Comments on: King Tutankhamen's curse

King Tutankhamen's curse

bkudria — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 08:21:01 -0800

Is King Tut's tomb cursed? On February 16, 1923, Egyptologist Howard Carter, his financier George Herbert, 5th Earl of Carnarvon, and Herbert's daughter Lady Evelyn Herbert entered the just-discovered tomb of the Egyptian boy-king Tutankhamen. Newspapers sensationalized the discovery, and told of a curse. Herbert dies in a Cairo hospital at 2 AM on April 5, 1923, only several months later. Supposedly, right at that moment, lights in Cairo go dark, and his dog at his estate back home in England howls and also drops dead.

However, Carter and Lady Evelyn contine living healthy lives, and examination shows that on average, everyone associated with the discovery lived normal-length lives. Herbert was not in good health even before the discovery, and died of blood poisoning from an infected mosquito bite. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, among others, thought it was fungus.

So now, when scientists perform a CT scan of the body, strange stuff happens: "one researcher's vehicle nearly hit a child. Then a huge storm hit. The CT machine, usually reliable, wouldn't work at first. And when researchers finally began the CT scan, one scientist came down with such a violent coughing attack he had to leave." Discoveries made? King Tut was 5'10' an 18-20 years old when he died. He probably died of gangrene from a broken femur, not with a blow to the head as previously thought. His head is cut off, his body is cut in two, and his wrist, shoulder, and elbow joints are disconnected. Oh, and his penis is missing.

By: storybored

storybored — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 08:24:27 -0800

I cannot tell a lie. I took the penis.

By: Blazecock Pileon

Blazecock Pileon — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 08:24:29 -0800

one researcher's vehicle nearly hit a child What was his car insurance premium afterwards?

By: pinespree

pinespree — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 08:25:16 -0800

Well, if it were cursed, I would expect Herbert to die of something like a mosquito bite. I don't exactly believe in things being cursed, but I do like this post. I feel so guilty, but the first thing I thought when I saw the last sentence was 'i'm in ur tomb, stealing ur dong'

By: The Tensor

The Tensor — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 08:26:32 -0800

Howard Carter: i'm in ur t0mb robbing ur gr@ve Ghost of King Tut: O RLY?

By: caddis

caddis — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 08:28:35 -0800

missing?

By: Astro Zombie

Astro Zombie — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 08:37:10 -0800

O rly? Mine was there all along too.

By: hermitosis

hermitosis — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 08:38:39 -0800

Maybe we should ask whoever has Napoleon's.

By: bristolcat

bristolcat — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 08:38:42 -0800

I thought that in a recent news story, they announced they had found the penis, that it had kind of.. *ahem* fallen into the body.

By: weapons-grade pandemonium

weapons-grade pandemonium — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 08:43:51 -0800

Every once in a while I lose my penis, but it always seems to turn up.

By: dr_dank

dr_dank — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 08:48:24 -0800

Every once in a while I lose my penis, but it always seems to turn up. Did you find it on a blanket, next to an old toaster oven?

By: It's Raining Florence Henderson

It's Raining Florence Henderson — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 09:01:42 -0800

King Tut's been posting to AskMe quite a bit, lately.

By: fenriq

fenriq — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 09:07:40 -0800

Wasn't there a song about a detachable penis or was that just a dream I had? pinespree, thanks, that made me laugh and got quizzical looks from my co-workers!

By: Astro Zombie

Astro Zombie — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 09:15:11 -0800

Someone is stealing the great wieners of antiquity! Wasn't that a movie? Oh, no.

By: ninjew

ninjew — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 09:15:26 -0800

Oh there most definitely is. My girlfriend looked at me funny when I started singing along to it on the radio in the car. She had never heard it.

By: fenriq

fenriq — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 09:20:47 -0800

ninjew, thanks!

By: waldo

waldo — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 09:21:25 -0800

Perhaps most shockingly, most of the world's population died after the tomb was opened in 1923. It took a while, though.

By: milarepa

milarepa — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 09:24:55 -0800

"i'm in ur tomb, stealing ur dong" pinespree, you made my day with that. thanks

By: Mister_A

Mister_A — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 09:45:07 -0800

I was just thinking about detachable penis the other day! I was trying to remember the name of the band and all I could come up with was Dinosaur Jr., which I knew was wrong. So yea, wow.

By: argybarg

argybarg — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 09:51:14 -0800

The CT machine, usually reliable, wouldn't work at first. And when researchers finally began the CT scan, one scientist came down with such a violent coughing attack he had to leave. WOULDN'T WORK AT FIRST? a COUGHING ATTACK? My God, it's time just to nuke all King Tut artifacts, and the tomb, from space.

By: ibmcginty

ibmcginty — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 10:02:03 -0800

His penis was there all along. Oh, on preview, Astro Zombia already linked the penis.

By: dbiedny

dbiedny — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 10:08:32 -0800

Astro Zombia already linked the penis My new band name.

By: 2sheets

2sheets — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 10:15:30 -0800

"only several months later" And I had the shits something awful a week after seeing "The Mummy II". Coincidence?

