Comments on: WTE MATHOWIE???

WTE MATHOWIE???

quonsar — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 15:58:52 -0800

go elf yourself.

By: dirtynumbangelboy

dirtynumbangelboy — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 15:59:58 -0800

Heh. This made the rounds at work the other day.

By: homodigitalis

homodigitalis — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 16:04:10 -0800

Dancing Server Elf ... niceeeee!

By: grapefruitmoon

grapefruitmoon — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 16:06:46 -0800

Someone said that you're not famous until your head is on a Pez dispenser. I guess you're not internet famous until your head is on a dancing elf.

By: Liosliath

Liosliath — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 16:09:08 -0800

Yeah, my brother sent this to me last week in an email that said "Never let anyone take your picture at work!"

By: BrodieShadeTree

BrodieShadeTree — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 16:10:53 -0800

I wanted to hate this before i saw it. Now I hate it.

By: localhuman

localhuman — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 16:13:48 -0800

this is a perfect example of why people hate flash.

By: fenriq

fenriq — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 16:14:43 -0800

Okay, that was funny. And this will soooo make my toddler's day when I get him loaded up into it. Also, very clever title, q!

By: darkstar

darkstar — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 16:16:52 -0800

Gosh, that licensing agreement is pretty broad. You pretty much give away rights to OfficeMax to use your image in any way, whatsoever.

By: Samuel Farrow

Samuel Farrow — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 16:21:29 -0800

Gosh I wish I had now read the licensing agreement.

By: loquacious

loquacious — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 16:21:34 -0800

Holy crap, a post from quonsar! *loads* Ahahahahaha. I sense a great disturbance in the force, as though millions of tons of force were being employed in an attempt to restrain a certain finger from clicking a certain button labeled "banhammer".

By: Substrata

Substrata — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 16:29:06 -0800

(via Ursi) way back when...

By: tastybrains

tastybrains — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 16:38:32 -0800

Gosh, that licensing agreement is pretty broad. You pretty much give away rights to OfficeMax to use your image in any way, whatsoever. Good thing I used my friend's image when I made it. Hahaha.

By: mr_crash_davis

mr_crash_davis — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 16:41:21 -0800

I also dug this one.

By: mathowie

mathowie — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 16:45:12 -0800

Awesome.

By: symbioid

symbioid — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 16:49:42 -0800

OK... check mine... My 4 year old bad self is groovin away!

By: niles

niles — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 16:59:24 -0800

I also dug this one. Frick. I just scored ~1.6 million points...some sort of bug or something. The BB gets stuck on the fence if you shoot just right the tree at 12 o'clock.

By: mrnutty

mrnutty — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 16:59:42 -0800

Holy cow! That sure is stupid!

By: I Am Not a Lobster

I Am Not a Lobster — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 17:00:48 -0800

That would be 100% better if we could control the elf. Do the shuffle, mathowie!

By: weretable and the undead chairs

weretable and the undead chairs — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 17:01:02 -0800

Yeah, I did that too. My score was about 3,000,000 with 421 bounces.

By: Slarty Bartfast

Slarty Bartfast — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 17:07:58 -0800

has anyone been able to make ralphie shoot his eye out?

By: weretable and the undead chairs

weretable and the undead chairs — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 17:10:18 -0800

You can hit him in the eye but he just says something like "Wow, I totally did not expect that to happen!" and then continues to shoot. The score at the end lets you know how many accidents you have had.

By: LarryC

LarryC — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 17:13:48 -0800

Is Quonsar gonna go back to baiting Matt? Or is this a declaration of love and brotherhood? I am so confused.

By: Iron Rat

Iron Rat — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 17:17:28 -0800

Is that Quonsar's pic on th elf? would that make it an elflink?

By: cgc373

cgc373 — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 17:21:54 -0800

Iron Rat, you're almost certain to catch a "pfft, n00b" comment for your question, but I'm not gonna say it. The pic is of mathowie.

By: YoBananaBoy

YoBananaBoy — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 17:23:35 -0800

great link. thank you.

By: Iron Rat

Iron Rat — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 17:28:56 -0800

Oops, well I gotta learn somewheres, cgc373. ; )

By: monju_bosatsu

monju_bosatsu — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 17:38:56 -0800

pfft, n00b.

By: Liosliath

Liosliath — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 17:42:50 -0800

Don't feel bad, Iron Rat, you can hardly tell it's him from the way they PikiPimp-ed him up.

By: crispynubbins

crispynubbins — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 17:45:34 -0800

Great post. Big fun. Much better than LSD Cat, Tanya's take home botfly maggot, or the gigantic bull testes along the I-5 internets.

By: kozad

kozad — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 18:08:21 -0800

Metafilter's score plummets further.

By: wendell

wendell — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 18:09:46 -0800

In the name of fairness... quonself.

By: wendell

wendell — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 18:11:46 -0800

okay, and wendelf. (this will not elf well)

By: cgc373

cgc373 — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 18:16:31 -0800

wendelf and quonself look like the same elf to me, wendell. I am unconvinced.

By: wendell

wendell — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 18:24:07 -0800

my bad elf... those 97 character IDs all look a like to me... here's the real wendelf (I think).

By: yhbc

yhbc — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 18:32:21 -0800

Dang, I make a pretty good elf. Now I wish I had gone ahead and recorded a greeting. Someone else, please do that, so we can see and hear how it looks!

By: pyramid termite

pyramid termite — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 18:48:47 -0800

i win

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 18:52:39 -0800

Wow. This is really disturbing!

By: yhbc

yhbc — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 19:00:21 -0800

* dies laughing * Well, thanks a whole hell of a lot for that!

