Commercial Censored by Jumpcut.com
December 7, 2006 4:59 PM   Subscribe

Commercial Censored by Jumpcut.com in Doritos Super Bowl ad competition. People complained that it wasn't "family orientated" and Jumpcut restricted its access. The video is a fake Doritos commercial with hot girl having an orgasm!
posted by dirvish (19 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: this post sucks and it's likely your myspace page



 
Not so much, no.
posted by rxrfrx at 5:05 PM on December 7, 2006


Dark purple writing on a black background. Yet another reason why myspace should die a horrible, horrible death.
posted by clevershark at 5:07 PM on December 7, 2006


(Slightly less hot than) red hot blues.
posted by oxonium at 5:09 PM on December 7, 2006


A fake Doritos commercial with a hot girl having an orgasm!


A fake Doritos commercial with a hot girl having an orgasm!


A fake Doritos commercial with a hot girl having an orgasm!


There's something beautiful, somthing timelessly compelling, about that phrase.


A fake Doritos commerical with a hot girl having an orgasm!
posted by mr_roboto at 5:09 PM on December 7, 2006


FIGHT TEH CENSORSHIP!!
posted by mrnutty at 5:16 PM on December 7, 2006


What the fuck is jumpcut.com and why would I give a shit whether they show fake Doritos ads in their entirety or not?
posted by Mayor Curley at 5:22 PM on December 7, 2006 [1 favorite]


Oh shit, hold on, I nearly forgot:


So these fake Doritos, they vibrate?
posted by mr_roboto at 5:26 PM on December 7, 2006


Doritos is a brand of flavored tortilla chips produced since 1966 by the American food company Frito-Lay (a division of PepsiCo, Inc.)

Coincidence? I think not.
posted by grouse at 5:27 PM on December 7, 2006


So let me get this straight. You linked to a barely readable MySpace blog entry which has a URL in plain text, that I am meant to copy and paste, and then give registration details to some other web site I've never heard of in order to see a stupid video?

No thank you.
posted by grouse at 5:30 PM on December 7, 2006


dirvish, you clearly misunderstood the sidebar. The contest is for best post of the month, not worst post of the month.

And you spelled "dervish" wrong, too.
posted by googly at 5:41 PM on December 7, 2006 [1 favorite]


So you haven't posted a comment on MeFi since March of 2005, and then you post this as an FPP?

Hmmm ....
posted by Alt F4 at 5:45 PM on December 7, 2006


Dunno about a Nintendo Wii, or even the iPods, but dirvish is a clear winner for the Magnavox Odyssey.
posted by Smart Dalek at 5:47 PM on December 7, 2006


Shouldn't she have the orgasm *after* she eats the Doritos?

The orgasm is also not very realistic. Not even as good as those hair shampoo commercials.
posted by mrgrimm at 6:24 PM on December 7, 2006


Also, I wouldn't call this censorship. YouTube does the same thing. Depending on the audience to mark "adult" content will always result in blurry lines.
posted by mrgrimm at 6:26 PM on December 7, 2006


This is still better than the Cheap Trick post.
posted by interrobang at 6:27 PM on December 7, 2006 [1 favorite]


You've lost that argument already, interrobang. Surrender.
posted by cortex at 6:35 PM on December 7, 2006


Heh, I did a little digging and found out the last post by dirvish was a selflink. The whois info leads to 3fingersalute.com and while that domain isn't around anymore it lists dirvish as the web designer.

Oh, by the way, the location of 3 finger salute is Chico, CA. The location of this myspace page? Chico, CA. Considering this post is so crappy I'm guessing this is some kind of self-link too.
posted by bob sarabia at 6:40 PM on December 7, 2006


You're my hero, bob sarabia. Flagged as "it breaks the guidelines."
posted by grouse at 6:49 PM on December 7, 2006


Transgressor! Transgressor!

This is still better than the Cheap Trick post.

Agreed. I stayed 20 miles away from that bag of flaming crap.
posted by mrgrimm at 6:52 PM on December 7, 2006


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