Numbers alphabetized
December 23, 2006 8:23 AM   Subscribe

Eight, eight hundred, eight hundred and eight, eight hundred and eighteen, eight hundred and eighty, eight hundred and eighty-eight, eight hundred and eighty-five, eight hundred and eighty-four, eight hundred and eighty-nine, eight hundred and eighty-one, eight hundred and eighty-seven, eight hundred and eighty-six, eight hundred and eighty-three, eight hundred and eighty-two, eight hundred and eleven, eight hundred and fifteen, eight hundred and fifty, eight hundred and fifty-eight, eight hundred and fifty-five, eight hundred and fifty-four, eight hundred and fifty-nine, eight hundred and fifty-one, eight hundred and fifty-seven, eight hundred and fifty-six, eight hundred and fifty-three, eight hundred and fifty-two, eight hundred and five, eight hundred and forty, eight hundred and forty-eight, eight hundred and forty-five, eight hundred and forty-four, eight hundred and forty-nine, eight hundred and forty-one, eight hundred and forty-seven, eight hundred and forty-six, eight hundred and forty-three, eight hundred and forty-two, eight hundred and four...
posted by Kraftmatic Adjustable Cheese (36 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: this is sort of long and perhaps slightly pointless.



 
We have a winner!
posted by Pater Aletheias at 8:30 AM on December 23, 2006


Well, that all seems to be in order.
posted by Robot Rowboat at 8:31 AM on December 23, 2006 [2 favorites]


Claude Closky via
posted by The_Auditor at 8:35 AM on December 23, 2006


Why did you bother posting this? I'd also note that they aren't even using the American standard names for numbers, which exclude the "and", so it's all wrong from start to finish.
posted by lupus_yonderboy at 8:36 AM on December 23, 2006


He / She / It appears to have forgotten zero.
posted by doublesix at 8:36 AM on December 23, 2006


Well, that's just great.
posted by afx237vi at 8:37 AM on December 23, 2006


zero is not a number.
posted by yhbc at 8:39 AM on December 23, 2006


They forgot 0.5
posted by Drunken_munky at 8:41 AM on December 23, 2006


aren't even using the American standard names ... so it's all wrong from start to finish

!
posted by matthewr at 8:41 AM on December 23, 2006


You had me at eight hundred and eighty.
posted by The Deej at 8:41 AM on December 23, 2006


they aren't even using the American standard names for numbers

The author is French.
posted by Kraftmatic Adjustable Cheese at 8:41 AM on December 23, 2006


"+ add to favorites"!
posted by zorro astor at 8:42 AM on December 23, 2006


I see a pattern here. And I'm not referring to the numbers.
posted by hal9k at 8:46 AM on December 23, 2006


Astro Zombie 3, Astro Zombie 2, Astro Zombie 1 ...

Take off!
posted by Astro Zombie at 8:47 AM on December 23, 2006


The author is French.

That's prima facie, right there! Possibly also cause celebre, for all I know.
posted by dash_slot- at 8:47 AM on December 23, 2006


they aren't even using the American standard names for numbers, which exclude the "and", so it's all wrong from start to finish.

Because the American standard is the only standard, dammit!
posted by Robot Rowboat at 8:48 AM on December 23, 2006


One thousand three hundred thirty-seven
posted by autodidact at 8:49 AM on December 23, 2006


one zero one.
posted by Verdandi at 8:53 AM on December 23, 2006


It's about time somebody alphabetized the numbers. They're so confusing in the random order they normally appear in.
posted by fatbobsmith at 8:53 AM on December 23, 2006


e comes before eight. it's approximately 2.718281828 and continues infinitely with all the numbers from 0 to 9 appearing randomly.
posted by bruce at 8:59 AM on December 23, 2006


numbers != integers
posted by signal at 9:05 AM on December 23, 2006


They forgot pi, too.
posted by Faint of Butt at 9:15 AM on December 23, 2006


I just did the first ten thousand numbers for ya.
posted by lupus_yonderboy at 9:18 AM on December 23, 2006


.
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 9:21 AM on December 23, 2006


They forgot pi, too.

Don't be irrational.
posted by stet at 9:22 AM on December 23, 2006


lupus_yonderboy writes "Why did you bother posting this? I'd also note that they aren't even using the American standard names for numbers, which exclude the 'and', so it's all wrong from start to finish."

OF COURSE BECAUSE AMERICA SETS THE STANDARD FOR THE WHOLE WORLD AMIRITE
posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 9:22 AM on December 23, 2006


numbers != integers

The natural numbers can include zero.
posted by delmoi at 9:22 AM on December 23, 2006


numbers != integers

Also, the correct expression is: natural numbers ∈ integers. But on the other hand integers ∈ real numbers

So it depends on what "numbers" we're talking about.
posted by delmoi at 9:24 AM on December 23, 2006


dash_slot- writes "prima facie"

Wait - he's an ancient Roman? That's pretty nifty.
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 9:25 AM on December 23, 2006


my point was that "the first 100 numbers" is a meaningless construction.
posted by signal at 9:26 AM on December 23, 2006


Now can we please have the first thousand words in numerical order?
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 9:27 AM on December 23, 2006


+1 lupus_yonderboy for using the American Standard.
-1 lupus_yonderboy for forgetting zero.
posted by doublesix at 9:29 AM on December 23, 2006


Thank goodness! I'm going to memorize this list and bore people to tears at the next party I go to.

An interesting exercise,yes. But ultimately useless, hey its a metaphor for the internet!
posted by fenriq at 9:30 AM on December 23, 2006


Purely out of curiosity, is there a point to this? Is it just to see how much space spelling out the numbers takes up or something? Or perhaps it's meant to be an artistic statement.

Because if that's the case, I can do that too; I now present "Pi" spelled out to fifty places:

Three point one four one five nine two six five three five eight nine seven nine three two three eight four six two six four three three eight three two seven nine five zero two eight eight four one nine seven one six nine three nine nine three seven five one zero

Moving isn't it?
posted by quin at 9:31 AM on December 23, 2006


8549176320


can i go now?
posted by CynicalKnight at 9:33 AM on December 23, 2006


Zero is most certainly a number. Pay attention.
posted by unSane at 9:35 AM on December 23, 2006


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