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The 50 Worst Video Game Names Of All Time.

feelinglistless — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 13:51:25 -0800

The 50 Worst Video Game Names Of All Time. This is no joke, there are some real stinkers here which show that people who market games never, never realise that people might actually have to ask for them in shops. Some of these are actually unpronounceable. [via]

By: solid-one-love

solid-one-love — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 13:59:35 -0800

Wow. I actually bought four of those. Surprised to see "Galactic Saga IV: Tawala's Last Redoubt" was not on the list.

By: empath

empath — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 14:00:56 -0800

Wargasm is on the wrong list. That's obviously one of the best videogame titles of all time.

By: jimmy

jimmy — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 14:16:23 -0800

Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Summoner - Raidou Kuzunoha vs. the Soulless Army would be a recent contender.

By: tommasz

tommasz — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 14:18:25 -0800

Wow, Spanky the Monkey. I'm betting the guy (and you know it was a guy) who thought that one up is still laughing about it.

By: runehog

runehog — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 14:20:37 -0800

They forgot Rhythm and Face. Also, no dissing Jumpman! Sheesh.

By: papakwanz

papakwanz — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 14:26:18 -0800

36 Great Holes. Awesome.

By: XQUZYPHYR

XQUZYPHYR — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 14:40:22 -0800

I remember Totally Rad when I was a kid; I just knew it was going to be on the list. I just knew it. The game was only memorable for being incredibly easy to win, since there was a glitch in the very first level that would let you get unlimited lives.

By: three blind mice

three blind mice — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 14:40:25 -0800

Awesome find feelinglistless.

By: feelinglistless

feelinglistless — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 14:48:11 -0800

Thanks 3BM. Incidentally, my favourite game title of all time was Attack of the Mutant Zombie Flesh Eating Chickens From Mars (Starring Zappo the Dog).

By: nyxxxx

nyxxxx — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 14:48:47 -0800

I'm getting old. I find myself not caring about videogames at all. Even the old ones. My nostalgia organ has atrophied.

By: Simon!

Simon! — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 14:49:02 -0800

I refuse to acknowledge any list that criticizes Um Jammer Lammy.

By: pombe

pombe — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 14:49:19 -0800

Personally I think Sneak 'n Peek or Hunt and Score should have been on that list.

By: bobo123

bobo123 — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 14:50:26 -0800

Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Summoner - Raidou Kuzunoha vs. the Soulless Army would be a recent contender. Well at least they didn't try to Americanize the title. I think the longest title so far is The Lord of the Rings: The Battle for Middle-Earth II Expansion Pack: The Rise of the Witch King.

By: padraigin

padraigin — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 15:07:51 -0800

How did ToeJam and Earl not make the cut?

By: Arcaz Ino

Arcaz Ino — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 15:09:52 -0800

Toki: Going Ape Spit

By: BlackLeotardFront

BlackLeotardFront — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 15:11:05 -0800

I don't trust this list. On the first page, both A.S.O. and Jumpman were okay. Maybe not great, but certainly not worthy of being on a "bottom 50" list.

By: BlackLeotardFront

BlackLeotardFront — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 15:12:22 -0800

Oops! My bad, I thought it was worst games, not worst game names. I take it back. Good list.

By: cj_

cj_ — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 15:14:35 -0800

What the hell, Um Jammer Lammy is on this list? That is a truly awesome game, especially if you get the non-censored Japanese version. I mean, I understand this sort of thing is objective and people like different things, but come on. I'm pretty sure you could find something that's actually objectively bad for that spot, instead of just something the author didn't personally like.

By: cj_

cj_ — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 15:16:30 -0800

Er, that should read "this sort of thing is [b]subjective[/b]".

By: iconomy

iconomy — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 15:17:17 -0800

Excuse me, do you have Sticky Balls? Yeah, that should have been #1.

By: Arcaz Ino

Arcaz Ino — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 15:17:38 -0800

Shonen Jump's Yu-Gi-Oh! Power Of Chaos: Joey The Passion

By: stenseng

stenseng — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 15:18:17 -0800

Look. Read the article. it's BAD GAME NAMES, not bad games.... sheesh!

