Comments on: Kafka-esque doesn't do it justice. This is 'Alice in Wonderland.'

Kafka-esque doesn't do it justice. This is 'Alice in Wonderland.'

StopMakingSense — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 09:45:27 -0800

Newsfilter: U.S. Seeks Silence on CIA Prisons
"The Bush administration has told a federal judge that terrorism suspects held in secret CIA prisons should not be allowed to reveal details of the "alternative interrogation methods that their captors used to get them to talk...the government, in trying to block lawyers' access to the 14 detainees, effectively asserts that the detainees' experiences are a secret that should never be shared with the public."

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By: delmoi

delmoi — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 09:47:50 -0800

Bush is a third world dictator born in the wrong country.

By: kozad

kozad — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 09:50:25 -0800

I'm glad Max Brod disregarded the wishes of his dying friend. The word "Kafkaesque," admittedly overused, applies to my country more and more.

By: bhouston

bhouston — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 09:52:15 -0800

Seriously screwed up -- but also not that surprising.

By: Kickstart70

Kickstart70 — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 09:55:36 -0800

Not surprising at all. To turn around the typical arguments for the efforts he's made to curtail liberties: If you don't have anything to hide, why worry?

By: doctor_negative

doctor_negative — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 09:59:05 -0800

Bush is a third world dictator born in the wrong country. He got elected twice and has generally had the support of the senate and the house for his entire run. Doesn't sound like the wrong country to me.

By: furtive

furtive — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 10:03:26 -0800

I can't understand how a government can mandate so many secrets.

By: chunking express

chunking express — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 10:05:36 -0800

The US kind of sucks.

By: slater

slater — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 10:06:05 -0800

has generally had the support of the senate and the house for his entire run Not too hard, considering both senate and house are in republican hands... sheesh

By: interrobang

interrobang — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 10:06:27 -0800

He got elected twice and has generally had the support of the senate and the house for his entire run. Doesn't sound like the wrong country to me. Yeah. "Elected".

By: hermitosis

hermitosis — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 10:10:15 -0800

Wait, I thought the whole point was to loosen their tongues?

By: taosbat

taosbat — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 10:14:15 -0800

The government, in trying to block lawyers' access to the 14 detainees, effectively asserts that the detainees' experiences are a secret that should never be shared with the public.

By: delmoi

delmoi — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 10:15:41 -0800

He got elected twice and has generally had the support of the senate and the house for his entire run. Doesn't sound like the wrong country to me. Your right, I was confusing the American ideal I was taught in school with the actual country. I keep doing that.

By: clevershark

clevershark — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 10:16:14 -0800

If the lawyers see them it'll be hard not to notice acid burns, cigarette marks, gouged eyes and missing fingernails.

By: doctor_negative

doctor_negative — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 10:18:23 -0800

Sarcasm filter on, folks.

By: smackfu

smackfu — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 10:25:23 -0800

Canned anti-Bush response #12.

By: Richard Daly

Richard Daly — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 10:31:32 -0800

Dude, 1-12, 13, 15, and 17-26! And I'm omitting 14 and 16 only because I'm not sure how to spell them.

By: interrobang

interrobang — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 10:32:43 -0800

Actually, it's canned anti torture response #2, with a sprinkle of of canned transparency-in-government response #15, and just a smidgen of eat shit, smackfu.

By: matteo

matteo — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 10:33:48 -0800

This administration is the gift that keeps on giving, at this point I'm officially a fan, for real one can only imagine what they'll dream up in the next two years, finally unburdened by crippling middle-of-the-road electoral strategies! bring it on!

By: matteo

matteo — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 10:36:19 -0800

(and I can't wait for Sen McCain to support this thing -- then he'll have to erase a few chapters of his own autobiography, with all that illegal talk about the "alternative interrogation methods" he witnessed in Vietnam!!!)

By: odinsdream

odinsdream — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 10:43:30 -0800

He got elected twice ... You should check your facts.

By: bruceo

bruceo — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 10:52:02 -0800

i think terry gilliam pegged the next step 20 years ago: charging suspects for their interrogation. "Don't fight it son, confess quickly. If you hold out too long, you could jeopardize your credit rating."

By: quin

quin — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 10:59:01 -0800

Before I even read the link, my guess was that they would be using the argument that if it became public how we were interrogating these prisoners, the enemy would use that knowledge to train themselves to endure it. Then I read the article and sure enough. This is, of course, bullshit. No one is going to train themselves to endure water-boarding or electrodes to the testicles. Not that it wouldn't be possible that someone could be trained to endure that (the human body is an amazing thing), but the more I think about it, the more I'm sure that isn't why they need this stuff kept secret. These are the prisoners that, under the new system have no rights. They aren't going to be speaking to lawyers from inside the prison walls. In fact, as long as their in our prisons, they might as well not exist. No, the reason they don't want the detainees talking is that one day, we are going to have to release them. And those made the decisions on exactly what kind of tortures to use don't want to get sued. If a gag-order law is put in place, no one who is released from one of these jails will be able to testify in court, this helps to ensure that the people who made the decision can't be held responsible criminally or financially. The people who drafted this legislation live in a very litigious world and they are probably thinking about what is going to happen when the winds of power shift. The last thing they want is some former tortured prisoner, who has been found innocent and released, bringing them into court for a multi-billion dollar settlement.

