Treading lava in the lake of fire...

December 1, 2006 1:16 PM

DAMN YOU TO HELL!
posted by MaxVonCretin (45 comments total)

So are we collectively damned, or just Matt? :o)
posted by clevershark at 1:20 PM on December 1, 2006

Like I needed your help.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 1:26 PM on December 1, 2006

The Pentagrams are upside down, er. . . right side up. You know what I mean.
posted by mealy-mouthed at 1:29 PM on December 1, 2006

Metafilter...Your Are Damned For Having Sucky FPPs.
posted by ericb at 1:32 PM on December 1, 2006

I tried to damn Dick Cheney, but I didn't have his email address.
posted by Devils Rancher at 1:34 PM on December 1, 2006

Dick's email address - [e-mail]

Now don't abuse that.
posted by Bael'Gar at 1:36 PM on December 1, 2006

Cheney's email is posted on the whitehouse.gov site as [e-mail], Devils Rancher. Kind of odd because W's email isn't listed (but on the suspicion that it was "president@", I damned him just for the hell of it).
posted by caution live frogs at 1:36 PM on December 1, 2006

There's another Metafilter listing: ...Damned For Unrepentant Gratuituous [sic] Maturity!
posted by ericb at 1:37 PM on December 1, 2006

I have to say, the "sodomizedbydemons" tag adds a certain flair to this post.
posted by clevershark at 1:41 PM on December 1, 2006

And one thing about "inverted" pentagrams that's always bugged me -- how do they know when they're really upside down? Maybe they're just leaning 36º to one side or the other. (whoever they are)
posted by Devils Rancher at 1:42 PM on December 1, 2006 [1 favorite]

But I didn't even do anything!
posted by Cyclopsis Raptor at 1:43 PM on December 1, 2006

Looks like a good redesign for MetaTalk.
posted by brain_drain at 1:51 PM on December 1, 2006 [2 favorites]

Greg Nog writes "Well, right. Damned if you do, damned if you don't."

Touché!
posted by clevershark at 1:52 PM on December 1, 2006

brain_drain writes "Looks like a good redesign for MetaTalk."

It's certainly in line with the "form follows function" theory of design.
posted by clevershark at 1:53 PM on December 1, 2006

I wanted to add "Jon Gay," damned for inventing Flash, but didn't have his email, either...
posted by jpburns at 1:55 PM on December 1, 2006

Damned to email collection/spam hell?
posted by robot at 2:08 PM on December 1, 2006

Why are some names X'ed out?
posted by mrgrimm at 2:28 PM on December 1, 2006

Yeah, how do I get x'ed out?
(Assuming my name is there...)
posted by wendell at 2:30 PM on December 1, 2006

All right, which one of you damned Morrissey for "Being Morrissey"?

Funny.
posted by nathancaswell at 2:31 PM on December 1, 2006

Names are X'ed out because the damner can undamn the damnee.
posted by nathancaswell at 2:32 PM on December 1, 2006

Nancy Grace.
posted by unSane at 2:42 PM on December 1, 2006

All right, which one of you damned Morrissey for "Being Morrissey"?

My money's on jonmc.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 3:00 PM on December 1, 2006

Make your damnations count people, I just damned my roommate for "Literally turning into a zombie when drunk" and immediately wished I'd damned him for "Fucking his boss. Twice." (True).
posted by nathancaswell at 3:31 PM on December 1, 2006

Although the two are somewhat related.
posted by nathancaswell at 3:31 PM on December 1, 2006

Metafilter: Damned for insufficient adoration of Quonsar.
Damn you too!
posted by nj_subgenius at 3:36 PM on December 1, 2006

Yeah but was the boss hot?
posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 3:51 PM on December 1, 2006

When we asked him that very question his eyes drifted, clearly trying to figure out how to put it in the best way.

So, no.
posted by nathancaswell at 4:10 PM on December 1, 2006

Yeah but was the boss hot?

Yeah -- prolly, since his roommate likely had his/her beer/wine/whiskey goggles on at the time.
posted by ericb at 4:11 PM on December 1, 2006

creepy.
posted by WaterSprite at 4:17 PM on December 1, 2006

Stewart Whiteson - Damned for: Asshattery

Ok, which of you did this?
posted by arcticwoman at 4:36 PM on December 1, 2006

Mathowie: Damned for Filtering Meta

OK, who was that?
posted by divabat at 4:42 PM on December 1, 2006

I dunno, but a little birdie told me that fidgets is responsible for:

Boingboing.net: Damned for Subway Anagrams, Et Al.
posted by nathancaswell at 4:52 PM on December 1, 2006

I was saddened to see Kilroy damned - "for being here," of course.
posted by wandering steve at 5:18 PM on December 1, 2006

So glad we have the chance to damn back...
posted by Hicksu at 5:19 PM on December 1, 2006

Huh, so this explains why someone just damned me to hell.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 5:27 PM on December 1, 2006 [1 favorite]

Tapes: Damned for being eaten
posted by IronLizard at 6:31 PM on December 1, 2006

JebusKrist on a stick! For all those emails you just damned, get ready for spam!

Maybe I'll just damn EVB.
posted by Extopalopaketle at 6:46 PM on December 1, 2006

That's just mean.
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 7:57 PM on December 1, 2006

I thought the PP mention was the funniest.
posted by Liosliath at 8:00 PM on December 1, 2006

fuck everyone who put my email addy in that thing.

but fuck Rebecca especially, because you know you like it.
posted by quonsar at 9:09 PM on December 1, 2006

Joe: Just for the hell of it LMAO.

I can't catch a break today!
posted by Cyclopsis Raptor at 9:53 PM on December 1, 2006

you can use fake email addresses and then send an email to someone pointing it out to them yourself or some such.
posted by weretable and the undead chairs at 11:36 PM on December 1, 2006

Bunnyfire appeared on mine. WTF?
posted by grouse at 2:21 AM on December 2, 2006

Your mom seems to be repeatedly dammed to hell for a variety of reasons.
posted by micayetoca at 6:02 AM on December 2, 2006

Well, she deserves it.
posted by brundlefly at 12:13 PM on December 2, 2006