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Galactus, Jack Chick style
November 20, 2006 8:42 AM   Subscribe

Galactus is Coming! Galactus is coming to eat your planet, and nothing can be done to stop him! There is only one way to be saved!
posted by brownpau (28 comments total) 3 users marked this as a favorite

 
(Link via scans_daily.)
posted by brownpau at 8:43 AM on November 20, 2006


Much better than Ultimate Nightmare/Secret/Extinction/Warren Ellis needs a new garage.
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 8:47 AM on November 20, 2006


Uh... so is She-Hulk still on the team or what?
posted by SmileyChewtrain at 8:50 AM on November 20, 2006


You know, theology on Earth 616 must be totally fucked up by now.
posted by robocop is bleeding at 9:10 AM on November 20, 2006


That was a little bit funny.
posted by interrobang at 9:16 AM on November 20, 2006


I thought that was pretty great ... though to be sure, I'd much rather just have this as a bumper sticker.
posted by grabbingsand at 9:23 AM on November 20, 2006


I'm a big fan of all of the recent portrayals of Reed Richards as an insufferable asshole- see Jay Pinkerton's take, or check out the Venture Brothers episodes with Professor Impossible. I'm glad that someone else wants to choke that ridiculous smarmy prick.
posted by 235w103 at 9:24 AM on November 20, 2006


The new movie must be coming out. Must be why there is all this viral stuff out there to remind me who Galactus is.
posted by tkchrist at 10:08 AM on November 20, 2006


I forgot the MeFi thread that mentioned it, but the Chick parody on the decline of House music was funnier.
posted by Smart Dalek at 10:15 AM on November 20, 2006


Not enough of the anti-hero spouting worldly statements.

Still, quite enough for me to howl with nostalgia.

Thanks for sharing.
posted by PreacherTom at 10:20 AM on November 20, 2006


Funny. My much-neglected FF site also pays Mr. F the respect he is due. [self-link, obviously]
posted by brain_drain at 10:28 AM on November 20, 2006


WHO WILL BE EATEN FIRST? NO ONE will be saved! EVERYONE will die and mankind will come to a horrible end!
posted by zsazsa at 10:32 AM on November 20, 2006


There is only one way to be saved!

Release Cthulu?
posted by namespan at 10:34 AM on November 20, 2006


Shoot. I guess you can't even choose to be eaten first anymore.
posted by namespan at 10:40 AM on November 20, 2006


Much better than Ultimate Nightmare/Secret/Extinction/Warren Ellis needs a new garage.

God that sucked.

Not as much as the last episode of Planetary though.

Also Warren Ellis is the only personin the world who likes Studio 60.
posted by Artw at 11:10 AM on November 20, 2006


namespan - only if you're sneaky.
posted by Artw at 11:14 AM on November 20, 2006


Notice the pipe? Methinks that Reed Richards is Bob Dobbs. (or vice-versa!)
posted by C.Batt at 12:45 PM on November 20, 2006


Oh! Oh! I know!

This is the part where we launch the three space-arks to save ourselves, right?
posted by InnocentBystander at 1:40 PM on November 20, 2006


Heh. I thought that was pretty funny. Religious tracts have always been ripe for parody, but there aren't many who take up the task.
posted by BlackLeotardFront at 1:51 PM on November 20, 2006


cute
posted by Smedleyman at 1:57 PM on November 20, 2006


Also Warren Ellis is the only personin the world who likes Studio 60.

Actually he has been fairly critical of Studio 60 aside from this upcoming episode and the pilot.
posted by aburd at 2:40 PM on November 20, 2006


Bummer, I immediately thought the Silver Surfer would be helping us out...but, maybe not...sol?
posted by taosbat at 3:29 PM on November 20, 2006


Pfft. You believers crack me up. I mean, it's always 'the giant guy who lives in the sky' with you people. Answer me this, if Galactus is real, what is he standing on? And where did he get the giant knife and fork?

Next you'll be telling me that you believe in the flying spaghetti monster (no relation to Cthulu who would devour our souls in the blink of an eye, cursed be his name).
posted by quin at 4:05 PM on November 20, 2006


I think sooner or later I'm going to need to grab a cadre of fanatics and stand on a street corner passing these out to people.
posted by cmfletcher at 4:44 PM on November 20, 2006


Also Warren Ellis is the only personin the world who likes Studio 60.

Nah, there's about five more of them over on the TWoP forum for the show. Their posts are full of apology and fear.
posted by sparkletone at 6:03 PM on November 20, 2006


I've been here for years.
posted by cerulgalactus at 7:39 PM on November 20, 2006


Well, months, anyway.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 12:59 AM on November 21, 2006


quin - Galactus stands on his planet/spaceship of course! Between snacks he shrinks down to a mere 50 foot tall and hangs out inside it.
posted by Artw at 2:48 PM on November 21, 2006


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