Comments on: Yikes.

Yikes.

boo_radley — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 16:13:55 -0800

There is irrefutable proof here that relates to 9/11, judicial and prosecutal corruption, corruption in the FBI, police corruption. I am firmly convinced that the members of the evil shadow government identified on this page, and their microwaving agents have come into being to bring to this world their ruler, SATAN and that the world is in its "end times" . I believe that these evil agents of SATAN are responsible for past acts which are in part described on this page. However I do believe that people can survive these times if they are prepared.

By: maxwelton

maxwelton — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 16:19:28 -0800

I must conclude there is a 1:1 correlation between the ability to design and code a html page so it doesn't look like utter dreck and how sharp you are vis a vis the other knives in the drawer.

By: Astro Zombie

Astro Zombie — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 16:20:23 -0800

What is it about crazy people that makes them so eggregiously abuse laying out text with eye-busting uses of ALL CAPS, the color red, and underlining things?

By: Astro Zombie

Astro Zombie — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 16:20:49 -0800

I see maxwelton and me reached the same conclusion simulateneously.

By: The Deej

The Deej — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 16:24:35 -0800

This affects everyone... by crashing their browser!!!!! (OK, well, mine anyway.)

By: Ironmouth

Ironmouth — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 16:25:02 -0800

By: boo_radley

boo_radley — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 16:26:43 -0800

Look, just because the text (nevermind images) of this web page is just shy of 160KB doesn't mean he's insane.

By: Smedleyman

Smedleyman — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 16:31:49 -0800

Hell, I agree with him. We really ought to get this guy STAN.

By: lekvar

lekvar — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 16:34:26 -0800

You're right, boo. There's plenty of other evedence, so why just pick on his typography skills?

By: owhydididoit

owhydididoit — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 16:39:40 -0800

I wonder what his sister thinks about all of this.

By: It's Raining Florence Henderson

It's Raining Florence Henderson — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 16:42:40 -0800

Now normally, the end of the world would be the perfect time to say, "I told you so," but for once, nobody saw it coming. For one thing, the Rapture came on a Friday afternoon, which seems unnecessarily cruel. Surely a merciful God would end the world on a Monday. And after I worked overtime all week to get The Presentation done! Of course the real insult was finding out my idiot boss got called up. What makes that self-righteous prick so special? Now there'll be no living with him. Which, I suppose now that I think about it, won't really be a problem after all. Heh! That just brought the first smile of the week. So what's the protocol here, anyway? Do we get to bugger off early for the end of the world? It's been four days, already, and no announcement from management on how this affects our PTO policies. Figures. The extension for HR is 666.

By: BillsR100

BillsR100 — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 16:45:20 -0800

I wonder if he's friends with This guy? They both think the world's coming to an end, AND they apparently took the same teach youself HTML class! (snicker)

By: donfactor

donfactor — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 16:52:02 -0800

I don't know what this guy's end of days scenario is but the most popular one has all of the saved ones being lifted up bodily at the same time without their clothes or false teeth, hairpieces or plastic boobs. What interests me most is does anyone have any suggestions where the best seats might be to watch the show. Because I want one.

By: localhuman

localhuman — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 16:54:08 -0800

that shit crashed my firefox jerk! my ff hasn't crashed since, like a long time ago/never. i had 14 very, very precious windows open, and now i'll have to go into my history to find out all the great pron i had been browsing. thanks.

By: mr_roboto

mr_roboto — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 16:55:23 -0800

Wow. David Berkowitz, Lee Harvey Oswald, and Janet Reno.

By: Postroad

Postroad — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 17:13:37 -0800

Wll he has convinced me. What do I do now?

By: EatTheWeak

EatTheWeak — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 17:14:42 -0800

Wait, what? I couldn't even make out what he was talking about under that tinfoil hat. Pedophiles? Satan? Spray-on solar cells? Sounds like a fantastic tale, if only I could piece it together. Talk about burying the lede!

By: noble_rot

noble_rot — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 17:15:00 -0800

TimeCube was so five years ago.

By: EatTheWeak

EatTheWeak — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 17:17:19 -0800

Oh, right and microwave weapons. Hot shit, this is franchise material!

By: Artw

Artw — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 17:23:18 -0800

but since time is cubical that makes it so happening and now!

By: chairface

chairface — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 17:29:36 -0800

I wish my car ran on crazy.

By: peeping_Thomist

peeping_Thomist — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 17:34:51 -0800

Ironmouth: "I think the reason they use such terrible coding is that they are certain they are right and don't understand why others don't believe them.." Sadly, it's a classic sign of psychopathology. (Wish I could remember where I read about this...) I remember back in the 70's and 80's when crazy people on streetcorners would hand out leaflets explaining their conspiracy theories, the leaflets were always formatted with words covering every single square inch of paper, in much the same way as their spoken words were very compressed and flowed too rapidly to make much sense. Nowadays I guess such people set up websites, but apparently they have the same kinds of problems adjusting their message to the new format. I remember back when this guy was spending his whole (fairly substantial) inheritance to publicize his theory that Stephen King murdered John Lennon. He drove around the country in a van filled with these batshitinsane pamphlets. I'm glad to see that now he has a website. I hope it's cut down his costs a little.

