We just put lacquer thinner on his stomach and then poured it onto his hand. That way, when we lit the stomach on fire and he tried to put it out it would catch on his hand.
I have pictures of the scars it left on his side, he was not a happy camper for the next few weeks. His shirt would stick to the wound and everyday he kept making it worse just by getting dressed. But everything is all good now. He gets good laughs out of the whole thing and has a badass scar he can show off."
And then it became a huge hit, and everyone with enough smarts to think, "Yeah, I like the word 'cursory,' but I'm not going to write a fucking song about it,": got enraged, particularly because the word was so misused.
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