By: Shave

Shave — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 11:09:37 -0800

"The last thing they want is some former tortured prisoner, who has been found innocent and released, bringing them into court for a multi-billion dollar settlement." No. The last thing they want is for a Democrat administration to bring the USA under the jurisdiction of the UN International Court of Justice and we never see or hear of those fuckers again. (Unlikely, I know). /dreams

By: arialblack

arialblack — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 11:20:44 -0800

If the lawyers see them it'll be hard not to notice acid burns, cigarette marks, gouged eyes and missing fingernails or maybe he's just clumsy.

By: rough ashlar

rough ashlar — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 11:30:37 -0800

Your right, I was confusing the American ideal I was taught in school with the actual country. posted by delmoi at 10:15 AM PST Schools do that. Now, where did that copy of the history paper on hte founding fathers go where the killing of the male hemp plants to grow the female ones to make rope go? Ahh, under the copy of 'War is a racket' and the putch of Rosevelt.

By: homunculus

homunculus — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 11:35:10 -0800

He got elected twice ... Or not.

By: PontifexPrimus

PontifexPrimus — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 11:50:19 -0800

clevershark: "If the lawyers see them it'll be hard not to notice acid burns, cigarette marks, gouged eyes and missing fingernails." That's so old-fashioned... Sleep deprivation leaves no trace except in the sanity of the victim. New high-tech weapons for "crowd control" are being designed right now; an interesting comment in that slashdot discussion:

Actually, I've had such a system (millimeter wave emitter) tested on me. I volunteered myself, as did the people in charge of the project. The thing hurts like you're being cooked alive, and stops immediately once you're out of the way, but leaves no physical trace of injury. I work for Raytheon.

Sounds ideal for undetectable torture, don't you think?

By: Stauf

Stauf — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 12:28:58 -0800

has generally had the support of the senate and the house for his entire run Not too hard, considering both senate and house are in republican hands... sheesh posted by slater at 10:06 AM PST on November 4 That was kind of the point slater... sheesh

By: growabrain

growabrain — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 13:31:45 -0800

yea, bush sucks and so do we

By: three blind mice

three blind mice — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 14:37:55 -0800

He got elected twice and has generally had the support of the senate and the house for his entire run. Doesn't sound like the wrong country to me. Right on doctor_negative. Them be the facts. But a country that would elect a king twice doesn't sound like America to me.

By: caddis

caddis — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 15:13:43 -0800

How low can they go.

By: A Thousand Baited Hooks

A Thousand Baited Hooks — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 15:17:05 -0800

i think terry gilliam pegged the next step 20 years ago: charging suspects for their interrogation.

'Illegal non-citizens' (mostly boat people) who spend years in privately run prison camps in the middle of the Australian desert while they wait for their immigration status to be determined get charged for their detention. It's a lot of money, I think a couple of hundred dollars a day. Needless to say they never actually pay it, but isn't the principle nice? (and if someone has a huge debt to the Commonwealth they aren't going to get back into the country legally without paying it off).

By: Wet Spot

Wet Spot — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 15:24:37 -0800

The government, in trying to block lawyers' access to the 14 detainees, effectively asserts that the detainees' experiences are a secret that should never be shared with the public. Carrying this argument a step further, it appears that Bush & Co. are revealing important secrets to the detainees. This is treason, yes?

By: scalefree

scalefree — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 15:27:46 -0800

So assuming that a group of Democrats somewhat resembling adults finds themselves in a position of power next Tuesday, what next? What sort of American Truth & Reconciliation Commission could ever be put together that would have some sense of legitimacy to weave the broken threads of our democracy back together?

By: russilwvong

russilwvong — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 15:38:36 -0800

scalefree: --what next? Judging from Watergate: next come the congressional investigations.

By: ZachsMind

ZachsMind — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 15:42:41 -0800

What really scares, frustrates, and angers me, is approximately half of the active voters in this country are no longer interested in protecting the fundamental ideals that make this country what it was. They are now more interested in selfishly defending outmoded and ancient ideals that were the foundations of the Judeo-Christian church. Or more specifically, modern-day bastardized misimpressions of what the Judeo-Christian theolog(ies) were at one time. Whether the dems or the reps get the ball next quarter, it doesn't effing matter. If the reps get it, we'll still have gridlock. If the dems get it, we'll have gridlock with a buttload of investigations and hearings and committees and the threat of impeachment... pretty much what we had eight years ago only only slightly more sound legal grounds. I mean, high treason is a slightly more legitimate reason to impeach a president than lying about wick dipping. However, again, about half the country doesn't believe that jeopardizing the security and freedom of this country by investing billions of dollars of resources into an unjust war is grounds for treason. Bush could literally single-handedly slaughter the first born of every family in this country, and the religious right would still be singing his praises. It's really sick, when you think about it. How these poor people are brainwashed. Gotta be ready for judgement day. Gotta be able to face your maker and tell him which side of the battle you fought on. If God really is what the religious right believes he is? I'll find a comfy hole in hell, thank you very much. I don't want to be in that particular number when those "saints" come marching in.

