Comments on: Oy, vey iz mir gewalt!

Oy, vey iz mir gewalt!

John of Michigan — Mon, 11 Dec 2006 15:06:34 -0800

To life. To life! L'canine. For Jewish dogs. Um, yeah. Okay.

By: piratebowling

piratebowling — Mon, 11 Dec 2006 15:10:34 -0800

Don't forget the Bark Mitzvahs.

By: mzurer

mzurer — Mon, 11 Dec 2006 15:24:53 -0800

Mazel Ruff.

By: MonkeySaltedNuts

MonkeySaltedNuts — Mon, 11 Dec 2006 15:43:53 -0800

are there mohels for dogs too?

By: loquacious

loquacious — Mon, 11 Dec 2006 16:03:17 -0800

are there mohels for dogs too? That has to be one of the worst comments I've ever read here. Well done.

By: landedjentry

landedjentry — Mon, 11 Dec 2006 17:00:15 -0800

And for when it's not shabbat, a kipah and some "Chewish" (100% kosher) toys for your observant pet. (Note the stuffed "moyel" scissors for the recently over-circumsized dog)

By: Smedleyman

Smedleyman — Mon, 11 Dec 2006 17:49:15 -0800

Yeah, but circumcising a dog can be a bitch.

By: inigo2

inigo2 — Mon, 11 Dec 2006 18:03:20 -0800

Huh...if I remember correctly, they dropped their prices following Halloween...

By: QIbHom

QIbHom — Mon, 11 Dec 2006 19:41:58 -0800

Do you have to teach your dog to daven before the bark mitzvah? Do they eat or read the Torah portion?

By: SisterHavana

SisterHavana — Mon, 11 Dec 2006 23:38:27 -0800

The dog technically can't wear Tallit until after the Bark Mitzvah. ; ) My dog has several of the Jewish dog toys, though: Schlep the camel, Gefilte the fish, Trayf the pig, Meeskeit the mouse, and Gelt. They're some of his favorite toys.

By: RavinDave

RavinDave — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 00:30:22 -0800

The pun works better with "l'calev" instead of "l'canine".

By: ericbop

ericbop — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 09:46:21 -0800

Metafilter: Are there mohels for dogs?

By: MonkeySaltedNuts

MonkeySaltedNuts — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 16:49:34 -0800

#loquacious: That has to be one of the worst comments I've ever read here. Well done. Jeez, can't you give me a +favorite. I would like others to see this in my profile when they check out my lack of taste.