Googlepocalypse

November 2, 2006 12:30 AM

Can the Marketing Universe be saved from the expanding event horizon of the ravenous black hole that is Google?
posted by XMLicious (14 comments total)

ummmmmmmm no
posted by wumpus at 12:40 AM on November 2, 2006

Let's hope not.

In the future, they don't have television and they don't read from hard copies.
posted by Meatbomb at 12:40 AM on November 2, 2006

Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight?
The same thing we do every night, Pinky - Try to take over the world!
posted by XMLicious at 12:45 AM on November 2, 2006

where is ceiling cat when we need it?
posted by casconed at 12:48 AM on November 2, 2006

Right here, as always.
posted by flapjax at midnite at 1:09 AM on November 2, 2006

The pupils on Ceiling Cat's eyes appear severely dilated. I don't think he's watching me masturbate at all -- I think he's tripping.
posted by PeterMcDermott at 1:17 AM on November 2, 2006

Ceiling Cat's relatives.
posted by PeterMcDermott at 1:20 AM on November 2, 2006

He's been crawling around in a ceiling, goddammit. It's dark in there; of course his pupils are dilated.
posted by mr_roboto at 1:38 AM on November 2, 2006

Robotussin, the cat's on robo.
posted by Pollomacho at 1:42 AM on November 2, 2006

Robocat is watching me masturbate? Now I'm worried. His memories are admissible as evidence.
posted by pracowity at 2:41 AM on November 2, 2006

Seems Google has a spokesman who knows what “zero sum game” means, just thought I'd point that out.

On the masturbation subject, I feel the time has come for a Windows virus who (a) identifies when your watching porn online, (b) activates your laptops camera to record you, (c) send the video to all your email & MSN contacts. Porn watchers might worry, at first, but all will ultimately benefit from the massive free masturbation porn wave. Information wants to be free!
posted by jeffburdges at 3:03 AM on November 2, 2006 [1 favorite]

Thanks for that erudite CMS link. The renouned google will be happy to hear they are on the tip of somebody's tounge but would probably have been happier still if you linked direct to the summarization that the CMS paragraph was based upon.
posted by peacay at 4:13 AM on November 2, 2006

Gee, Brin, what do you want to do tonight?
The same thing we do every night, Larry - Try to take over the world!
posted by runkelfinker at 9:35 AM on November 2, 2006

I think I speak for some, at least, when I type:

Die, marketers. Die.
posted by anthill at 10:04 AM on November 2, 2006