By: loquacious

loquacious — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 10:20:37 -0800

MetaFilter: Linked the penis.

By: R. Mutt

R. Mutt — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 10:33:16 -0800

This just goes to show... even if you work hard, become King as a child, rule of a large portion of the known world, have pyramids and gold coffins bulit in your honor ... all that seems to matter to people is your penis.

By: matteo

matteo — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 10:35:02 -0800

the best argument, like, EV4R, in favor of cremation is that 3,300 years from now strangers on the Internet could make fun of the fact that somebody stole your mummified dick and is probably trying to sell it on eBay (not to mention the prodding your castrated corpse could end up enduring at the hands of some nerds in a foul-smelling university lab) curses are useless if you don't want people to fuck -- literally? -- with your corpse. cremation is the way to go.

By: quin

quin — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 11:04:17 -0800

fenriq : Wasn't there a song about a detachable penis or was that just a dream I had? What's the deal with Detachable Penis? I haven't thought of that song in years and suddenly it's referenced on MeFi twice in less than 24 hours. Clearly there is a cabal at work here.

By: stopgap

stopgap — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 11:11:56 -0800

Isn't 5'10" like freakishly tall for that time?

By: dgaicun

dgaicun — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 11:17:04 -0800

I was trying to remember the name of the band and all I could come up with was Dinosaur Jr King Missile. Martin Scorsese is also a good song.

By: kimota

kimota — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 11:28:42 -0800

"nearly hit a child," "huge storm," "violent coughing attack" != curse. "Jinx," "hex," or "whammy" might be more appropriate. Beware the mummy's whammy!

By: Astro Zombie

Astro Zombie — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 11:34:02 -0800

There is no cabal.

By: eriko

eriko — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 11:51:56 -0800

Yep, Tut went to pieces. He was whole until Carter's excavation. The problem: Resin. Lots of oils and and other goop were poured into the coffins as part of the closing rituals. The Egyptians didn't quite grok exactly why their mummification worked, so they didn't grok that pouring liquids (thus, adding moisture) in wasn't a good idea. Now, time passes -- over three millennia, as a matter of fact, and Carter shows up. He spends a long time arguing with the Egyptians and (very carefully, with a great deal of documentation) clearing the tomb. They finally get to the point where they can actually open the coffin, only to find -- another coffin. Damn. They try to open that, but it ain't moving. They hoist it out, set boards across the sarcophagus, and set it down, because they can't figure out why the damn thing is so heavy. They get the coffin open, only to find -- another coffin... ...made of solid gold... ...lots of gold... ...two hundred and twenty pounds of gold... ..and it's glued into the second coffin by the now congealed oils. Oops. So they open the third coffin, only to find -- a mummy! (thank ghod -- they'd opened four shrines, one sarcophagus, and three coffins to get this far.) With a really wifty mask, that was only about 15 pounds (yes, pounds) of gold. And a mummy. And oils. Or, really, what was left of the oils. Tut wasn't leaving his coffin, because for all intents, he was glued in. So, Carter calls on one Douglas Derry to unwrap and "autopsy" the mummy. This proves to be tough, given the little problem with the glued-in mummy. Derry deals with it, writes the report, and Tut is re-interred, placed on a tray of sand, which is laid into the outer coffin, which is placed back into the Sarcophagus. Unlike all the other New Kingdom Pharaohs, he was found undisturbed in his tomb, so it was treated as both an archaeological dig *and* a royal tomb. He's still there today. Aside -- Sometime in Antiquity, Amenophis II was also restored to his tomb, he spent a good deal of the 20th Century there, but he's been moved to the Cairo Museum. Time passes. Researchers decide that, hey, an X-ray of Tut would be a good idea, and they decided to do it. So, they get a portable unit, and head to the Valley of the Kings, where they open the coffin of Tut, and find out... ...that Tut's a little beside himself. See, nobody had really payed attention to Derry, and how he had managed to unwrap the mummy. The answer was simple -- he'd cut Tut out of his coffin, first the head, then the torso, in two pieces, then then legs. So, while Tut wasn't in the best of shape to start with, he was in much worse shape when Derry was done. Carter did a very credible job in clearing the tomb -- well beyond the standards of the day (but we could have learned so much more now -- we have so many more tools, and we've learned a great deal about the damage clearance causes.) Derry, however, was nothing but a hack.

By: Pastabagel

Pastabagel — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 12:04:36 -0800

How did I know that comment was written by eriko even before I saw his name? Very very cool, eriko, thanks. Does anyone know where the ancient Egyptians got all that gold? I realize Africa in general is rich in gold, but I doubt they knew how to mine it, especially in those quantities...

By: pracowity

pracowity — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 12:10:38 -0800

You know, if there was a curse, the guy who stole Tut's todger would be in for a good arse invasion by demons with barbed prongs.

