It's easy being green
December 15, 2006 11:32 AM   Subscribe

What do reindeer do when they're not flying around the world delivering presents? They graze, burp and fart! Did you know? Together, Santa's nine reindeer - Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen and Rudolph - produce 3.75 tonnes of greenhouse gas pollution per year. We guarantee that if you choose to offset the pollution created by Santa's reindeer, we will reduce CO2 pollution by 3.75 tonnes. Just $75AU. (via)
posted by Steven C. Den Beste (8 comments total) 1 user marked this as a favorite
 
Yeah, and I bet you don't believe they exist.
posted by Steven C. Den Beste at 11:32 AM on December 15, 2006


No, I certianly do believe the reindeer exist. I do not being the greenhouse effect exits.

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posted by Pastabagel at 11:38 AM on December 15, 2006


I do not believe the greenhouse...

god damn stupid fingers
posted by Pastabagel at 11:39 AM on December 15, 2006


Thanks, I like this. Unintended consequence: this site brings sudden awareness about my own belches, farts and dookies now. How do I pay back?!? Is my utility bill enough? I won't sleep for days now.
posted by nj_subgenius at 12:11 PM on December 15, 2006


Which raises the question, what are the charitable organizations that are officially endorsed by Santa Claus?

Here's the charity page on SantaClaus.com...
posted by wendell at 12:22 PM on December 15, 2006


Well, if Santa is not concerned about global warming, he should be (YouTube).
posted by bowline at 3:20 PM on December 15, 2006


I believe the name of the reindeer is Dunder, although I learned it as "Donder", and now it's popularly known as "Donner", because, hey, what's not to love about cannibalism? The point is, we should make sure we're blaming the correct reindeer for greenhouse gas farts.
posted by smashingstars at 7:03 PM on December 15, 2006


The best thing to do about the greenhouse gas problem would be to kill every single living thing on the planet. Then we would have a lot less greenhouse gas to worry about.

Think of how great it must be if you could live on the moon - no greenhouse gas emissions there!
posted by Sukiari at 4:43 AM on December 16, 2006


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