By: quin

quin — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 15:18:34 -0800

cj_ it's not the game they object to, it's the name. And Um Jammer Lammy while fun to say is sort of yuck as a title.

By: quin

quin — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 15:20:03 -0800

...or what stenseng said seconds before me.

By: Bugbread

Bugbread — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 15:24:52 -0800

cj_ : "What the hell, Um Jammer Lammy is on this list? That is a truly awesome game, especially if you get the non-censored Japanese version." What, the Japanese uncensored name is better? "Cum Jammer Lammy"?

By: cj_

cj_ — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 15:24:53 -0800

OHH. Well that sort of changes things a bit. I guess I see these lists of the worst games ever so often I didn't stop to read the intro, just moved straight to the list. I still hold that Um Jammer Lammy is an awesome name for a surrealistic game, but I'll let this slide.

By: slimepuppy

slimepuppy — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 15:30:40 -0800

Uh, where is Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater? There's a lot of words in that that just do not make sense when put together. Not to mention the Freudian overtones... Not that Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow makes sense by itself. I'm also not a huge fan of having the suffix 'Wind Waker' attached to Zelda. (Then again, this company named their fucking console after a delightful colloqualism for urine.) Compared to these (all admittedly good games), I would be more likely to pick up Wargasm or If It Moves, Shoot It.

By: Afroblanco

Afroblanco — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 15:34:19 -0800

I'd like to see the proposed sequels to Irritating Stick. Annoying Ball, anyone?

By: echo0720

echo0720 — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 15:38:40 -0800

I am SO naming my band Tech Romancer. I don't really have a band, but if I did...

By: Rhomboid

Rhomboid — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 15:41:13 -0800

They should make a sequel to No.1, Irritating Stick vs. Inanimate Carbon Rod.

By: blacklite

blacklite — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 15:42:09 -0800

Princess Tomato in Salad Kingdom is really great, and intelligent, and fun, and tongue-in-cheek, too. It was one of my favourites.

By: Bugbread

Bugbread — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 15:42:28 -0800

echo0720 : "I am SO naming my band Tech Romancer." No way. Save that name for your kid instead.

By: saladpants

saladpants — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 15:47:43 -0800

What's wrong with Jumpman? That brings back memories... one of the first games I ever owned.

By: kosher_jenny

kosher_jenny — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 15:49:23 -0800

I had no idea they build an actual video game around that exterminator's mascot that I see it every time I drive back from SFO. Weird.

By: ibmcginty

ibmcginty — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 15:49:42 -0800

I'd like to see the proposed sequels to Irritating Stick. Annoying Ball, anyone? A game about tracking down an esacped, hijinx-loving housecat-- Vexing Pussy.

By: smackfu

smackfu — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 15:52:17 -0800

I'm also not a huge fan of having the suffix 'Wind Waker' attached to Zelda. I thought it was Wind Walker for the longest time. Even after I bought it.

By: echo0720

echo0720 — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 15:54:53 -0800

No way. Save that name for your kid instead. Ah, but bugbread, I was thinking about using Psybadek or XEXYZ for that!

By: dodgygeezer

dodgygeezer — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 16:00:34 -0800

I'd like to see the proposed sequels to Irritating Stick. Itchy Ring

By: cj_

cj_ — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 16:07:35 -0800

What, the Japanese uncensored name is better? "Cum Jammer Lammy"? Although I realize it was a joke, for the record: The original Japanese version has a sequence in which you die and go to Hell, where you have to perform at a concert. It's rather innocent and cartoonish, but it was completely removed in the American release, along with a few other changes . While not the best part of the game in itself, cutting this part out irked me due to its apparent moral rigidity. I suppose the target audience was for a much younger crowd, which is funny considering the acid-trip quality of this game. Playing the original Japanese version first, I never felt it was a kids game, although it would certainly be appropriate in its original form.

By: bobo123

bobo123 — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 16:09:24 -0800

I am SO naming my band Tech Romancer. Certainly it would be a better band name than Rival Schools or Final Fantasy. I forgot about Snake Eater, the thing is after reading it so many times you forget about the innuendo, sorta like Wii or Dick Cheney.

