*Clap*
December 29, 2006 7:00 AM   Subscribe

Hey guys, Embryo here. I was just checking out dordo3's video response to tracheattack02's video response to sweathervest's video response to vaultingat's video response to shurpanet's video response to Kitty113's video response to tracheattack's video response to vaultingat's video response to dordo3's video response to Ben takes a photo of himself everyday -- and it was awesome. It was just awesome. I've given it a 5-star rating. And I've watched other video responses to video responses to video responses to video responses to video responses to video responses to video responses to video responses to video responses to Ben takes a photo of himself everyday, and they just weren't worth a hobo nickel, nevermind an FPP. They were just stupid. This one was awesome. So, uh, check it out. (First link is the last link, as previously featured)
posted by Embryo (82 comments total) 11 users marked this as a favorite
 


Wow. Whatever happened to just going outside and beating each other with sticks when you're bored? If we'd had video cameras and broadband as kids two of my friends wouldn't have nicknames, one's pinky finger would flex, and my mother wouldn't cry every Christmas after seeing the scars on my brother's head.

Your favorite YouTuber sucks. Sucks at life.
posted by Science! at 7:11 AM on December 29, 2006 [1 favorite]


At first I thought this was a retarded post. Then I clicked on the videos. This is hilarious. Cf. Infinite Flickr.
posted by Plutor at 7:24 AM on December 29, 2006


At first I thought this was a retarded post. Then I clicked on the videos. This is retarded.
posted by phaedon at 7:27 AM on December 29, 2006


Hey guys, signal here.
posted by signal at 7:40 AM on December 29, 2006


Hey guys, Meatbomb here.

So, I just read the FPP posted by Embryo, about the responses to the youtube video "Ben takes a picture of himself every day", and it totally bites.

I've flagged it, don't think it is good enough for Metafilter.

So, yeah, don't bother clicking any of these shitty links.
posted by Meatbomb at 7:52 AM on December 29, 2006


I thought it was excellent because Youtube is blocked at work.
posted by sfts2 at 7:53 AM on December 29, 2006


Hi everyone, Hal9k here. Here's a video where I took 24.97 pictures of me per second for a year and...
posted by hal9k at 8:02 AM on December 29, 2006


Infinity blows.
posted by Acey at 8:04 AM on December 29, 2006


At first I thought this was a retarded post. I decided not to click on the links, so I still think it's retarded.
posted by Kirth Gerson at 8:09 AM on December 29, 2006


Hey guys, Embryo here again.

So I just read the comment posted by Meatbomb in response to my FPP about the responses to the youtube video "Ben takes a picture of himself every day", and it was really facetious. Just really facetious.

So, yeah, don't let him dissuade you, because he, like, prolly didn't even watch the videos. Vaultingat's response to dordo3's response to Ben takes a photo every day is where it really starts to get good. And then after that, you're over the hump. For a handy reference to which ones are the best, you can use this chart.

Check it out.
posted by Embryo at 8:10 AM on December 29, 2006


Yeah, check it out - it's awesome.
posted by senor biggles at 8:13 AM on December 29, 2006


There's something sublimely innocent and pure about two 10 year olds screaming "THAT'S RIGHT BITCH!" as they beat each other up.
posted by shmegegge at 8:13 AM on December 29, 2006


This is a good post.

FOR ME TO POOP ON
posted by yhbc at 8:17 AM on December 29, 2006 [1 favorite]


All of you are pussies!
posted by lalochezia at 8:19 AM on December 29, 2006


I'm either not smart enough or not intoxicated enough to make sense of this post.
posted by Skorgu at 8:22 AM on December 29, 2006


It was awesome.
posted by otherwordlyglow at 8:27 AM on December 29, 2006


Aw fuck.
posted by mckenney at 8:28 AM on December 29, 2006


I'm just waiting for someone else to say:

"CHECK IT OUT"
posted by flapjax at midnite at 8:37 AM on December 29, 2006


Hey guys, Secret Life of Gravy here,

I was just checking out Embryo's response to Meatbomb's response to Embroyo's post and it was just aawesome, it was just awsome. Meatbomb's response is just awsome so I am going to give it 5 stars but Embryo's post was really awsome so I am going to give it 5 stars. Embryo's response to Meatbomb's response to Embryo's post was metaAwesome but kinda boring. So I give it 5 stars but take back 2 stars. But since stars are cheap, I'm going to throw in an extra 2 stars.
posted by Secret Life of Gravy at 8:43 AM on December 29, 2006


Notice how fat these kids are.


