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The Anonymous Message Server - leave a message, get a message. (or a URL, if you want.)
posted by divabat (28 comments total) 11 users marked this as a favorite

 
I think the link might want to be this
posted by samstarling at 3:22 AM on January 22, 2007


They both work - the first one's the link I got.
posted by divabat at 3:37 AM on January 22, 2007


A more efficient goatse spreading vector I never did see.
posted by cillit bang at 3:56 AM on January 22, 2007 [1 favorite]


plant a carrot, get a carrot
posted by jfuller at 4:10 AM on January 22, 2007


I thought the goatse spreading vectors were (1, 0, 0) and (1, π, 0) (in cylindrical co-ordinates, of course, with the z-axis pointing, er, 'out of' the goatse).
posted by chrismear at 4:10 AM on January 22, 2007


Sometimes math jokes are funny. Sometimes.
posted by loquacious at 4:19 AM on January 22, 2007 [2 favorites]


loqqy, I tried to send you an 'I love you' message through the AMS, but apparently that's too short and I have to write something 'interesting'.
posted by chrismear at 4:27 AM on January 22, 2007


Huh. I input the URL to my MeFi user profile page and it gave me a link back to this thread.

Somewhere very far away, somewhere very, very strange and incomprehensible this means something, something very profound, compelling and deep. Something meaningful.

This is not that place.
posted by loquacious at 4:32 AM on January 22, 2007


Loquacious, upon my visit to that site, it gave me your profile page as the random url.
posted by vagabond at 4:47 AM on January 22, 2007


Here's the message I left: Outside my window, as I eat my bread and soup, a police helicopter is scouring the cold flood-swollen Thames, looking for a boy who slipped in and disappeared yesterday afternoon. - what I got in return was a long, involved, and needless to say profane, Satanic prayer.
posted by Flashman at 5:11 AM on January 22, 2007


These pretzels are making me THIRSTY!
posted by furtive at 5:12 AM on January 22, 2007


Wow. I left a sex joke and I got back a story about how someone got a boner while rubbing a 12 year-old girl's chest and that it was legal because she was his neice and the sister/mother asked him to put Vicks on her daughter's bare chest to help with the hacking cough.
posted by pmbuko at 6:10 AM on January 22, 2007 [2 favorites]


Wow. I left a sex joke and I got back a story about how someone got a boner while rubbing a 12 year-old girl's chest and that it was legal because she was his neice and the sister/mother asked him to put Vicks on her daughter's bare chest to help with the hacking cough.
posted by pmbuko


I think maybe you were visiting grouphug. We've all done it. You can admit it.
posted by ninjew at 8:30 AM on January 22, 2007 [1 favorite]


Whoa. This is old.

I remember playing around with this in 1996, maybe before. I think it was listed in Internet World magazine.
posted by roll truck roll at 9:31 AM on January 22, 2007


there's another website where you can chat with zippy the pinhead. i said "hello zippy" and he replied "ann landers taught me how to shoplift!"
posted by bruce at 10:23 AM on January 22, 2007 [1 favorite]


Ha! And this is the same guy who made another interweb classic, Guess the Evil Dictator or Sitcom Character.

I knew I recognized that favicon from somewhere.
posted by roll truck roll at 11:38 AM on January 22, 2007


This is lovely!
posted by Anything at 12:24 PM on January 22, 2007


I entered a Pop reference and got a review of a book that I want to read, but they didn't give the title...

That wasn't nice.
posted by Cyclopsis Raptor at 12:31 PM on January 22, 2007


So far I've received far less clever messages than I've sent.
posted by Anything at 12:48 PM on January 22, 2007


I put a lyric to a song I have stuck in my head, and I got "Metafilter sent me here."
posted by daninnj at 12:59 PM on January 22, 2007


Plant a rubber duck, get a yardstick.
posted by Anything at 2:34 PM on January 22, 2007 [1 favorite]


I'm dissappointed. I read it as Anonymous Massage Server.
posted by ereshkigal45 at 2:55 PM on January 22, 2007


I put in something really thoughtful and got:
Help me or better yet help yourselves

Help your own goddamn self, buddy.
posted by arcticwoman at 5:18 PM on January 22, 2007


I left:
Casale Media ate my baby. It's true. I left the computer on and stepped away for a minute. I can't even remember what for, actually. I think it was to answer the phone or something. So, I was away from the computer, and remember, I hadn't cleared my cookies for like two or three months. I guess there's this patch for Firefox that I haven't downloaded either. And Windows keeps flashing an icon down on the lower right that I have to click three or so times to get to go away. So I guess my computer isn't too safe.

You'd think I'd know better. Of course, the minute I turn my back, the baby crawls up to the monitor and starts tapping on it. You know, baby-like. Nothing serious. At least nothing that should anger any normal computer. But alas, my computer with its vicious collection of cookies, virusii, and other assorted nastiness accumulated from months of unfettered Myspace browsing, porn downloading, music swapping, and online gaming would not have it.

The computer spewed forth a demon, a crusty Casale cookie that had spent far too much time in the oven. Its scales flaked away to the floor. Drool oozed from its gaping maw, staining the carpet instantly with a crusty, semen-like residue. Slowly and hideously it drew its one horrible, blood-shot eye upon my infant namesake.

There were two coos before the monster leapt, slurping the child up whole upon impact.


I got:

i really miss lowbrow.com. i used to love to get baked and click through it for hours.


I feel a little cheated.

posted by Dr-Baa at 7:08 PM on January 22, 2007


Thanks for reminding me of "Guess the Dictator or Sit-Com Character."

I finally stumped it with Larry from Dharma & Greg. This is a beautiful moment.
posted by grapefruitmoon at 11:08 PM on January 22, 2007


I emailed zefrank once. I said "Because of the way you mix your audio on The Show, it just blew my speakers. I hope you're happy."

he said "I am."
posted by tehloki at 11:17 PM on January 22, 2007


Wow, cool - I got a link to a really tasty-looking ancho lentil soup. And I was looking for a soup recipe for a dinner I'm cooking soon. Serendipitous.
posted by rhiannon at 11:49 PM on January 22, 2007


I actually joyed in sending myself "Y helo thar, buttsekz?" over and over again, until I got a message back saying "Buttsekz? Where, when, and how much?"
posted by tehloki at 7:04 AM on January 24, 2007 [1 favorite]


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