By: xthlc

xthlc — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 16:10:26 -0800

By: Effigy2000

Effigy2000 — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 16:17:57 -0800

Before I comment on the content of the link, there is a comment up thread that requires immediate attention. "How did ToeJam and Earl not make the cut?" posted by padraigin at 9:07 AM AEST on November 5 The answer to that question, sir, is that it was an absoloutely awesome game and anyone who says otherwise is deluded. Now Toe Jam & Earl 2, however... that's a whole different kettle of fish... As for the list of games itself, its interesting that the 'reviewer' rates Irritating Stick as the worst game ever when he says;

"It's so bad, in fact, that we bought a copy about five years ago and haven't opened it because we don't want to. Because it's irritating."

It may very well be a shit game... infact it is a shit game. But not having played it ever and calling it the worst game ever sort of ruins the credibility of the rest of your list. I also noticed that an awful lot (no pun intended) of Nintendo and Sega games made his list, whilst the PS and PS2 games appear to be in the minority. Infact I don't think I saw even a single PSP or PS2 game in the list. I smell the foul odour of a Sony fan boy. As for me, however, I must mention two games that I have played in my years that didn't make his list that were, quite frankly, god awful. They are The Fortress of Doctor Radiaki and Mach Rider, the latter of which still haunts me to this day with its never ending stage proggression and utterly repetitive music. It's amazing I stuck with my NES given the hell it put me through.

By: Arcaz Ino

Arcaz Ino — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 16:20:57 -0800

I believe most MetaFilter users can read, most of the time. I hypothesise that the high number of people in this thread who evidently temporarily cannot read, is due to the similarity of the words "Game" and "Name", resulting in the word "Name" being rejected by the cerebral language center. There's a doctorate in here somewhere.

By: sourwookie

sourwookie — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 16:25:53 -0800

I hypothesise that the high number of people in this thread who evidently temporarily cannot read, is due to the similarity of the words "Game" and "Name", resulting in the word "Name" being rejected by the cerebral language center. There's a doctorate in here somewhere. That's a great idea, Arcade Intro!

By: Arcaz Ino

Arcaz Ino — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 16:32:44 -0800

What is the worst Arcade Intro ever? Many of you must have worked in a location with an arcade machine playing the same annoying demo loop all day.

By: echo0720

echo0720 — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 16:33:00 -0800

By: Bugbread

Bugbread — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 16:36:22 -0800

PLEASE READ THIS BEFORE COMMENTING The link is to a site with a list of the 50 worst video game names. Worst names, not worst games Worst names, not worst games Worst names, not worst games Thank you for your attention.

By: padraigin

padraigin — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 16:47:53 -0800

I knew this was about names, not games. And ToeJam and Earl's a terrible name (but yeah, the first one was a really fun game).

By: fenriq

fenriq — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 16:54:28 -0800

I laughed because I've never played any of these and that means I have better taste than anyone who has. But I do think Wargasm is a great name. In fact, if were having another child, I would him or her Wargasm.

By: feelinglistless

feelinglistless — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 16:55:45 -0800

Even the TEXT of the article eludes to NAMES. Should I have used italics in the post?

By: feelinglistless

feelinglistless — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 16:56:26 -0800

I mean look at my tags ...

By: gemmy

gemmy — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 17:03:23 -0800

We got a copy of Irritating Stick while in Taiwan. The characters on the package were "Electric Flow Careful Careful Stick", which is much more descriptive of the actual game, and an even worse title, lol.

By: Arcaz Ino

Arcaz Ino — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 17:09:29 -0800

In Britain we had "Kuru Kuru Kururin" for GBA. Which was awesome.

By: eyeballkid

eyeballkid — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 17:51:25 -0800

Silhouette Mirage: Reprogrammed Hope I vote we rename Metafilter to the above immediately.