And (once again) it's "..photo of himself every day", not everyday.
posted by wfc123 at 8:47 AM on December 29, 2006


This would be cooler if the same people didn't come up again and again. This way it's kind of a lame semi-inside joke.

I did click on some of the links. I liked sweathervest best:

Hey guys
[video goes black]
ugh, fuck
[the end]


and it's only 5secs long!!! So check it out!!!
posted by ClarissaWAM at 8:52 AM on December 29, 2006


Oh, wfc123, like that makes alot of difference.
posted by cortex at 8:52 AM on December 29, 2006


Hey guys, niles here,

I was just checking out Secret Life of Gravy's response to Embryo's response to Meatbomb's response to Embryo's post, and it was meta-insane. Just meta-insane. It kinda reminds me of Plutor's link to Infinite Flickr in Plutor's response to the aforementioned post by Embryo. Kinda sucks you in, but I don't know if that's good or bad.
posted by niles at 8:58 AM on December 29, 2006 [1 favorite]


Teen and pre-teen boys doing their thing. From here to infinity, with a twist.
Did actually get a laugh out of vaultingat's vid.
posted by nickyskye at 9:02 AM on December 29, 2006


Can we harvest Embryo for stem cells now?
posted by wendell at 9:14 AM on December 29, 2006 [4 favorites]


hey guys, mwhybark here and i just wanted to say that Embryo has TOTALLY done a great job with the whole capturing the YouTube format and stuff, and uh, like, that's what cool and all, and like, the haters can just like, you know, take it to fark or someplace, right?

Uh, yeah, so, uh, check it out, ok?
posted by mwhybark at 9:43 AM on December 29, 2006


INLINE IMAGE OF SOME KIND OF ANIMAL DOING SOMETHING SLIGHTLY OFF-PUTTING
posted by damn dirty ape at 9:45 AM on December 29, 2006


Hay Guys, Naxosaxur here. HOBO NICKEL AN FPP. *clap*
posted by naxosaxur at 9:48 AM on December 29, 2006


hey guys, nola here . . .i'm a hobo nickle and i'm loving it!
posted by nola at 10:10 AM on December 29, 2006


*clap*

Hey, guys. At first I thought this post sucked. Then I started watching, and I thought it was all right. Then it started to get awesome, but... then I got to the end, and I thought it was awkward. Just awkward. But check it out.
posted by katillathehun at 10:14 AM on December 29, 2006




Hey guys,
posted by nihraguk at 10:28 AM on December 29, 2006


At least they're having fun. Academics are still doing this seriously with Freud Shakespeare et al, and making big money--how many years later?--and nobody bats an eye. Shakespeare, OK, but Al was never any good in the first place.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 10:30 AM on December 29, 2006


Two fat kids hitting each other. Nothing finer.
posted by A189Nut at 10:45 AM on December 29, 2006


Do people genuinely think prolly is a word? Or, you know ...
posted by netbros at 10:47 AM on December 29, 2006


<meta>
blue_beetle - thanks. I've been looking for that.
</meta>

posted by niles at 10:49 AM on December 29, 2006


The most horrifying part is that prolly is most certainly, inescapably, uncontestably a word.
posted by cortex at 10:56 AM on December 29, 2006


hey guys, nola again just wanted to say i've read

naxosaxur ,nihraguk, weapons-grade pandemonium, damn dirty ape, mwhybark, wendell, niles, cortex , ClarissaWAM , wfc123 , Secret Life of Gravy , flapjax at midnite, mckenney, otherwordlyglow , Skorgu, lalochezia , yhbc, shmegegge, senor biggles, Embryo, Kirth Gerson, Acey, hal9k, sfts2, Meatbomb , signal, and Science! and plutor's comments were just awsome, just great, and just awsome.
posted by nola at 10:57 AM on December 29, 2006


Supposably.
posted by owhydididoit at 11:09 AM on December 29, 2006


Hey guys, plep here.

