This seems very nuanced to me. Double entendre and all. posted by koeselitz at 11:12 AM on January 22, 2007
Those girls can stand with both feet flat on the floor and shit in a dumpster.
I learned that expression from a collection of short stories that had been printed in biker magazines, and have never been able to use it until now. posted by Astro Zombie at 11:14 AM on January 22, 2007 [3 favorites has favorites]
R Crumb approved. posted by peacay at 11:17 AM on January 22, 2007
This is as much about broad hips and narrow waists as it is about asses. Your comments misrepresent the post! posted by jouke at 1:25 PM on January 22, 2007
Not my "cup o' tea". BUTT it's fine for other folk i guess. posted by winks007 at 1:27 PM on January 22, 2007
If anyone ever wondered where the shape of a valentine came from, some of those pictures should lay the question to rest. posted by ScotchLynx at 2:34 PM on January 22, 2007
Oh, greaaaat. Yet another set of images designed to warp the human psyche on our perception of what "beauty" and "sexy" is. How the hell am I supposed to live up to that unattainable ideal? HOW DO I GET SOME JUNK IN MY TRUNK? posted by liquorice at 2:45 PM on January 22, 2007
J Scott Campbell was drawing ridiculously disproportioned girls long before this artist came along. posted by Mr.Encyclopedia at 2:47 PM on January 22, 2007
All I wanna know is, how does anyone make the time to crank out like a hundred of these things?! I can barely do my day job work, a weekly webcomic and the occasional side piece... *sobs*
If I could turn out that much work I wouldn't need a day job. posted by zoogleplex at 2:52 PM on January 22, 2007
Can't wait for the "Preggers n' Lactatin'" series.
Unless I can. posted by hal9k at 2:53 PM on January 22, 2007
nickyskye:"The person who taught me that word also taught me:"
(A misremembered version that doesn't quite scan.)
The sexual life of the camel
ls stranger than anyone thinks
At the height of the mating season
He tries to bugger the sphinx
But the sphinx’s posterior sphincter
Is all clogged by the sands of the Nile
Which accounts for the hump on the camel
And the sphinx's instructable smile
In the process of syphilization
From the anthropoid ape down to man
It is generally held that the Navy
Has buggered whatever it can
Yet recent extensive researches
By Darwin and Huxley and Hall
Conclusively prove that the hedgehog
Has never been buggered at all. posted by PeterMcDermott at 4:29 PM on January 22, 2007
Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go 'round. posted by arcticwoman at 5:10 PM on January 22, 2007
I don't see anything "near abstract" about them
Abstract, hell.
Huh. If y'all can't see the abstracted shapes in this one, I don't know what to say. But ok, maybe most of the abstracting is occurring in my head, which is why I used "near-abstract." The way she pulls out and emphasizes shape and color from the female body reminded me of the way someone like Arthur Dove abstracted out shapes and color from landscapes and lawn mowers. It's clearly representational, sure, and not as far along as Dove's stuff, but I think the impulse to lose the representation in favor of stylized shapes is definitely there in some amount. I just see it more than you, I guess.
Perhaps being a fag helps me see past the badonkadonk more easily. :) posted by mediareport at 7:23 PM on January 22, 2007
Well then, gotta celebrate that with the lyrics: I Like Big Butts by Sir Mix-A-Lot. posted by nickyskye at 7:23 PM on January 22, 2007
/derail
omg I love Les Toil'sroly polys! And Duane Bryer's sweet Hilda. Hey, articwoman, pls do a front page post on his/their art! posted by nickyskye at 8:59 PM on January 22, 2007
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