By: matkline

matkline — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 18:09:11 -0800

I knew this list as flawed as soon as I saw the Dreamcast game Seaman wasn't #1. Most embarrasing moment of my life came when I asked a Media Play employee if they had "Seaman"

By: Samizdata

Samizdata — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 18:23:57 -0800

I remember playing the old video game Dark Knight, which had nothing at all to do with knights at all, but was a Space Invaders sh'mup. It was also the first game to trigger epileptic seizures. My favorite video game name ever? Warrior, followed by the ever eponymous Rip Off.

By: Samizdata

Samizdata — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 18:25:29 -0800

Oh, and one vote for the Reprogammed Hope thing. (P.S. Anyone remember Snatcher? Great game, unfortunate name. Still have an original copy here...)

By: premiumpolar

premiumpolar — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 19:37:16 -0800

Yo! Noid was probably my favorite NES game ever. I mean, he'd stop and pull his ears down if you didn't press any buttons for a while. That's what it took to impress me back then.

By: nonmerci

nonmerci — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 19:42:45 -0800

Holy crap, I had completely forgotten about Tongue of the Fatman. It was a ridiculous, sick, and very weird fighter that I had hours of fun with. The titles and dialogue were all stored in plain text files, and I had a great time as a kid replacing it with obscenities, lines from Hamlet, and my own little made-up stories. posted by xthlc at 4:10 PM PST on November 4 [+] [!] Exactly my thinking, xthlc! I was really young when I played that game, probably 9 or 10, but it really, really creeped me out and I sucked at it. Anyone remember Circuit's Edge? What an amazing story that game had, and let's not forget the infinite number of hookers you could pick up or drugs you could purchase and take, aspects of the game that always greatly intrigued me as a child.

By: django_z

django_z — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 20:06:23 -0800

Even the TEXT of the article eludes to NAMES. ah, well right there's your problem, sir - ya got eluding going on in your driveshaft when you need it to be alluding. that'll stop it cold every time. p.s. people read in an F like pattern. Which often causes them to miss important words. I suspect the culprit here is that "names" is the 6th word in...people just don't have time to read that 6th word, especially in a headline when clearly the meaning can be derived from the first 5....or in this case, not.

By: cj_

cj_ — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 21:55:04 -0800

I suspect the culprit here is that "names" is the 6th word in...people just don't have time to read that 6th word, especially in a headline when clearly the meaning can be derived from the first 5....or in this case, not. I think a combination of this and the similiarly spelled "game" and "name" both play a part, but also the fact that the Worst Game concept is very common, while "worst game NAME" is a new premise (to me). Since everything I read on Internet weblogs I half-expect to be at least 2 years old, it's natural to assume it's just more of the same.

By: BitterOldPunk

BitterOldPunk — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 21:55:40 -0800

Wargasm was actually the name of a speed-metal band from New Jersey (I think). Not that it matters. But it's a great fucking name.

By: jaysus chris

jaysus chris — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 22:30:42 -0800

No Urban Yeti?

By: subaruwrx

subaruwrx — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 22:57:44 -0800

Matkline, If thats the most embarrassing thing in your life, you havenet lived.

By: gompa

gompa — Sun, 05 Nov 2006 00:55:37 -0800

I'd like to see the proposed sequels to Irritating Stick. Chafing Dish

By: Chunder

Chunder — Sun, 05 Nov 2006 02:33:09 -0800

Sad to see that they seem to think "James Pond 2 : Codename : Robocod" is solely for the GBA... yet they correctly list other multiplatform games. Anyway, surely "James Pond 3 : Operation Starfish" is even more dodgy? I recall an unreleased Team 17 game (for the Amiga) called "Pussy Galore" - suspect that would have made the list if it ever came out. There was also another Amiga game called "Dong"... that got hastily renamed to "Donk" shortly prior to release... Or in more of a lame way than dodgy, how about "Scary Mutant Space Aliens From Mars"? Stupid. There was also a whole load of weird stuff release into the PD market - a number of which weren't from native-English-speaking countries, and may be forgiven... but still "Zjyswav Hero of the Galaxy 3D" - really?!

