Oy, vey iz mir gewalt!

December 11, 2006 3:06 PM

To life. To life! L'canine. For Jewish dogs. Um, yeah. Okay.
posted by John of Michigan (12 comments total)

Don't forget the Bark Mitzvahs.
posted by piratebowling at 3:10 PM on December 11, 2006

Mazel Ruff.
posted by mzurer at 3:24 PM on December 11, 2006

are there mohels for dogs too?
posted by MonkeySaltedNuts at 3:43 PM on December 11, 2006

are there mohels for dogs too?

That has to be one of the worst comments I've ever read here. Well done.
posted by loquacious at 4:03 PM on December 11, 2006

And for when it's not shabbat, a kipah and some "Chewish" (100% kosher) toys for your observant pet.

(Note the stuffed "moyel" scissors for the recently over-circumsized dog)
posted by landedjentry at 5:00 PM on December 11, 2006

Yeah, but circumcising a dog can be a bitch.
posted by Smedleyman at 5:49 PM on December 11, 2006

Huh...if I remember correctly, they dropped their prices following Halloween...
posted by inigo2 at 6:03 PM on December 11, 2006

Do you have to teach your dog to daven before the bark mitzvah? Do they eat or read the Torah portion?
posted by QIbHom at 7:41 PM on December 11, 2006

The dog technically can't wear Tallit until after the Bark Mitzvah. ; )

My dog has several of the Jewish dog toys, though: Schlep the camel, Gefilte the fish, Trayf the pig, Meeskeit the mouse, and Gelt. They're some of his favorite toys.
posted by SisterHavana at 11:38 PM on December 11, 2006

The pun works better with "l'calev" instead of "l'canine".
posted by RavinDave at 12:30 AM on December 12, 2006

Metafilter: Are there mohels for dogs?
posted by ericbop at 9:46 AM on December 12, 2006

#loquacious: That has to be one of the worst comments I've ever read here. Well done.

Jeez, can't you give me a +favorite. I would like others to see this in my profile when they check out my lack of taste.
posted by MonkeySaltedNuts at 4:49 PM on December 12, 2006