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December 20, 2006 2:30 PM

Awful Christmas gifts come in many varieties. For starters, there's Yule Doos or Jingle Smells.
posted by nickyskye (10 comments total)

Don't forget Poo-lar bear. Saw that one at the supermarket last week.
posted by Smart Dalek at 2:45 PM on December 20, 2006

May I add my own? Thanks. From my cheap-ass brother in law in 1998: cheap cologne. Don't remember the name. Half gone when I unwrapped it. Sticker on the side that said "TESTER"
posted by hal9k at 2:51 PM on December 20, 2006

I received a Yule Doo this weekend, and was delighted! I especially appreciate the lovingly-dusted, glittery coating of snow. The ornament gives off a weird smell, but not the one you'd expect...an earthy clay aroma.
posted by juniper at 2:55 PM on December 20, 2006

Awfulesome Christmas gifts come in many varieties. For starters, there's Yule Doos or Jingle Smells.

Fixed that for you.
posted by eyeballkid at 3:15 PM on December 20, 2006 [1 favorite]

I got a pair of these last year. Pretty banged up and over 15 years old according to the date on it. Grandmothers give the absolute best gifts.
posted by Shutter at 5:07 PM on December 20, 2006

I want a square butt for christmas.
posted by The Deej at 5:43 PM on December 20, 2006

i wish i would have seen this in time to order some of these!!!
posted by lilafain at 5:27 AM on December 21, 2006

that was funny, thanks nicyskye
posted by caddis at 6:36 AM on December 21, 2006

Good ideas, nicky, but I prefer to give something practical as a gift - or perhaps something practically religious.
posted by madamjujujive at 9:48 AM on December 21, 2006

omg mjjj they still make the egg cuber! That St. Sebastian pin cushion, yikes.

And dang, hal9k, hope you have better luck this year, although it sounds unlikely.
posted by nickyskye at 2:19 PM on December 21, 2006