Check it out.
posted by plep at 11:13 AM on December 29, 2006


Hey Guys, FYK here.

I've just been checking out Embryo's thread about all the responses to other people's responses to things, and I thought it was awesome. It was just awesome.

I have a feature request.

Matt, can we have stars? I wanna give this thread five stars, 'cause it's like totally awesome. Wouldn't it be awesome? We could, like, give each other stars and stuff. Check it out.


*CLAP CLAP*
posted by FYKshun at 11:23 AM on December 29, 2006


I like "prolly".
posted by Samizdata at 11:30 AM on December 29, 2006


HAY GUYS WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS THREAD
posted by Dr-Baa at 11:48 AM on December 29, 2006


OK lemme try...

Just want to say I thought it was great and um...
OK, The Deej here, and...

CRAP, I just can't get the hang of it.

Sorry.
posted by The Deej at 11:50 AM on December 29, 2006


yo dudes, it's da bruce-man, just wondering how self-absorbed i would have to be to upload videos of me doing ordinary things and actually expect intelligent life to watch them. i'd guess the ones who did prolly don't have much of a life away from their computers.
posted by bruce at 11:51 AM on December 29, 2006


Hey guys, britney's nipples here, and we just wanted to let you know that, even though our bald friend down south is getting all the attention, we're still here and we're hoping you'll see more of us in 2007.

Party on!
posted by Britney's Nipples at 11:55 AM on December 29, 2006


your ok the deej, just take a breath, and try again. you can do it.
may seem hard at first , but hey we were all new to - 'hey guys it's nola just wanted to say that the deej is awsome for his post about those posts, just awsome , so check it out'

see now you try.
posted by nola at 11:57 AM on December 29, 2006


Hey gals, Wulfgar here. While all the guys are busy checkin' each other's awesomeness out, I'm sure we could prolly find somethin' better to do ...
posted by Wulfgar! at 12:07 PM on December 29, 2006


It's video responses all the way down.
posted by telstar at 12:09 PM on December 29, 2006 [2 favorites]


〈img="ToddLokken.gif"〉
posted by Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson at 12:15 PM on December 29, 2006


Hey guys, dame here. Just wanted to let you know this is prolly the best response ever.
posted by dame at 12:25 PM on December 29, 2006


Check it out.
posted by dame at 12:26 PM on December 29, 2006


wow. replace 'video response' with 'blog entry' and we're suddenly back in the first days of the blogosphere.
posted by jcterminal at 12:32 PM on December 29, 2006


Hey Guys, drezdn here and I justed wanted to let you know that this post is awesome and while I wish to grant it Stan Chin's gold star, I'm somewhat skeptical about the guy who promised to rate a video 2 and 1/2 stars as that is not possible on Youtube.

Dr D Zen out.
posted by drezdn at 12:37 PM on December 29, 2006


Hay guys, hellphish here. Did I do that right?
posted by hellphish at 12:50 PM on December 29, 2006


S'up bitches - Dr. P-O-P to the S tellin youz to get your calcium and plenty of fiber. Peace out.
posted by docpops at 1:10 PM on December 29, 2006


yo yo yo
sup my droogies
just wanna talk atcha, hope u have a great NYE lol u know wut i'm sayin
anyway, not much 2 say, gotta work and then go get BLITZED lol
y'all have a happy new year and i'll be seein you

much love
c 2 tha ortex

mwah
posted by cortex at 1:16 PM on December 29, 2006


Hey, guys! I just coughed up a pint of lung butter oyster stew. It was awesome!
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 1:58 PM on December 29, 2006 [1 favorite]


Y0 SNSRANCH IN DA BLU HOUSE YO! I RULZ YO FAT KIDZ!)()8987
posted by snsranch at 2:56 PM on December 29, 2006


Hey guys, danb here.

