Microsoft Firefox
November 11, 2006 12:08 PM   Subscribe

Microsoft Firefox! (It's better now... like seriously!)
posted by AstroGuy (24 comments total) 1 user marked this as a favorite

 
Oh, that's deliciously well done.
posted by loquacious at 12:18 PM on November 11, 2006


RSS (Real Simple Sex)
RSS is a relatively new algorithmic technology fueled by the continued hot desires of many online web users. Accessed by an illuminating an icon on the toolbar - a single click allows you to view and optionally download anything that resembles a tit, a boob or a breast - rendered directly in the browser with speeds up to 10 times faster than the competition. Real Simple Sex can scan and arrange explicit images/pictures in order of quality and effectively filters out irrelevant content such as balloons or soccer balls.


Too funny!
posted by EatTheWeak at 12:19 PM on November 11, 2006


RSS (Real Simple Sex)
RSS is a relatively new algorithmic technology fueled by the continued hot desires of many online web users. Accessed by an illuminating an icon on the toolbar - a single click allows you to view and optionally download anything that resembles a tit, a boob or a breast - rendered directly in the browser with speeds up to 10 times faster than the competition. Real Simple Sex can scan and arrange explicit images/pictures in order of quality and effectively filters out irrelevant content such as balloons or soccer balls.


The video is well-done, also. Bwah-ha!
posted by spock at 12:20 PM on November 11, 2006


Missed it by that much.
posted by spock at 12:20 PM on November 11, 2006


When I built my computer and installed Windows, I opened IE once and only once - to download Firefox.
posted by EatTheWeak at 12:23 PM on November 11, 2006


Hilarious. Didn't some Sun scripters help with this?
posted by peewinkle at 12:38 PM on November 11, 2006


The video, the video is SO cool. I don't think I even get what it's trying to say, but it's completely awesome.
posted by Milkman Dan at 12:44 PM on November 11, 2006


I hate you, milkman dan.
posted by zerolives at 1:01 PM on November 11, 2006


Well, that was a flat handed cactus slap.
posted by loquacious at 1:03 PM on November 11, 2006


Let the run on Red Meat references begin!
posted by spock at 1:07 PM on November 11, 2006


*stands perfectly still for 3 frames, then says something vaguely disturbing about encasing a baby in rubber while beating off to videos of mother's crying*
posted by cerulgalactus at 1:16 PM on November 11, 2006


Why yes, that misplaced apostrophie was intentional. Why do you ask?
posted by cerulgalactus at 1:19 PM on November 11, 2006


mmh.. I smell some lawsuits coming.
posted by darkripper at 2:01 PM on November 11, 2006


"The removal of Microsoft Firefox from your system violates international copyright law. Therefore, you cannot legally uninstall Microsoft Firefox."

heh. something like this will be buried in Vista's EULA, bet on it...
posted by I, Credulous at 2:02 PM on November 11, 2006


Something tells me EatTheWeak didn't RTFA...
posted by twine42 at 2:34 PM on November 11, 2006


I think the video is the real IE7 one that came out about 8 months ago - with a new title screen tagged on the end.
posted by Dag Maggot at 5:03 PM on November 11, 2006


I absolutely read the article, son. I quoted the bloody thing up top.
posted by EatTheWeak at 5:38 PM on November 11, 2006


What would you call that? RTFPP, maybe?
posted by EatTheWeak at 5:40 PM on November 11, 2006


RTFFPP
posted by TechnoLustLuddite at 9:24 PM on November 11, 2006


This is real: ie7.com
but it's still pretty funny.
posted by oncogenesis at 9:35 PM on November 11, 2006


Supports opaque transparency

An oblique feature, for sure.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 9:50 PM on November 11, 2006


resembles a tit or a boob

Or?! Have I been missing something all my life? Are there laydee bump things that I have not been made aware of? With all the porn I watch, I'm stunned. Looks like I'll have to investigate this internet porn thing...
posted by TheDonF at 2:32 AM on November 12, 2006


I don't understand the video because I am not 1337 like all you guys, but the song that's used in it is my second favorite Ennio Morricone song of all time!!! Woo!
posted by stemlot at 11:11 AM on November 12, 2006


but the song that's used in it is my second favorite Ennio Morricone song of all time!!! Woo!

And it's from a good movie too :)
posted by darkripper at 2:55 PM on November 12, 2006


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