Bush screwed the pooch
You could have guessed that junior would screw the pooch. It’s in his character. Dad knew it would happen. Dad’s friends tried to warn the kid. But Junior, being Junior, took the pooch out for a broadway show and then cocktails and, well, one thing led to another.
I was so used to get up early in the morning and run to the stores to get my cheese wheels......So I got up this morning and but no where to go.
I even got a call from a supermarket here in NJ, saying they got some cheese wheels and asking me when can I come to pick them up.
Today December 2 I go to the market and buy a package of Swiss Knight Cheese Fondue. On the front of the package it is stated that the contents are a Certificate for 500 AA Miles and so much “Real Cheese Fondue.” When I open the package I find the Certificate but no Fondue. Upon contacting Emmi I am informed that they ran out of cheese and on December 1 they decided that they did not want to buy any more cheese. I am then told that as compensation for not receiving the Fondue I will be given a jar of Gerber Baby Food if I jump through some hoops.
BETTER LISTEN UP BAKER! GOD ALREADY TOOK ONE OF YOUR GRANDCHILDREN DUE TO YOUR TAMPERING WITH HIS ETERNAL LAND COVENANT AND DUE TO YOUR SECRETIVE PLOTS WITH THE SAUDIS TO DESTROY THE JEWS! WHEN YOU MEDDLE WITH HIS LAND COVENANT AND HIS PEOPLE, YOU ARE POKING GOD IN HIS EYE! HE WILL LAY YOU LOW FOR YOUR FOOLISHNESS!
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