-- Todd Lokken
posted by danb at 3:14 PM on December 29, 2006


Hey guy, dgbellak here. Wussup!

Seconded, jcterminal. This reminds so much of those times about just over ten years ago when my friends would keep telling me, "Dude! You have to get on these BBS's" or "Dude! You have to get on these chat rooms - they are so cool!", and I'd finally break down and get on a few and they'd look like this.

But, embryo, I believe your intentions were pure, so thanks for the post. I could've just read comments at YouTube to get the same gist, though. The "gist" being the idea that video responses are just blog wars for the illiterate, I think. The Anti-MeFi, if you will.

Though not all the time. Sometime video responses are pretty good.
posted by dgbellak at 3:25 PM on December 29, 2006


Hi guys, Colloquial Collision here, this will add +1 pointlessness to my comment count in the Blue. Hey and all ur comments are really great, kthxbye.
posted by Colloquial Collision at 3:30 PM on December 29, 2006


I think like 80% of the people in this thread didn't even watch any of the videos.
posted by empath at 3:45 PM on December 29, 2006


Hey guys delmoi here.
posted by delmoi at 4:09 PM on December 29, 2006 [1 favorite]


There were videos?
posted by cortex at 4:16 PM on December 29, 2006


empath: so true. I think most people never saw the joke, and just saw the ridiculousness that the joke was making fun of.

If you missed murder, darth vader, abduction, chromatics, and/or a buddy sitcom you should do as initially instructed and just roll through from beginning to end.
posted by Embryo at 4:59 PM on December 29, 2006


Or end to beginning, as the case may be.
posted by Embryo at 5:01 PM on December 29, 2006


Hey guys, is this something I would need a YouTube to understand?
posted by lazaruslong at 5:16 PM on December 29, 2006


your ok the deej, just take a breath, and try again. you can do it. may seem hard at first , but hey we were all new to - 'hey guys it's nola just wanted to say that the deej is awsome for his post about those posts, just awsome , so check it out'

see now you try.
posted by nola


OK.... :: deep breaths ::

Hey, nola here, and.... SHIT!!!!! I mean The Deej here saying nola is awesome for helping about the posts and, checking out the... CRAP!!!!!

SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!!!!!!

Lemme go take another percoset.... I'll be back.
posted by The Deej at 7:23 PM on December 29, 2006


This is antic brilliance. At first, I admit I was confused but then I watched the videos in the correct order. Hilarious.
posted by chinston at 8:41 PM on December 29, 2006


Note the "satire" tag, haters.
posted by chinston at 8:42 PM on December 29, 2006


I <3 you all.
posted by M Edward at 9:49 PM on December 29, 2006


:3
posted by tehloki at 12:05 AM on December 30, 2006


And I thought this thread smelled bad on THE OUTSIDE!
posted by blue_beetle at 12:33 AM on December 30, 2006


3~
posted by Kirth Gerson at 3:49 AM on December 30, 2006


I like "prolly".

Check it out: "probbly" is better.
posted by flapjax at midnite at 4:03 AM on December 30, 2006


Hey guys, check it out: I'm going to stab you all in the junk repeatedly with a pair of rusty scissors. That's pretty awesome.
posted by loquacious at 7:58 AM on December 30, 2006 [1 favorite]


I hit a small animal with my car last night. It was a possum. Just a possum.
posted by cortex at 8:39 AM on December 30, 2006 [2 favorites]


Hey guys, DesbaratsDays here. I just wanted y'all to know I invented the word prolly.
posted by DesbaratsDays at 10:01 AM on December 31, 2006


Hey, guys, taz here.

I watched cortex hit that thing with his car last night? It really was a possum. I've seen other small arboreal marsupials that cortex has hit on the road, like that koala once? - But they were just stupid. Most of them didn't look anything like a possum. This really was a possum. Just a possum. Check it out.
posted by taz at 1:03 AM on January 2, 2007


Perhaps, then, cortex might find this of some use. And you too, taz. Check it out.
posted by flapjax at midnite at 2:27 AM on January 2, 2007


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