Support your people

December 13, 2006 11:08 PM

Support your people
posted by theemperorhasnoclotheson (24 comments total)

There is a brief amount of nipple visible so maybe this should be tagged?
posted by GavinR at 11:31 PM on December 13, 2006

Sorry, I must have missed that. NSFW then.
posted by theemperorhasnoclotheson at 11:34 PM on December 13, 2006

I think those are Jews.
posted by Meatbomb at 11:36 PM on December 13, 2006

Eponysterical.
posted by greycap at 11:38 PM on December 13, 2006

jewish boobies
posted by growabrain at 11:46 PM on December 13, 2006

Jewbies!
posted by jonson at 11:59 PM on December 13, 2006

boobalas? [Yinglish joke, sorry]
posted by blahblahblah at 12:07 AM on December 14, 2006

if you go to the website there are other ads.

one implies apparently that assassinations are a normal line of work for a Jew.

this one is, uh, about penises or whatever.
posted by mano at 12:11 AM on December 14, 2006

Hey, Mel Gibson, now we're talking sugar tits!
posted by flapjax at midnite at 12:45 AM on December 14, 2006

To put this in context; imagine if the three losers in the contest for the girl were black (say) and the guy grabbing (protecting?) her tits was white. How funny would that be?

So what difference that they're Jewish. Stinking racism.
posted by kingzog at 1:01 AM on December 14, 2006

one implies apparently that assassinations are a normal line of work for a Jew.
wtf? dumbest of teh intrenets..

lets waste precious effort in dividing the world more
posted by borq at 1:46 AM on December 14, 2006

for the record, I learned how to assassinate in hrebrew school, right after learning gimmel.
posted by allen.spaulding at 3:11 AM on December 14, 2006

one implies apparently that assassinations are a normal line of work for a Jew

Could someone explain this video to me? I really tried hard, but I do not understand what the fuck is happenning on this planet anymore.
posted by Meatbomb at 3:11 AM on December 14, 2006

hrebrew. Great. Alas, my training instructs me to take myself out. It'll be like Masada, but about spelling. All in the name of Moses.
posted by allen.spaulding at 3:20 AM on December 14, 2006

I think I could make viral marketing videos, too. Something like this, right?

<sub>Anwärterin Helga Schmidt stands in the cold at the Auschwitz railhead, giving the Sonderkommando a taste of her whip to wake them up. They'll need to work tirelessly if she's going to get back to the guard house before Standartenführer Neumann is finished his shift. She wonders if he even notices her... but it does seem that when she enters the canteen he tends to delay his leave, and she often catches him gazing at her, out of the corner of her eye. What's the delay? The train has been waiting at the front gate for over an hour.

Finally the train pulls in, but something is wrong. The head capo calls her over to an empty box car. No survivors on this one? Nothing new. But as she leans in, her heart begins to flutter. Surely it can't be an accident?

The twisted corpses on the floor of the cattle car have been lovingly arranged to spell "Ich liebe dich".

And then, she feels strong hands on her shoulders, from behind. She turns, and falls into the loving embrace of Standartenführer Neumann.</sub>

WunderNetwerk, where the hottest aryans are! Join today!
posted by Meatbomb at 3:44 AM on December 14, 2006

meatbomb: make it more viral by adding a page with a formfield before the clip where you can enter your name so that "Ich liebe dich" will be followed by your own name?
posted by borq at 4:27 AM on December 14, 2006

That was beautiful, fandango_matt, but what I meant to ask is "How the fuck is it acceptable to show the brutal cycle of violence in the Middle East as a part of what 'cool Jews' are all about?"
posted by Meatbomb at 4:47 AM on December 14, 2006

The world's first Jewish Network? What do they hate their mothers?
posted by srboisvert at 5:21 AM on December 14, 2006

I don't think I get it. Are the guys outside the pool Palestinians?
posted by micayetoca at 5:44 AM on December 14, 2006

Well, I guess there are plenty of hard line Israeli hawk types who would enjoy this kind of thing. I find it hard to believe that many liberal American Jews would really find the advertisements appealing.
posted by delmoi at 7:42 AM on December 14, 2006

I dislike myself for snorting with laughter upon reading "boobalas".

I dislike the ads...nay, the whole concept behind these ads...more.

I adore what Meatbomb and fandango_matt are doing with them, though.
posted by squasha at 8:07 AM on December 14, 2006

one implies apparently that assassinations are a normal line of work for a Jew

Could someone explain this video to me? I really tried hard, but I do not understand what the fuck is happenning on this planet anymore.

Uh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
posted by dhartung at 8:08 AM on December 14, 2006

nothing more jewish than brad pitt and angelina fucking jolie.
posted by mano at 10:41 AM on December 14, 2006

Let me guess -- the reason this isn't offensive to women is...

It's anti-shiksa lust! Jewish women are babe-a-licious pieces of meat who gladly give tit to any dorky stranger -- so long as he's Jewish! Empowerment!
posted by Methylviolet at 5:18 PM on December 14, 2006