SubscribeUnlike every other game console, the Wii controller isn't built around a confusing alphabet of buttons.Corrected: Unlike every other game console, the Wii controller isn't built around thumbsticks. However, it does share a confusing alphabet of buttons, with the A, B, C, Z, 1, and 2 buttons.
While Sony and Microsoft exercise your thumbs, Nintendo gives you a full body workout.Corrected: While Sony and Microsoft exercise your thumbs, Nintendo exercises your wrist.
If we want to kill off the Gooper Blooper (an evil squid-like creature), we need to stab and parry and prance, not just twiddle our thumbs.Corrected: If we want to kill off the Gooper Blooper (an evil squid-like creature), we need to stab and parry and prance with our wrists, not with our thumbs.
Because you've spent the last few hours inhabiting Mario's body, his death will be difficult to shrug off.Unfortunately, this hypothesis is not supported by experimental data (game reviews).
That's why we have the Playstation and Xbox: they only get our thumbs excited.This man has never seen someone play Ninja Gaiden on the XBox.
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The goggles, they do nothing.
The Wii really isn't that physically engaging, for all that I've seen. You move the controller in 3-space, but ultimately it's still just a controller not a full-body motion tracker. The motions themselves don't even seem that grossly exagerated either as most seem to be performable with a flick of the wrist not some full body jump up and down twist and turn mechanism.
One does not "inhabit the body of mario" anymore than with the old two-button NES controller. Sure, the motion sensing makes certain activities more intuitive and perhaps a bit more imersive, but this article makes it sound like the Wii is the stage upon which the great dramas of man will be enacted.
Utter drivel.
posted by C.Batt at 7:59 AM on November 17, 2006