By: Pastabagel

Pastabagel — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 12:11:30 -0800

curses are useless if you don't want people to fuck -- literally? -- with your corpse. cremation is the way to go. posted by matteo at 1:35 PM EST on November 29 Nooooo. I think it's pretty obvious from eriko's comment that the only way to go is to be encased in 220 lbs of solid gold. for my part, I intend to be encased in uranium, and buried in a lead coffin. When grave robbers crack it open in 3000 years, they'll get a very special high energy curse.

By: The Bellman

The Bellman — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 12:49:49 -0800

I thought that in a recent news story, they announced they had found the penis, that it had kind of.. *ahem* fallen into the body. So what you're saying is that there was more inside? Wish the OP had known that . . .

By: Grangousier

Grangousier — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 13:50:54 -0800

eriko - I went to favourite your comment and ... um ... I think I flagged it instead. Sorry about that.

By: Soliloquy

Soliloquy — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 14:25:25 -0800

Broken femur, gangrene, early death, assorted violations of his grave and person, missing/deflated penis... and the researchers think they were cursed?

By: It's Raining Florence Henderson

It's Raining Florence Henderson — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 14:50:20 -0800

This is nothing compared to The Curse of the Mummenschanz. It's silent, but deadly!

By: terrapin

terrapin — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 14:59:06 -0800

Now, when I die, don't think I'm a nut, don't want no fancy funeral, Just one like ole king Tut. (king Tut)

By: porpoise

porpoise — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 15:36:00 -0800

Speaking of penii, isn't ~~Nostradamus'~~ Rasputin's wang sitting in a glass jar somewhere?

By: Specklet

Specklet — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 16:23:14 -0800

Does anyone know where the ancient Egyptians got all that gold? I realize Africa in general is rich in gold, but I doubt they knew how to mine it, especially in those quantities... It's widely accepted that the Egyptians were mining copper in abundance in the Neolithic period (8,000 years ago), so by the time Tut came around, I bet they had the gold mining thing in spades.

By: eriko

eriko — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 17:40:25 -0800

In terms of wood, Egypt got the shaft. They had some scrawny little trees, and papyrus, but nothing you could even make a decent flagpole out of. In exchange, they got a rock. Well, lots of rocks -- some incredibly high grade limestone and sandstone, for starters, until they figured out how to mine the very nice granite and very, very hard quartzite they had as well. Then they started finding copper, then gold. And more gold. And more gold. And (well, this is getting old.) more gold. And more gold. And more gold. And we're not kidding about the gold. The Armana tablets were a series of letters between various rulers to Amenophis III and Akhenaten. Basically, diplomatic notes and the like. A common lament in the letters was "In your country, gold is like dust. Please send the gold I need to finish my palace." If you take Tutankhamen as a typical example, you have to figure that your typical New Kingdom Pharaoh was buried with about 300 pounds of gold. From the 18th through the 20th Dynasties, there were 32 Pharaohs. 32*300=9600, or damn near five tons of Gold -- just to bury the kings. Egypt lasted as a civilization for two reasons -- the Nile Floods meant you could keep feeding people, and the gold meant you could trade for anything you didn't have. Like wood. Cedar logs from Lebanon were a huge hit in Egypt.

By: cptnrandy

cptnrandy — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 17:44:01 -0800

Actually, the Egyptians got most of their gold from the Nubians. Er, rather took it from them. Gold, oil, what's the difference?

By: crunchland

crunchland — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 17:49:31 -0800

This just goes to show, even if you spend a lot of time writing a thoughtful frontpage post, most members of metafilter will opt to make a comment about the penis.

By: Kid Charlemagne

Kid Charlemagne — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 18:25:13 -0800

In a race to get attention, if the contestants are a missing penis and a car accident that didn't happen, bet on the penis.

By: terrapin

terrapin — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 19:25:57 -0800

hehehehehehe, crunchland said "members."

By: dgaicun

dgaicun — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 21:04:11 -0800

Speaking of penii, isn't Rasputin's wang sitting in a glass jar somewhere? Porn dick in jar. Surprisingly safe for work.

By: grubi

grubi — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 05:50:32 -0800

Is King Tut's tomb cursed? No.

By: bkudria

bkudria — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 06:17:13 -0800

Yeah, sorry about not doing the whole MI thing. It's my first fpp and I've learned my lesson. I'm glad this topic can be so captivating.

By: spock

spock — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 06:54:05 -0800

There is no cabal. The First Rule of the cabal is: You don't talk about the cabal. And Rule Six: There is no Rule Six.

By: eriko

eriko — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 07:55:53 -0800

There was no cabal. Rule six: People who mindlessly recite Python lines are not funny.

By: eriko

eriko — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 08:04:47 -0800

There was no cabal. Rule six: People who mindlessly recite Python lines are not funny. Actually, the Egyptians got most of their gold from the Nubians. Arguable -- that hunk of land wasn't really able to support a civilization, so it sort of bounced back and forth between the Nubian civilizations in the far south and Egypt in the north (generally, the lands between the 2nd and 5th cataracts of the Nile.) During the New Kingdom, there were very large gold mines north of the first cataract -- we have a map, data from the reign of Seti I, to one of the major Egyptian gold mines.