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November 11, 2006 12:08 PM   Subscribe

Microsoft Firefox! (It's better now... like seriously!)
posted by AstroGuy (24 comments total) 1 user marked this as a favorite
 
Oh, that's deliciously well done.
posted by loquacious at 12:18 PM on November 11, 2006


RSS (Real Simple Sex)
RSS is a relatively new algorithmic technology fueled by the continued hot desires of many online web users. Accessed by an illuminating an icon on the toolbar - a single click allows you to view and optionally download anything that resembles a tit, a boob or a breast - rendered directly in the browser with speeds up to 10 times faster than the competition. Real Simple Sex can scan and arrange explicit images/pictures in order of quality and effectively filters out irrelevant content such as balloons or soccer balls.


Too funny!
posted by EatTheWeek at 12:19 PM on November 11, 2006


RSS (Real Simple Sex)
RSS is a relatively new algorithmic technology fueled by the continued hot desires of many online web users. Accessed by an illuminating an icon on the toolbar - a single click allows you to view and optionally download anything that resembles a tit, a boob or a breast - rendered directly in the browser with speeds up to 10 times faster than the competition. Real Simple Sex can scan and arrange explicit images/pictures in order of quality and effectively filters out irrelevant content such as balloons or soccer balls.


The video is well-done, also. Bwah-ha!
posted by spock at 12:20 PM on November 11, 2006


Missed it by that much.
posted by spock at 12:20 PM on November 11, 2006


When I built my computer and installed Windows, I opened IE once and only once - to download Firefox.
posted by EatTheWeek at 12:23 PM on November 11, 2006


Hilarious. Didn't some Sun scripters help with this?
posted by peewinkle at 12:38 PM on November 11, 2006


The video, the video is SO cool. I don't think I even get what it's trying to say, but it's completely awesome.
posted by Milkman Dan at 12:44 PM on November 11, 2006


I hate you, milkman dan.
posted by zerolives at 1:01 PM on November 11, 2006


Well, that was a flat handed cactus slap.
posted by loquacious at 1:03 PM on November 11, 2006


Let the run on Red Meat references begin!
posted by spock at 1:07 PM on November 11, 2006


*stands perfectly still for 3 frames, then says something vaguely disturbing about encasing a baby in rubber while beating off to videos of mother's crying*
posted by cerulgalactus at 1:16 PM on November 11, 2006


Why yes, that misplaced apostrophie was intentional. Why do you ask?
posted by cerulgalactus at 1:19 PM on November 11, 2006


mmh.. I smell some lawsuits coming.
posted by darkripper at 2:01 PM on November 11, 2006




Something tells me EatTheWeak didn't RTFA...
posted by twine42 at 2:34 PM on November 11, 2006


I think the video is the real IE7 one that came out about 8 months ago - with a new title screen tagged on the end.
posted by Dag Maggot at 5:03 PM on November 11, 2006


I absolutely read the article, son. I quoted the bloody thing up top.
posted by EatTheWeek at 5:38 PM on November 11, 2006


What would you call that? RTFPP, maybe?
posted by EatTheWeek at 5:40 PM on November 11, 2006


RTFFPP
posted by TechnoLustLuddite at 9:24 PM on November 11, 2006


This is real: ie7.com
but it's still pretty funny.
posted by oncogenesis at 9:35 PM on November 11, 2006


Supports opaque transparency

An oblique feature, for sure.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 9:50 PM on November 11, 2006


resembles a tit or a boob

Or?! Have I been missing something all my life? Are there laydee bump things that I have not been made aware of? With all the porn I watch, I'm stunned. Looks like I'll have to investigate this internet porn thing...
posted by TheDonF at 2:32 AM on November 12, 2006


I don't understand the video because I am not 1337 like all you guys, but the song that's used in it is my second favorite Ennio Morricone song of all time!!! Woo!
posted by stemlot at 11:11 AM on November 12, 2006


but the song that's used in it is my second favorite Ennio Morricone song of all time!!! Woo!

And it's from a good movie too :)
posted by darkripper at 2:55 PM on November 12, 2006


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