By: Mr Bismarck

Mr Bismarck — Sun, 05 Nov 2006 02:38:00 -0800

I bought a game for my Commodore Vic20 which could probably make both this list and the best name list at the same time. Called "Metagalactic Llamas Battle at the edge of Time" in which you played a llama who had to spit at evil space spiders.

By: rifflesby

rifflesby — Sun, 05 Nov 2006 03:08:15 -0800

Can't believe no one's mentioned "Yanya Caballista: City Skater" yet.

By: Bugbread

Bugbread — Sun, 05 Nov 2006 04:29:15 -0800

padraigin : "I knew this was about names, not games. And ToeJam and Earl's a terrible name" Sorry, that comment wasn't directed at you, but any new folks who were going to complain about "Game X isn't a bad game!". I knew that you understood that this was about names. cj_ : "I think a combination of this and the similiarly spelled 'game' and 'name' both play a part, but also the fact that the Worst Game concept is very common, while 'worst game NAME' is a new premise (to me)." Agreed, on both counts. The mind probably combines the "game" and "name" parts into just "games", plus "worst game" lists are frickin' ubiquitous. Maybe if it were phrased "Games with the worst names", people would notice.

By: Faint of Butt

Faint of Butt — Sun, 05 Nov 2006 04:31:07 -0800

Star Wars: Masters of Teräs Käsi, anybody? I still don't know how to pronounce that; not that it matters, because the game was awful. And this Penny Arcade strip may be relevant.

By: Bugbread

Bugbread — Sun, 05 Nov 2006 04:33:14 -0800

django_z : "people read in an F like pattern." Huh. Interesting. I tested it out, and, sure enough, when I'm scanning a new page (as opposed to actually reading a discussion, where I read each comment like one would read a book), my eyes do indeed do an F.

By: PeterMcDermott

PeterMcDermott — Sun, 05 Nov 2006 04:59:42 -0800

In Britain we had "Kuru Kuru Kururin" for GBA. So what was that one about? New Guinea cannibals try to avoid contracting the Laughing Death?

By: Arcaz Ino

Arcaz Ino — Sun, 05 Nov 2006 06:01:33 -0800

It was about an irritating stick, as it happens.

By: Uther Bentrazor

Uther Bentrazor — Sun, 05 Nov 2006 09:24:15 -0800

"Wargasm" was also an L7 song, if recall correctly. I remember when XEXYZ came out when I was a wee lad, and it was a pretty fun sidescroller game, but damn if it was tricky asking for it for Christmas. Finally, I nominate "Hey Punk Are You TUFF E NUFF?" as an honorable mention.

By: Secret Life of Gravy

Secret Life of Gravy — Sun, 05 Nov 2006 10:23:03 -0800

I can see I had a misspent youth; all those years of reading Pride and Prejudice when I could have been having a Wargasm from a Fatman's Tongue.

By: ORthey

ORthey — Sun, 05 Nov 2006 11:03:54 -0800

It's funny how we live in an age where someone could just have easily named this "The 50 best video game names of all time," and I would wholeheartedly agree.

By: dirigibleman

dirigibleman — Sun, 05 Nov 2006 11:07:41 -0800

Maybe if it were phrased "Games with the worst names" Or "The 50 Worst Video Game Titles".

By: Bugbread

Bugbread — Sun, 05 Nov 2006 11:48:29 -0800

dirigibleman : "Or 'The 50 Worst Video Game Titles'." Nah. "Title" is used synonmously with "Game" in game related sites far too often (i.e. "Sony has announced the launch titles for the PS3", etc.)

By: reklaw

reklaw — Sun, 05 Nov 2006 13:33:30 -0800

Well, I had Um Jammer Lammy, Klonoa, and, uh, Pen Pen Triicelon from that list, and they were all great. Well, OK, Pen Pen wasn't that great, but it was good for a quick break from Sonic Adventure.

By: The God Complex

The God Complex — Sun, 05 Nov 2006 14:26:55 -0800

This was an awesome find. Thanks.

By: litlnemo

litlnemo — Tue, 07 Nov 2006 05:00:43 -0800

We are all used to it now, but Donkey Kong is a terrible, terrible name.