Comments on: Turn Your Head and Oink

Turn Your Head and Oink

hermitosis — Sun, 14 Jan 2007 19:38:22 -0800

What disease does your pig have? Mine has Porcine Epidemic Diahorroea!

By: jaronson

jaronson — Sun, 14 Jan 2007 19:43:50 -0800

Is your hawg on drugs? How would you now? How could you tell? Look for these warnin' signs... ...sudden weight loss... ...euphoria leadin' to paranoia... ...stealitization of your things... ...and jibbery style oinkery (what makes no sense a 'tall) Warn your hawgs about the dangers of meth a'fore it's too damn late. I am Early Cuyler and that concludes my court ordered community service.

By: Ynoxas

Ynoxas — Sun, 14 Jan 2007 19:45:02 -0800

My pigs only suffer from tasting mighty fine after a spell in a properly tended smoker.

By: GavinR

GavinR — Sun, 14 Jan 2007 19:46:07 -0800

Makes me think of the great Swine Flu scare of '76.

By: hermitosis

hermitosis — Sun, 14 Jan 2007 19:51:00 -0800

One of the possible Skin/Bodily Symptoms is "Hairy Pigs". That is all. Oh yeah, and "Mummified Pigs" is on there somewhere.

By: spock

spock — Sun, 14 Jan 2007 21:35:29 -0800

Cityslickers think farmer's stuff is funny!

By: hermitosis

hermitosis — Sun, 14 Jan 2007 21:45:12 -0800

Farmers think cityslicker's stuff is funny too. And btw, I have just as much farmer cred as I do cityslicker. So I laugh all the time.

By: anthill

anthill — Sun, 14 Jan 2007 21:53:27 -0800

I'm with spock.

By: delmoi

delmoi — Sun, 14 Jan 2007 21:54:35 -0800

This is one of the stupidest posts evar.

By: rolypolyman

rolypolyman — Sun, 14 Jan 2007 21:56:16 -0800

May I recommend the gallery.

By: homunculus

homunculus — Sun, 14 Jan 2007 22:05:39 -0800

Cloning opens door to 'farmyard freaks'

By: isopraxis

isopraxis — Sun, 14 Jan 2007 22:06:52 -0800

I'm in Hog Cholera. (goose stepping pigs??? Animal Farm was True!)

By: Iron Rat

Iron Rat — Sun, 14 Jan 2007 22:52:32 -0800

My last pig pooped in the corner of his pen like a good pig, got out of his pen several times like a bad pig, and loved a couple of good cold lagers dumped into his trough like anyone else. He also loved having the bristles between his eyes scratched. And he tasted so good fried with apples, He was a good pig.

By: Holy foxy moxie batman!

Holy foxy moxie batman! — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 00:02:15 -0800

Am I missing something here? Or am I just too city for 'ya'll'

By: Smart Dalek

Smart Dalek — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 06:00:19 -0800

You and your damn pigs! I've got a koala bear with wet bottom syndrome (that's right - cystitis). Do you even care?

By: synaesthetichaze

synaesthetichaze — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 07:29:31 -0800

My favorite part of the site is the favicon.

By: mr_crash_davis

mr_crash_davis — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 09:58:06 -0800

My blue, hairy, sneezing, head-on-one-side, running a fever and off their feed weaners have a 78% chance of Actinobacillus Pleuropneumonia (App). God help us.

By: homunculus

homunculus — Sat, 20 Jan 2007 09:16:02 -0800

America's top pork producer churns out a sea of waste that has destroyed rivers, killed millions of fish and generated one of the largest fines in EPA history. Welcome to the dark side of the other white meat.