Cause Dick is America, America is Dick.

November 10, 2006 5:36 PM

Healing Dick
posted by jrb223 (20 comments total)

Die, Dick, Die!
posted by Balisong at 5:38 PM on November 10, 2006

Schizophenic, or merely joking?
posted by unmake at 5:46 PM on November 10, 2006

Well, I don't actually own any drums so I'll just stick with Global Orgasm.
posted by loquacious at 5:56 PM on November 10, 2006 [1 favorite]

Wait, so this is Cheney vs the hippies?

Man am I torn...
posted by pompomtom at 6:09 PM on November 10, 2006

What Balisong is saying is German for The Dick, The!
posted by clevershark at 6:17 PM on November 10, 2006

Ow. My eyes.
posted by darkstar at 6:32 PM on November 10, 2006

Where can I find some of this healing dick?
posted by BrodieShadeTree at 7:07 PM on November 10, 2006

I've heard that in his later life Richard Nixon moved into an apartment that had been renovated by a bunch of hippies who had placed messages of peace and love on the inside of the sheetrock walls, to mend his spirit. When word got out, he had the walls removed and replaced.
posted by StickyCarpet at 7:23 PM on November 10, 2006

Ugh.

I believe a lot of pretty wild and wooly things, but please, for the love of whatever you hold sacred... drumming to heal Cheney's heart?

I think I'll wave some crystals and cure AIDS!
posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 7:42 PM on November 10, 2006

Hey, as they say, free your ass and your mind will follow.

But as they say - similar to Charlie Don't Surf - Dick Don't Dance.
posted by loquacious at 8:06 PM on November 10, 2006

I am drumming to heal this man's

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issues. Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket.
posted by moonbird at 8:29 PM on November 10, 2006

Dick Cheney, embodiment of our rampaging American male member.
Casting its engorged shadow across the landscape.
Dysfunctional appendage running wild
posted by arcticwoman at 8:51 PM on November 10, 2006

I think it's a fantastic idea. Can't hurt, might help, as my Chinese doctor friends like to say.

I don't know about you, but my heart could stand some healing from the caustic load of hatred it carries around for Dick Cheney and his friends.
posted by ottereroticist at 9:32 PM on November 10, 2006

I've heard that in his later life Richard Nixon moved into an apartment that had been renovated by a bunch of hippies...

I heard that Richard Nixon once got an asshole transplant, but that the asshole rejected him.
posted by clevershark at 11:49 PM on November 10, 2006

Charlie Rangel wants to evict Dick Cheney
posted by homunculus at 11:56 PM on November 10, 2006

The only healing due dick is the healing that comes from a gallows.
posted by Goofyy at 4:09 AM on November 11, 2006

I don't think I can fix this, but at least I can warn my son: "Don't be a Dick."
posted by pax digita at 6:19 AM on November 11, 2006

Well I did like the dancing dick stick figures...they were rather sweet.
posted by Secret Life of Gravy at 8:10 AM on November 11, 2006

Join us at Burning Man. You can fly there in your helicopter.
posted by xthlc at 8:37 AM on November 11, 2006

This is fantastic, thanks for posting.
posted by sudama at 8:47 PM on November 11, 2006