Comments on: Pronto!

Pronto!

Phasuma — Fri, 10 Nov 2006 01:12:02 -0800

Pronto!

By: kingfisher, his musclebound cat

kingfisher, his musclebound cat — Fri, 10 Nov 2006 01:18:09 -0800

Double?

By: Effigy2000

Effigy2000 — Fri, 10 Nov 2006 01:32:04 -0800

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By: jack_mo

jack_mo — Fri, 10 Nov 2006 02:13:42 -0800

It's all fun and games until someone scrapes their glans on the plastic applicator.

By: j-dub

j-dub — Fri, 10 Nov 2006 02:26:26 -0800

Wow. That is pretty damn cool, glanspatula and all.

By: bardic

bardic — Fri, 10 Nov 2006 02:45:01 -0800

Safe sex is so passe.

By: flapjax at midnite

flapjax at midnite — Fri, 10 Nov 2006 02:51:39 -0800

What's really poignant about the demo video: The condom goes on, 1-2-3! There you have it! Instant! And then that ebony phallic object. Just sits there. In silence. Ready. Waiting. Infinitely patient. Hard. Waiting...

By: loquacious

loquacious — Fri, 10 Nov 2006 03:24:23 -0800

If you need a complex, compound machine to put a condom on and/or if you absolutely must put a condom on in one second you're totally doing it wrong. Unless, of course, you're skydiving, under water, on a roller coaster, sexing it up in microgravity on a plane and/or suborbital flight, mere seconds away from dying via nuclear war or catastrophic meteor strike and/or otherwise fighting off sharks/tigers/polar bears/Chuck Norris. Because every second counts, then. But only then.

By: punishinglemur

punishinglemur — Fri, 10 Nov 2006 03:56:22 -0800

The best way to get it on! Don't miss the ads.

By: dirtynumbangelboy

dirtynumbangelboy — Fri, 10 Nov 2006 04:25:05 -0800

That wouldn't work so well for uncircumcised men.

By: naxosaxur

naxosaxur — Fri, 10 Nov 2006 04:52:45 -0800

Let's face it, using an ordinary condom is a real pain in the butt. First, you have to tear the pack open, often using your teeth. Then you have to take the condom out of the pack – this is a slippery business at the best of times. Next, you have to figure out which is the right side up, before you can unroll it. By the time the condom's on, the mood is halfway out the window... who writes copy like that? LETS FACE IT GUYS

By: nola

nola — Fri, 10 Nov 2006 05:19:05 -0800

to bad those rubbers are full of holes.

By: tomble

tomble — Fri, 10 Nov 2006 05:23:48 -0800

Maybe some sort of condom gun that applies a condom at the speed of sound. BAM! Guys would just have to get over the fear of shooting themselves in the crotch.

By: Blazecock Pileon

Blazecock Pileon — Fri, 10 Nov 2006 05:31:40 -0800

Don't miss the ads. I've been looking for awhile now for an easier way to protect my vegetables.

By: Postroad

Postroad — Fri, 10 Nov 2006 06:15:10 -0800

"A pain in the butt"?

By: hal9k

hal9k — Fri, 10 Nov 2006 06:35:29 -0800

Clearly, this is a product whose time has come.

By: winks007

winks007 — Fri, 10 Nov 2006 06:36:31 -0800

Postroad, I agree with you. That is what me thinks.

By: SemiSophos

SemiSophos — Fri, 10 Nov 2006 06:55:37 -0800

Hot Rod Condoms. Similar concept, more amusing demo video.

By: brolloks

brolloks — Fri, 10 Nov 2006 06:56:57 -0800

The ads are great, they poke fun at Deputy President Jacob Zuma and Health Minister Manto Tshabalala-Msimang. He had unprotected sex with and HIV positive women and claimed he showered afterwards. And she suggested people with HIV will be cured if the eat more beets, garlic and other veggies.

By: The Great Big Mulp

The Great Big Mulp — Fri, 10 Nov 2006 07:10:26 -0800

Pepsi Blew ... its wad! Nah, but, really, it's a nifty idea. And I like the ads.

By: fungible

fungible — Fri, 10 Nov 2006 07:30:57 -0800

This is fucking great! I'm getting a boner just thinking about it.

By: hifiparasol

hifiparasol — Fri, 10 Nov 2006 08:01:55 -0800

Pronto! Apply directly to penis. Pronto! Apply directly to penis. Pronto! Apply directly to penis.

By: kika

kika — Fri, 10 Nov 2006 08:24:14 -0800

In Italy they use these when they pick up the phone.

By: clevershark

clevershark — Fri, 10 Nov 2006 08:33:52 -0800

hifiparasol writes "Pronto! Apply directly to penis." Curses! I so wanted to make that joke.

By: Cyrano

Cyrano — Fri, 10 Nov 2006 08:41:11 -0800

Looks like it'd be kinda hard to put one of those on with your mouth.

By: quin

quin — Fri, 10 Nov 2006 09:30:07 -0800

loquacious : mere seconds away from dying via nuclear war or catastrophic meteor strike and/or otherwise fighting off sharks/tigers/polar bears/Chuck Norris. Wouldn't said sexing up moments from inevitable death obviate the need for a condom?

By: loquacious

loquacious — Fri, 10 Nov 2006 11:28:47 -0800

Wouldn't said sexing up moments from inevitable death obviate the need for a condom? Good point, but if you think about it you just might survive said nuclear Chuck Norris polar bear attack after catching something nasty and/or concieving what would undoubtably be a radioactive Chuck Norris polar bear mutant hybrid freak. In short, it's never too late to think about the future.

By: quin

quin — Fri, 10 Nov 2006 11:58:21 -0800

Sure, but then you have the opportunity to raise the radioactive Chuck Norris polar bear mutant hybrid freak as your own. You could train it to defend you and keep your bunker lit at night with it's pale green glow. Also, it would be able to bring you penguins which it dispatched by way of a mighty round house kick. Though by using a condom in the "end moments" you are better protected from getting the radioactive clap. And I hear that kinda sucks, what with the itching, the burning sensation, the actual burning... So I guess I have to concede your point.

By: Secret Life of Gravy

Secret Life of Gravy — Sat, 11 Nov 2006 08:15:37 -0800

I'm still awaiting enlightenment as to why the garlic appears in their ads. Pronto condoms will fit even if you have a strange, mutant penis?

By: The Great Big Mulp

The Great Big Mulp — Sun, 12 Nov 2006 09:54:48 -0800

Secret Life of Gravy, see brolloks comment.

By: Secret Life of Gravy

Secret Life of Gravy — Sun, 12 Nov 2006 10:32:03 -0800

Oh! Thanks. Somehow that went right over my head. Pretty good inside joke there-- I wonder how many of their targeted consumers figured that out?