Comments on: Sure it may not seem useful now, but if you need it you'll be glad you found out how.

Sure it may not seem useful now, but if you need it you'll be glad you found out how.

clevershark — Mon, 13 Nov 2006 18:42:02 -0800

How to regain control of a spooked camel. There really is a guide to everything on the internet, and it doesn't have to be computer-related either. How to get out of work. How to be a girl (for boys), and of course how to be a boy (for girls). How to disassemble a toilet. How to install a new toilet. How to display civic pride without sounding lame. How to set up a threesome (good luck with that one). How to kill your friend and steal his girlfriend. How to survive a long fall (presumably in case one of your friends throws you out of the window so he can get it on with your woman).

By: googly

googly — Mon, 13 Nov 2006 19:01:59 -0800

You forgot: How to dispose of a dead body without getting caught.

By: tehloki

tehloki — Mon, 13 Nov 2006 19:29:04 -0800

But how do I shot web?

By: Holy foxy moxie batman!

Holy foxy moxie batman! — Mon, 13 Nov 2006 19:34:55 -0800

How to have a sense of deja vu

By: weapons-grade pandemonium

weapons-grade pandemonium — Mon, 13 Nov 2006 19:58:26 -0800

Now we can set up the threesome.

By: Baby_Balrog

Baby_Balrog — Mon, 13 Nov 2006 20:22:42 -0800

A lot of this stuff is really bad advice.

By: rocketman

rocketman — Mon, 13 Nov 2006 20:33:15 -0800

Is there an internet how-to about removing corrupt politicians from office?

By: flabdablet

flabdablet — Mon, 13 Nov 2006 20:41:30 -0800

Somebody set up us the threesome!

By: clevershark

clevershark — Mon, 13 Nov 2006 20:48:07 -0800

Hmm... I should have looked for the howto tag. Didn't see the September entry. There used to be a HOWTO HOWTO, but it's been dully renamed "LDP Author Guide".

By: divabat

divabat — Mon, 13 Nov 2006 22:33:03 -0800

Geez, two weeks after our Switch Party - and now they tell us how to do it.

By: The Great Big Mulp

The Great Big Mulp — Mon, 13 Nov 2006 22:45:21 -0800

Somebody set up us the threesome! C'mon, ladies, take off every zig. For great justice.

By: lester the unlikely

lester the unlikely — Mon, 13 Nov 2006 22:59:13 -0800

huh...the google suggeted most of these before, including the camel one today...and I always end up looking at them.

By: blacklite

blacklite — Tue, 14 Nov 2006 01:51:18 -0800

"It is always best not to fall at all." Ha. Advice to live by. Also, threesomes are so much less exciting than you might think.

By: Cyrano

Cyrano — Tue, 14 Nov 2006 02:23:09 -0800

Your doing it wrong.

By: Cyrano

Cyrano — Tue, 14 Nov 2006 02:25:24 -0800

And I'm spelling it wrong.

By: Hildegarde

Hildegarde — Tue, 14 Nov 2006 04:30:08 -0800

The lesbian scenario is a method that works at least 50 percent of the time. I've seen it. I know it can be done. If you're friends with a lesbian, tell them about how you're trying to create a little sexual excitement in your relationship. Ask them if they'd ever have a threesome. Some have, some haven't. Ask them if they'd be interested. If they're your friend or acquaintance, it's probably a go. No don't assume that a lesbian is a slut, and that's why they're doing it, because it's quite the opposite. They just seem to understand better than most people that experimenting with your sexual being can be a profound experience, and they'd be willing to help with that. Um...WHAT? Yes, lesbians just love it when male friends ask them to become human sex toys for them and their girlfriends. OMG BAD ADVICE WTF.

By: flibbertigibbet

flibbertigibbet — Tue, 14 Nov 2006 05:17:02 -0800

Yeah. As a lesbian, it TOTALLY works fifty percent of the time! That article should be renamed "how to get your balls smashed in 5 easy steps", because I don't see much good advice there.

By: elendil71

elendil71 — Tue, 14 Nov 2006 08:41:54 -0800

Also, threesomes are so much less exciting than you might think. S'truth. There are an awful lot of knees and elbows involved. Better to keep it simple.

By: SisterHavana

SisterHavana — Tue, 14 Nov 2006 09:08:13 -0800

Please tell me I'm not the only woman who'd get skeeved out if some guy came up to me at a party and said "Hey, come back to my girlfriend's house with me!"

By: InfidelZombie

InfidelZombie — Tue, 14 Nov 2006 09:39:37 -0800

Well, you only need to find one who's not

By: Zero Gravitas

Zero Gravitas — Tue, 14 Nov 2006 09:52:08 -0800

elendil71: You'll be wanting this fellow, then.

By: elendil71

elendil71 — Tue, 14 Nov 2006 09:59:55 -0800

*shudder* Not so much Zero, but thanks anyway. I'll be drowning that image with a few bottles of scotch now....

By: Smedleyman

Smedleyman — Tue, 14 Nov 2006 10:35:38 -0800

"This Guide Is For Entertainment Purposes Only. Not To Be Taken Seriously." Aww, well what the... *throws out notes*

By: kyrademon

kyrademon — Tue, 14 Nov 2006 12:06:16 -0800

Huh. Threesomes have been some of the best sex I've ever had. Don't know what you all were doing if it wasn't any fun.

By: The Great Big Mulp

The Great Big Mulp — Tue, 14 Nov 2006 13:52:34 -0800

Sex with one person is complicated enough for me. The one threesome I was in was a bit more confusing than enjoyable.

By: The Card Cheat

The Card Cheat — Tue, 14 Nov 2006 16:21:24 -0800

The "how to get out of work" article forgot the most important tip of all: "Get a government/public sector job, where you cannot be fired for anything short of caving a co-worker's skull in with a shovel, and even then there will be an arbitration meeting which ends with you being sent home for three days - with pay - to think about whether or not you want to keep your job." In that sort of environment, calling in "sick" is a snap...especially if you're hung over and sound legitimately ill. / speaks from experience

By: prentiz

prentiz — Tue, 14 Nov 2006 16:32:45 -0800

I'm stuck at the part where I need to hook up with Lady X...[sob]

By: dreamsign

dreamsign — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 06:49:27 -0800

Please tell me I'm not the only woman who'd get skeeved out if some guy came up to me at a party and said "Hey, come back to my girlfriend's house with me!" I've never once heard of that happening. It's always the girl that makes the approach.