By: randomination

randomination — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 17:35:35 -0800

I think the reason they use such terrible coding is that they are certain they are right and don't understand why others don't believe them. They must assume it is a function of not yelling or formatting loud enough. Mmm. Can somebody perhaps have a go at designing and coding a Web 2.0 crank theory site? It could include nice round gradients with flames lapping at the bottom, ALL CAPS but in a sans-serif, pastel font, and an Ajax live search of conspiracies with a full user-contributed taxonomy. And it could be called it Nuttr.

By: fenriq

fenriq — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 17:41:08 -0800

Can someone teach me how to format louder?

By: caddis

caddis — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 17:42:42 -0800

Wow, I hope this guy owns lots of stock in Alcoa, the tinfoil company.

By: fenriq

fenriq — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 17:42:49 -0800

Also, the site is nicely summed by this gem, "To me photovoltaics is a gift from God."

By: The Deej

The Deej — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 17:55:22 -0800

WHEN EVERY LINE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THEN NONE OF THEM ARE IMPORTANT!

By: spitbull

spitbull — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 18:11:31 -0800

And it could be called it Nuttr. Not WACKipedia?

By: jam_pony

jam_pony — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 18:23:15 -0800

Not to feed the loonies or anything, but his references to the government "microwaving" people's heads is very close to truth. See for example, this Wired article on the U.S. military's new millimeter-wave weapons. Apparently they're now certified for use in Iraq.

By: jam_pony

jam_pony — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 18:29:34 -0800

Erp, correction. The idea that mysterious persons are covertly harming oneself is a classic symptom of mental conditions. What I meant was only that there are weapons approximately answering the description of microwaving people. The targets are presumably other than this guy and the effects are different that he describes.

By: clevershark

clevershark — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 18:33:56 -0800

This guy should definitely switch to decaf.

By: pyramid termite

pyramid termite — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 18:39:41 -0800

Learn how they are now hiring sociopaths to microwave citizens well, you didn't think that normal people would be willing to do that for a living, did you?

By: IronWolve

IronWolve — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 19:26:53 -0800

I think the guy is right on some points, but just writing letters and calling people doesnt mean you will make a change. And getting fucked over in court is pretty common for all men, hes taking it personally. BTW, I'm seeing lots of news and pictures on microwave weapons, how they are non-leathal, but hurt like hell. Great for torture as its not classified as torture by the Government. I wont how long it will be before they use it in the US, I expect to see it used in prisons, then WTO protests.

By: gordie

gordie — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 19:27:52 -0800

I, for one, buy all of this. Disturbingly similar events have occurred in my life, such as when a self proclaimed closet fag in the Black Tuna Gang destroyed all of my efforts at developing photovoltaics and demonstrating their heavenly powers at junior high school science fairs (needless to say, I was also assaulted with microwaves). As he reminds us, Jesus Christ also went through comparable ordeals with the closet fag romans. EVIL! I may be misunderstanding something. Nonetheless, I went ahead and subscribed to the newsletter. I suspect it is written with several colors of crayon on a stapled together stack of waffle house napkins, and that I will find two or three in my mailbox every day.

By: StarForce5

StarForce5 — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 19:35:35 -0800

Finally someone has the guts to reveal the hidden connections between 9/11, Satan, Photovoltaics, JFK, Cuba, Hitler, federal judges, high energy weapons, Utilitarianism, Key Biscayne Police, cold fusion, particle beams, Janet Reno, the Catholic Church, the CIA, and Jane Curtan. How could we not see this before? WHO ARE THE HIDDEN ONES? ARE WE BLIND?? WE MUST WARN THE OTHERS! We need IMG tags! We need BLINKtags! Why is Metafilter censoring us? WE CAN NOT WARN the others without PROPER HTML TAGS!!!

By: quonsar

quonsar — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 19:43:57 -0800

i have a black tuna. in my closet fag pants.

By: MrMoonPie

MrMoonPie — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 19:49:38 -0800

I must conclude there is a 1:1 correlation between the ability to design and code a html page so it doesn't look like utter dreck and how sharp you are vis a vis the other knives in the drawer.

I so way beat you to it, dude.

By: I Am Not a Lobster

I Am Not a Lobster — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 20:13:08 -0800

I have to admit that I didn't read that whole page. I'm sorry, everyone.

By: T.D. Strange

T.D. Strange — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 20:41:22 -0800

"that shit crashed my firefox jerk! my ff hasn't crashed since, like a long time ago/never. i had 14 very, very precious windows open, and now i'll have to go into my history to find out all the great pron i had been browsing. thanks." Upgrade to 2.0, restore tabs rocks.

By: cgc373

cgc373 — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 20:41:44 -0800

I'm an asshole, I guess, since I didn't even allow the whole page to load. I am ashamed of myself.