By: taosbat

taosbat — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 16:11:23 -0800

The government, in trying to block lawyers' access to the 14 detainees, effectively asserts that the detainees' experiences are a secret that should never be shared with the public. Carrying this argument a step further, it appears that Bush & Co. are revealing important secrets to the detainees. This is treason, yes? posted by Wet Spot Well, since BushCo is creating the experiences they don't want the detainees to reveal, I'm starting to think it's just Bonesmen who don't the n00bs to squawk about a little hazing.

By: delmoi

delmoi — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 16:17:59 -0800

By: fingers_of_fire

fingers_of_fire — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 16:43:54 -0800

scalefree, assuming the Dems win, do what I am planning to do: write to every member of the Senate Judiciary Committee and ask them to initiate impeachment hearings against George W. Bush. And get everyone you know to do the same. Perhaps it won't do any good, but at least you tried.

By: Skeptic

Skeptic — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 17:03:01 -0800

'Illegal non-citizens' (mostly boat people) who spend years in privately run prison camps in the middle of the Australian desert while they wait for their immigration status to be determined get charged for their detention. It's a lot of money, I think a couple of hundred dollars a day. Congratulations, Australia, you just took a leaf out of the Spanish Inquisition's book!

By: clevershark

clevershark — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 17:05:22 -0800

Skeptic writes "Congratulations, Australia, you just took a leaf out of the Spanish Inquisition's book!" I'll bet nobody expected that!

By: taosbat

taosbat — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 17:07:59 -0800

fingers_of_fire, you need to start in the House of Representatives, not the Senate.

By: Jenga

Jenga — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 17:21:48 -0800

They never actually incur the fee. It's just a scummy little disincentive to ever try and come back to the country legally. The condition is that if they ever try to settle legitimately, then they have to pay any previous debts to the government with can add up to tens of thousands.

By: Jenga

Jenga — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 17:26:02 -0800

Well, they incur it but never actually pay. In fact, the government along with the people who voted them in would rather forgo the money if it means they never have to accept them into the country. This kind of stuff mostly only happens to boat people though. American and European backpackers who overstay their various visas never face that amount of bullshit.

By: Twang

Twang — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 18:58:43 -0800

the detainees' experiences are a secret that should never be shared with the public Forever is a long time. Are they going to kill them? detain them all for life? Or just until the Prez publishes the details on a gov't website?

By: taosbat

taosbat — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 19:31:35 -0800

If the dems take the house and senate, they could begin the process of giving these people trials that do not violate our constitution. Of course, they must pass through impeachments first.

By: amberglow

amberglow — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 20:32:51 -0800

a very relevant Inspirational Poster

By: fingers_of_fire

fingers_of_fire — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 20:47:02 -0800

taosbat, thanks for the clarification.

By: BitterOldPunk

BitterOldPunk — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 21:41:49 -0800

I'm from Alabama. Wanna hear a racist joke? OK, here goes: "Q: How many Birmingham cops does it take to kick a black guy down a flight of stairs? A: None. He fell." The current administration is despicable, obscene, and setting us up to be a wholly-owned subsidiary of China, Inc. I like the USA, it's what I know. But these guys need to be swaying in the breeze. _{(I am not advocating violent action against anyone for anything at anytime, please don't come take my (legally acquired and registered) guns away.)} And amberglow, your "inspirational poster" link gives me a 403 Forbidden error, which is somehow enticing.

By: amberglow

amberglow — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 23:01:53 -0800

And amberglow, your "inspirational poster" link gives me a 403 Forbidden error, which is somehow enticing. Sorry--try this (it's from tbogg)

By: ryanrs

ryanrs — Sun, 05 Nov 2006 01:37:14 -0800

Twang wrote: Forever is a long time. Are they going to kill them? Of course. That's why these prisons are secret. A federal supermax facility in Illinois would be hell of a lot more secure than some converted building on a foreign military base, not to mention cheaper. But these prisoners aren't going to a federal prison; they're going to a camp in Afghanistan. And the military isn't planning on staffing these camps for 50 years. Instead, these prisoners will be shot.

By: the cydonian

the cydonian — Sun, 05 Nov 2006 06:12:41 -0800

I'm sure there are more knowledgeable people in the house, but on first glance, even without knowing the details of Mr Khan's imprisonment, it appears that we already could have a human rights violation on our hands: according to Wikipedia, forced disappearances have been considered a crime against humanity since 2002. In fact, looking at the other entry for the respective Statute, I'm struck by the fact that Asia has a surprisingly low participation.

By: salvia

salvia — Mon, 06 Nov 2006 09:21:09 -0800

Do more than vote.