Oh, that's deliciously well done. posted by loquacious at 12:18 PM on November 11, 2006
RSS (Real Simple Sex)
RSS is a relatively new algorithmic technology fueled by the continued hot desires of many online web users. Accessed by an illuminating an icon on the toolbar - a single click allows you to view and optionally download anything that resembles a tit, a boob or a breast - rendered directly in the browser with speeds up to 10 times faster than the competition. Real Simple Sex can scan and arrange explicit images/pictures in order of quality and effectively filters out irrelevant content such as balloons or soccer balls.
RSS (Real Simple Sex)
RSS is a relatively new algorithmic technology fueled by the continued hot desires of many online web users. Accessed by an illuminating an icon on the toolbar - a single click allows you to view and optionally download anything that resembles a tit, a boob or a breast - rendered directly in the browser with speeds up to 10 times faster than the competition. Real Simple Sex can scan and arrange explicit images/pictures in order of quality and effectively filters out irrelevant content such as balloons or soccer balls.
The video is well-done, also. Bwah-ha! posted by spock at 12:20 PM on November 11, 2006
Missed it by that much. posted by spock at 12:20 PM on November 11, 2006
When I built my computer and installed Windows, I opened IE once and only once - to download Firefox. posted by EatTheWeak at 12:23 PM on November 11, 2006
Hilarious. Didn't some Sun scripters help with this? posted by peewinkle at 12:38 PM on November 11, 2006
The video, the video is SO cool. I don't think I even get what it's trying to say, but it's completely awesome. posted by Milkman Dan at 12:44 PM on November 11, 2006
I hate you, milkman dan. posted by zerolives at 1:01 PM on November 11, 2006
Well, that was a flat handed cactus slap. posted by loquacious at 1:03 PM on November 11, 2006
*stands perfectly still for 3 frames, then says something vaguely disturbing about encasing a baby in rubber while beating off to videos of mother's crying* posted by cerulgalactus at 1:16 PM on November 11, 2006
Why yes, that misplaced apostrophie was intentional. Why do you ask? posted by cerulgalactus at 1:19 PM on November 11, 2006
mmh.. I smell some lawsuits coming. posted by darkripper at 2:01 PM on November 11, 2006
heh. something like this will be buried in Vista's EULA, bet on it... posted by I, Credulous at 2:02 PM on November 11, 2006
Something tells me EatTheWeak didn't RTFA... posted by twine42 at 2:34 PM on November 11, 2006
I think the video is the real IE7 one that came out about 8 months ago - with a new title screen tagged on the end. posted by Dag Maggot at 5:03 PM on November 11, 2006
I absolutely read the article, son. I quoted the bloody thing up top. posted by EatTheWeak at 5:38 PM on November 11, 2006
What would you call that? RTFPP, maybe? posted by EatTheWeak at 5:40 PM on November 11, 2006
Or?! Have I been missing something all my life? Are there laydee bump things that I have not been made aware of? With all the porn I watch, I'm stunned. Looks like I'll have to investigate this internet porn thing... posted by TheDonF at 2:32 AM on November 12, 2006
I don't understand the video because I am not 1337 like all you guys, but the song that's used in it is my second favorite Ennio Morricone song of all time!!! Woo! posted by stemlot at 11:11 AM on November 12, 2006
but the song that's used in it is my second favorite Ennio Morricone song of all time!!! Woo!
posted by loquacious at 12:18 PM on November 11, 2006