By: Astro Zombie

Astro Zombie — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 20:41:52 -0800

I can't wait until crazy discovers Web 2.0. It'll be interactive!

By: Pollomacho

Pollomacho — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 20:44:12 -0800

Sorry man, I'm not buying it. Everyone knows SATAN is dead.

By: Goofyy

Goofyy — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 21:22:57 -0800

This scum dares to dis Jane Curtan?! She's the incarnation of Mary Magdylene! Woe be unto him, he shall wish he'd never been born! Microwaves are too good for him. On bad days, I have the fear that the nutters are too close to the truth. Even broken clocks are right, twice a day. Surely it is the case that somewhere, some nutter is 85% right in his ravings.

By: maxwelton

maxwelton — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 21:28:33 -0800

MrMoonPie, I now must conclude, as usual, I am late to the party vis a vis the vis a vis.

By: tehloki

tehloki — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 21:29:33 -0800

Please don't post whacked-out shit like this; It almost makes me want to trust the government.

By: arcticwoman

arcticwoman — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 21:30:31 -0800

What interests me most is does anyone have any suggestions where the best seats might be to watch the show. Right inside one of those megachurches. Watch the look on the minister's face as a dozen or so (out of several thousand) people disappear, and everyone realizes the minister is still there.

By: caddis

caddis — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 22:13:23 -0800

By: aeschenkarnos

aeschenkarnos — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 22:15:04 -0800

Right inside one of those megachurches. Watch the look on the minister's face as a dozen or so (out of several thousand) people disappear, and everyone realizes the minister is still there. Realization 1: The minister didn't get raptured. Realization 2: I didn't get raptured. Realization 3: That asshole who lives across the street got raptured. Realization 4: Who can I sue for this?

By: caddis

caddis — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 22:19:15 -0800

Lucky me, the judge and my lawyer didn't get raptured either.

By: sparkletone

sparkletone — Wed, 06 Dec 2006 01:43:30 -0800

Don't worry. All of this will be taken care of by President-maybe-to-be, John K. Hodgman. The Reptiloids are displeased with our current "leadership." And so: "So tonight, on behalf of my Reptiloid masters, I am announcing that I will very seriously consider running for President, maybe." -- John K. Hodgman. Go back to bed, Citizens. All of this will be taken care of soon.

By: moonbiter

moonbiter — Wed, 06 Dec 2006 05:50:19 -0800

Sadly, it's a classic sign of psychopathology. (Wish I could remember where I read about this...) This is absolutely right. peeping_Thomist, you may have read about this in PSY 101 Introduction to Psychology. It's often seen in schizophrenia (you might also remember Louis Wain's Fractal Cats, which are a similar manifestation of this).

By: moonbiter

moonbiter — Wed, 06 Dec 2006 05:51:46 -0800

Oops, make that peeping_Thomist.

By: Enron Hubbard

Enron Hubbard — Wed, 06 Dec 2006 06:06:20 -0800

Janet Reno who in my opinion is the most corrupt and incompetent government official I have ever had contact with. At least he's somewhat right about Janet Reno. I always thought she was in league with Satan, but the MOST corrupt and incompetent? He must not have been paying attention for the last six years. I've had a sneaking suspicion for a long time that there is a government agency somewhere that churns out these bad conspiracy websites. What better way to hide the REAL nefarious shit that actually gets pulled than to bury the truth in an avalanche of bad HTML? Everybody that works there used to make up stuff to feed the USSR back in the good old days, but since the Soviet demise, they have been re-assigned. So now, somewhere deep in the bowels of a gray, nondescript building in D.C there are a bunch of oldsters reading this very thread and giving each other high-fives for another job well done.

By: peeping_Thomist

peeping_Thomist — Wed, 06 Dec 2006 06:42:06 -0800

I'm pleased to see that Steve Lightfoot, the crazy guy who claims Stephen King murdered John Lennon, is using his website for more than just publishing his pamphlets on the net. He is also using the website to organize. Specifically, to organize a "Find Your Spine" rally this Friday in Santa Rosa. I like that over time he has grown kind of philosophical about it all: "Now is your chance to prove to yourselves and your kids you're not political wimps after all. That you do take a stand. Or not. It's up to all of you, not me."

By: Astro Zombie

Astro Zombie — Wed, 06 Dec 2006 08:03:26 -0800

I love that guy. He actually makes a compelling, if totally balmy, case on the Stephen King subject.

By: parmanparman

parmanparman — Wed, 06 Dec 2006 08:38:39 -0800

Can I join the Black Tuna Gang?

By: tehloki

tehloki — Wed, 06 Dec 2006 09:56:26 -0800

Sorry, you need more street cred. Can I recommend some online pharmaceuticals?

By: davejay

davejay — Wed, 06 Dec 2006 10:54:11 -0800

If Firefox always crashes on pages like this -- well, if that isn't a bug but a feature, I don't know what is.

By: andywolf

andywolf — Thu, 07 Dec 2006 17:32:01 -0800

He had me at. The effect of mass low level microwaving is to create a nation of Zombies.