Pantheistic solipsism

January 5, 2007 11:45 AM

The Science Fair
posted by caddis (23 comments total)

I LLOLed.

That's "literally Laughed Out Loud," by the way...)
posted by jpburns at 11:59 AM on January 5, 2007

Hi-larious. The kids' expressions help seal the deal.
posted by Bookhouse at 12:00 PM on January 5, 2007

Metafilter: Ringed muscle gateway to the scatalogical.

(A++ WOULD CLICK AGAIN!)
posted by grapefruitmoon at 12:05 PM on January 5, 2007

Ha! I love the picture captions for the filariasis one.
posted by brundlefly at 12:05 PM on January 5, 2007

You win the blue ribbon. Outstanding!
posted by tadellin at 12:12 PM on January 5, 2007

lolz
posted by rxrfrx at 12:17 PM on January 5, 2007

POP THAT CORN
posted by Dr-Baa at 12:21 PM on January 5, 2007

I liked it, but I'm afraid we're stretching this guy's bandwidth to the limit. The site's really starting to drag.
posted by mr_roboto at 12:22 PM on January 5, 2007

If the nonist is ever in a child custody battle, I now know what exhibit A is going to be in the case to have him (I give you 9:1 odds) declared unfit to parent, if I am the opposing counsel.
posted by jamjam at 12:23 PM on January 5, 2007

Wonderful!
posted by maxwelton at 12:23 PM on January 5, 2007

The site's really starting to drag.

Yeah, I was going to post this when it first appeared on the Nonist, but the site was nearly non-responsive then.

In case it gets Metabombed today, here are some of the titles (although the pictures really make it work)

Urolagnia - a search for gold (with a picture of R. Kelly)
Delirium tremens (with Mel Gibson's recent mug shot)
Tertiary syphilis - generalized paresis of the insane
The sphincter - ringed muscle gateway to the scatalogical (with a picture of Freud)
Filariasis - bringer of cankles, ballooner of scrotums (wicked gross)
Teats - an exhaustive comparative study
posted by caddis at 12:43 PM on January 5, 2007

Hilarious! The kids' expressions! That beaming grin on the rascal, who did the urolagnia project! Cats who ate the canary all over those twinkly, mischievous faces.

Very fun post.
posted by nickyskye at 12:44 PM on January 5, 2007

If you enjoy cruelty at the expense of children at the science fair, then you'll love http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=4107!
posted by sonofslim at 12:54 PM on January 5, 2007

The best part is they're using SCIENCE!
posted by gigawhat? at 1:06 PM on January 5, 2007

Caddis for Prezzy!
posted by Dizzy at 1:09 PM on January 5, 2007

Absolutely hilarious! Great post.
posted by Verdandi at 1:52 PM on January 5, 2007

bagenius!
posted by papercake at 1:53 PM on January 5, 2007

Outstanding!!!!
posted by Tube at 1:53 PM on January 5, 2007

too funny! The little kid with the safety goggles on next to the sphincter cracks me up!
posted by Tambo at 2:00 PM on January 5, 2007

Looks like these kids got the prize for What is the Suction of Destruction? Help Clean the Bathroom- I don't Think So. Flying High But Not In the Sky. You know, with the titles and direction of these projects, I'm kinda wondering now about the Science Teacher.

Curious about the outcome of this project: Does Putting White Sugar in your Mouth Affect your Muscle Strength?
posted by nickyskye at 2:30 PM on January 5, 2007

too funny! The little kid with the safety goggles on next to the sphincter cracks me up!
posted by Tambo

Not to mention he's holding a cup of science. Looks like he did a variation on the old volcano experiment.
posted by Burhanistan at 3:27 PM on January 5, 2007

The post was great, and though I haven't found SomethingAwful very funny in a long time, those Fashion SWAT science fair reviews were also great. Thanks, caddis and sonofslim.
posted by Bugbread at 4:04 PM on January 5, 2007

Whoa, a collection of humorous photoshops -- awesome.
posted by LordSludge at 4:08 PM on January 5, 2007