Fucking Blog

Sorry.
posted by DougieZero1982 at 10:19 AM on November 1, 2006


I know, but I wanted to share this flier.

Standing over still-warm body of self-linker, to arresting officer:

"I know, but I wanted to see him dead."
posted by languagehat at 10:19 AM on November 1, 2006 [3 favorites]


I can see smearing your opponent with Michael Moore. But Martin Scorsese? There's gotta be some South Park Republicans in the angry young white male demographic who have a major hard-on for Scorsese. Besides, the Departed has done decent box office, I hear.
posted by jonp72 at 10:20 AM on November 1, 2006


He's clearly not making any money off it.

but look at all the attention he's getting ...
posted by pyramid termite at 10:21 AM on November 1, 2006


BEST BUMPER STICKER OF THE CAMPAIGN:

DICK DEVOS BEFORE HE DICKS YOU
posted by quonsar at 10:21 AM on November 1, 2006 [1 favorite]


I can see smearing your opponent with Michael Moore. But Martin Scorsese?

Catholic.

And there's something going on with those eyebrows.
Something sinister.
Something... unamerican.
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 10:25 AM on November 1, 2006


This link makes me believe that Jennifer Granholm looks like Amanda Tapping.

And that makes her a candidate I could support.
posted by owenkun at 10:27 AM on November 1, 2006


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