Comments on: BAD DOG

BAD DOG

loquacious — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 22:16:12 -0800

THE BEST USB DRIVE EVAR!! (flash video.) Via here and here.

By: fenriq

fenriq — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 22:25:40 -0800

Except that its not a USB drive, it has no storage, just a humpadelic action. But it is pretty funny. How soon until someone makes a hot chick one of these? Hell, whole pron recreations with USB power? I do love this funny, funky world!

By: luftmensch

luftmensch — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 22:29:08 -0800

High-tech wind-up toy. Really, I like it.

By: arto

arto — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 22:42:25 -0800

Not a USB drive? Bummer, man. I was really hoping each, uh, thrust indicated data transfer or something.

By: fenriq

fenriq — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 22:53:06 -0800

arto, write up a business plan and I will happily become an investor! As long as the first model is Jenna Jameson and it can talk or, at least, moan.

By: Effigy2000

Effigy2000 — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 23:22:21 -0800

Meh. And also, worst use of the batshitinsane tag ever.

By: squidfartz

squidfartz — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 23:26:02 -0800

I want a humpy usb chick. and how.

By: loquacious

loquacious — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 23:39:48 -0800

And also, worst use of the batshitinsane tag ever. In retrospect, and learning that it's not actually a storage drive, you're probably right. Removed.

By: zardoz

zardoz — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 23:41:15 -0800

We're all doomed.

By: Effigy2000

Effigy2000 — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 23:46:28 -0800

Perhaps somewhat ironically, on learning that it's not actually a storage drive, I would like to remove my 'Meh' and replace it with a 'Heh.'

By: fandango_matt

fandango_matt — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 23:52:40 -0800

Possible product name: "Hump drives."

By: loquacious

loquacious — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 23:55:51 -0800

We're all doomed. Exactly my point! Also, I'm not sure if that comment is eponysterical or not. Sean Connery in red leather short-shorts is pretty doomed, though.

By: unmake

unmake — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 00:02:23 -0800

I guess there'll be a lot more USB-powered gags in the future.. And eventually some semi-talented 'artist' will make USB-powered sculptures? Meh. More fodder for the landfills.

By: phyrewerx

phyrewerx — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 00:09:10 -0800

There's this idea I like to see made. Inflatable UBC drives, wowie!

By: drezdn

drezdn — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 07:08:00 -0800

I couldn't look away. Until I did.

By: davy

davy — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 07:25:12 -0800

Shouldn't this be marked "NSFW"?

By: blag

blag — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 07:30:57 -0800

only if you work in a dog pound

By: Smart Dalek

Smart Dalek — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 07:33:01 -0800

Here y'go, loq - you've bagged yourself an Atari 2600 with a copy of Custer's Revenge. Though the 3DO was given away earlier, you can still have the Plumbers Don't Wear Ties disc for that system.

By: loquacious

loquacious — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 07:52:07 -0800

Sweet!! I've been looking for that cart for years and years, and, well, any functioning 2600 is a welcome addition to the morgue. Is joke. I do not collect old console systems, but I have had friends who do so in a most upsettingly unwholesome and maniacal manner. However, I do run a small but warm and welcoming home for handheld computers of all vintages.

By: ifranzen

ifranzen — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 08:20:15 -0800

YouTube link.

By: Milkman Dan

Milkman Dan — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 08:25:39 -0800

Oh man, that reminds me...I still totally want one of these wooden memory sticks for Christmas.

By: fenriq

fenriq — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 08:29:47 -0800

Well, damn, would you look at that? I ask and its already been deliverd.

By: loquacious

loquacious — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 08:34:53 -0800

Sweet edible bootliners! We are doomed.

By: maudlin

maudlin — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 08:44:19 -0800

The YouTube version pixellates the -- err, metal piece that fits in the USB slot. (WTF do you call that anyway?) That's funny, in a meta-reference to YouTube NSFW standards. I think.

By: loquacious

loquacious — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 08:46:31 -0800

WTF do you call that anyway? A dongle? What'd I say? Dongle. Dongle. Dongle. Doggle?

By: wfc123

wfc123 — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 09:06:46 -0800

It's pixellated as a joke. In Japan, they pixellate the genetalia on all porn.

By: fenriq

fenriq — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 09:14:29 -0800

I always just thought Japanese people had a blur cloud where their genitals were. Thanks for clearing that up, wfc123!

By: Mitheral

Mitheral — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 10:23:16 -0800

unmake writes "And eventually some semi-talented 'artist' will make USB-powered sculptures?" They'd only be limited by the 500mA available on the bus. Milkman Dan writes "I still totally want one of these wooden memory sticksfor Christmas." I think I've found a use for that 32MB memory stick I've got sitting on my desk.

By: Mitheral

Mitheral — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 11:16:03 -0800

Damn it Matt.

By: fenriq

fenriq — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 12:16:32 -0800

Also, this page has three versions of the humpin' dog AND a Chameleon with CrAzY eYeS (scroll down).

By: Mitheral

Mitheral — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 12:26:19 -0800

That Chameleon would be nifty if you could program it to react to system events. IE: instead of the warning bong the lizard goes crazy.

By: loquacious

loquacious — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 12:39:49 -0800

MetaFilter: Warning Bong. The Lizard Goes Crazy.

By: clevershark

clevershark — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 13:16:16 -0800

Every time I see this video I die a little inside.

By: tehloki

tehloki — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 16:47:57 -0800

This isn't funny, so I'm going to assume it's guerilla marketing. I will be walking down the street tomorrow and suddenly, without warning, I will crave mountain dew.

By: NewBornHippy

NewBornHippy — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 23:18:57 -0800

That USB twig site is creepy. They sell hats made of human hair! Some other products are hilarious, some NSFW. (Not to derail though.)

By: NewBornHippy

NewBornHippy — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 23:32:12 -0800

WTF do you call that anyway? Please take this to AskMefi.

By: fenriq

fenriq — Thu, 14 Dec 2006 09:57:09 -0800

And then there's news of the USB Octopus that pulses blue during data transfers.