By: Soulfather

Soulfather — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 19:13:08 -0800

Tee-hee

By: maryh

maryh — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 19:17:43 -0800

Much nicer than last year's "My Humps" sexed-up nativity camels. Will View Again! AAAAA++++++++++

By: jamesonandwater

jamesonandwater — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 19:26:29 -0800

Soulfather, you make far too serious an elf.

By: yhbc

yhbc — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 19:35:29 -0800

MRE Christmas from ColdChelf, just because.

By: BoringPostcards

BoringPostcards — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 19:41:58 -0800

OK, now we're talking.

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 19:43:53 -0800

Hey! It's me! Freaking awesome.

By: yhbc

yhbc — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 19:52:53 -0800

What's really awesome (or something) is that now that I did one with your picture, the original link I made to the one with my picture goes to the one with your picture also. (If that makes sense - at least when I click the one I posted up above, I now get your smirking mug as well). I guess the same thing happened to wendell when he made two in a row with his and quonsar's face. I also guess it's just a matter of time before someone does one to replace all the prior versions they had linked to, and goatse's the whole lot of them. Of course, I wouldn't stoop that low.

By: icontemplate

icontemplate — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 20:07:42 -0800

Imagine if Will Ferrell played an elf, wouldn't that be funny?

By: three blind mice

three blind mice — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 20:15:35 -0800

This be some crazy elfed-up shit.

By: luckypozzo

luckypozzo — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 20:18:32 -0800

Who's Math Owie?

By: dobbs

dobbs — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 20:59:28 -0800

My dog found the site earlier.

By: photoslob

photoslob — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 21:02:37 -0800

behold: the chihuahua elf.

By: photoslob

photoslob — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 21:06:22 -0800

Aw crap.

By: Divine_Wino

Divine_Wino — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 21:38:33 -0800

It contains the potential to be charming I suppose... however I do not like the way it stands there at the end of its dance, hands on hips, swaying back and fourth as if I were some holiday Humbert Humbert, inviting me to take it back to my motel room for Cold Duck and a round of slap and tickle. Someone please make sure it doesn't leave while I go and load my blunderbuss.

By: davidmsc

davidmsc — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 21:50:36 -0800

WTH? Why haven't any of you folks added your voice to it???

By: Land Stander

Land Stander — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 22:11:20 -0800

Even this guy is in the christmas spirit.

By: nickyskye

nickyskye — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 22:22:51 -0800

cute post

By: wemayfreeze

wemayfreeze — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 22:53:50 -0800

Sweet. Though the elf's "hold-yr-ankle-whilst-kicking-yr-knee-forward-n-back" dance was pretty poor. Does that move have a name?

By: deborah

deborah — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 23:27:36 -0800

Quite the serious elf, if I do say so.

By: TheDonF

TheDonF — Mon, 18 Dec 2006 00:23:33 -0800

Agh stop posting pictures of yourselves - none of you look like I think you look like and it's ruining the pictures in my head.

By: Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson

Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson — Mon, 18 Dec 2006 00:48:02 -0800

Ceiling Cat is watching you gyrate.

By: Plutor

Plutor — Mon, 18 Dec 2006 04:06:15 -0800

grapefruitmoon: "Someone said that you're not famous until your head is on a Pez dispenser." That's silly. I know it was true when I was collecting Pez and Pez trivia back in high school and college, but I haven't yet seen anything that would contradict it since: There's only been three Pez dispensers ever made that depicted a real person: Betsy Ross, Paul Revere, and Davey Crockett. Those are the only three famous people?

By: Optamystic

Optamystic — Mon, 18 Dec 2006 05:16:07 -0800

Agh stop posting pictures of yourselves - As you wish, TheDonF.

By: TheDonF

TheDonF — Mon, 18 Dec 2006 06:55:05 -0800

I guess I asked for that...

By: craniac

craniac — Mon, 18 Dec 2006 07:02:25 -0800

I can't enter the contact info for sending it to someone using firefox, with adblock plus disabled. Oh well.

By: Surfurrus

Surfurrus — Mon, 18 Dec 2006 10:24:42 -0800

Yes! Just elfin stupid. (damn, I was born to be an elf! )

By: internet!Hannah

internet!Hannah — Mon, 18 Dec 2006 12:05:04 -0800

wemayfreeze: "Sweet. Though the elf's "hold-yr-ankle-whilst-kicking-yr-knee-forward-n-back" dance was pretty poor. Does that move have a name?" If that was a serious question, in these parts it's known only as "The Lobster".

By: Dr-Baa

Dr-Baa — Mon, 18 Dec 2006 12:10:20 -0800

Wow.... I had Fela Kuti playing in the background as I went here.... it made for quite the surreal experience.

By: subaruwrx

subaruwrx — Mon, 18 Dec 2006 15:49:06 -0800

best of the web indeed.

By: semmi

semmi — Mon, 18 Dec 2006 16:21:11 -0800

niiiiceeee

By: bwg

bwg — Mon, 18 Dec 2006 16:24:50 -0800

Shooting game is fun. My best so far is 8,915,638, with 320 bounces.

By: bwg

bwg — Mon, 18 Dec 2006 18:24:42 -0800

Holy crap, I managed to loop the scoring mechanism three times, ending at 29,449,660 and 668 bounces. If you find a sweet spot and just keep hitting it, the ricochets can go on for a long time.

By: weretable and the undead chairs

weretable and the undead chairs — Mon, 18 Dec 2006 21:13:13 -0800

There is a spot in the upper right area between two trees where you see a small dark blob through the fence. Click on that blob and it will do the thing where it rapidly bounces through the fence. Every single time. Silly but amusing for a few minutes. I had over 3,000 bounces when I figured that out.

By: wemayfreeze

wemayfreeze — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 01:47:24 -0800

Thanks, internet!Hannah! It's a good name for it; I like to imagine a thick blue rubber band holding my hand to my ankle. Also I am underwater.