Nostril Exhale Galleries

November 8, 2006 6:43 PM

Nostril Exhale Galleries.
posted by hama7 (29 comments total)

This is like a fetish inside of a fetish. Weird.
posted by mathowie at 6:47 PM on November 8, 2006

I CAN'T STOP MASTURBATING
posted by Sticherbeast at 6:54 PM on November 8, 2006 [1 favorite]

You get some shots of nasal smoke exhalation onto stocking clad feet and dude, I am there!
posted by Pollomacho at 7:00 PM on November 8, 2006

Only if they are crushing mice in high heels at the same time.
posted by mathowie at 7:06 PM on November 8, 2006

I'm in your underwear drawer, nostril exhaling on your pantyhoze.
posted by isopraxis at 7:06 PM on November 8, 2006 [1 favorite]

Are the mice wearing the high heels? Because that would be hawt.
posted by nebulawindphone at 7:07 PM on November 8, 2006

*snort*
posted by brain_drain at 7:07 PM on November 8, 2006

Raunchy and stuff, but it's no ladies sneezing....
posted by pompomtom at 7:17 PM on November 8, 2006

... or cake farting.
posted by Pollomacho at 7:38 PM on November 8, 2006

Not a fan of the exhalations, myself.

But I, uh, found this (NSFW).
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 7:46 PM on November 8, 2006

One person's "Huh?" is another person's "Mmmmmm!"
posted by VulcanMike at 7:51 PM on November 8, 2006

Distinct lack of balloons. No thanks.
posted by cortex at 7:53 PM on November 8, 2006 [1 favorite]

I also found a website featuring the photo of a young woman's face which, when you clicked on or around the nose, had a pop-up message thanking you for 'caressing' her shnozz. The message would change depending on where you clicked, but I lost the bookmark when my old PC died, and... why are you all looking at me?!?
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 7:57 PM on November 8, 2006

We're waiting for you to light a smoke.
posted by pompomtom at 8:01 PM on November 8, 2006

rimshot!
posted by leftoverboy at 8:11 PM on November 8, 2006

hama7, between this and the recent sneeze post... you've got a nose thing, don't you? Don't you?
posted by flapjax at midnite at 8:46 PM on November 8, 2006

Only if they are crushing mice in high heels at the same time.

ouch.
posted by three blind mice at 8:52 PM on November 8, 2006

What about the other cephalic orifices? (link marginally not safe for work)
posted by isopraxis at 9:22 PM on November 8, 2006

Some of them were not even wearing glasses, how is this fetishy?
posted by Iron Rat at 9:31 PM on November 8, 2006

I knew a guy in my guild (French-Canadian) who said he would sell passes for his smoking fetish site in exchange for gold in World of Warcraft.

And he was in all of them! Oh how we laughed.
posted by cowbellemoo at 9:43 PM on November 8, 2006

Only if they are crushing mice in high heels at the same time.

I didn't know pumps came in such tiny sizes!
posted by Pollomacho at 10:35 PM on November 8, 2006

cowbellemoo, your story is straight out of this
posted by dydecker at 11:02 PM on November 8, 2006

This is a bit like that photo of the Pope yawning - when viewing, I involuntarily began blowing my cigarette smoke out of my nose.

Anyway, years ago, some friends and I decided that for any fetish you could imagine, there would be people into it, and a website, if not a thriving online community. We found all of the fetishes we 'invented', except one: 'dipping', a fetish where people enjoyed repeatedly lowering various body parts into drinks (with the obvious sub-fetishes, like 'hot elbow dippers', or 'bespectacled transvestite outdoor Starbucks Green Tea Frappacino speed-dippers'). Still haven't found a site that caters to this - hama7, can you help? ;-)
posted by jack_mo at 1:40 AM on November 9, 2006

Yuck
posted by RobHoi at 2:56 AM on November 9, 2006

'dipping', a fetish where people enjoyed repeatedly lowering various body parts into drinks

I've heard of Champagne Floaters, where fellow dips his junk into a glass of bubbly and enjoys the effervescence, but I'm too lazy to google for corroboration.
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 6:00 AM on November 9, 2006

A bit creepy...but, then, I'm not really into smoking.
posted by OmieWise at 8:07 AM on November 9, 2006

the nasal exhale in the singular is kind of sexy, but all of these put together look disgusting. is this the start of a nasal porn culture?
posted by dirtylaundry at 9:12 AM on November 9, 2006

Up to this point, I never realized how cool smoking was.
posted by zorro astor at 9:37 AM on November 9, 2006

I think I need a shower.
posted by savagecorp at 2:44 PM on November 9, 2006