Pony request: Can we have anonymous posting in the blue?

January 23, 2007 8:42 PM

Can someone wipe my butt?[more inside]
posted by emelenjr (50 comments total)

No.
posted by bigmusic at 8:47 PM on January 23, 2007

Okay, everyone who hasn't had too much to drink step forward - hey, not so fast there, emelenjr.
posted by yhbc at 8:48 PM on January 23, 2007 [1 favorite]

Okay, everyone who hasn't had too much to drink step forward - hey, not so fast there, emelenjr.
posted by yhbc at 8:48 PM on January 23, 2007 [1 favorite]

Heh.
posted by yhbc at 8:49 PM on January 23, 2007

More inside what?
posted by thecaddy at 8:50 PM on January 23, 2007

hey, i liked that.

don't know why you posted it, or what relevance it has to anything or if it even needs to have relevance to anything, but i liked it.
posted by modernsquid at 8:51 PM on January 23, 2007

I'm scared to click on the link...
posted by miss lynnster at 8:51 PM on January 23, 2007

How is this a pony request? If there is an answer to that question, why is *this* posted to the blue?
posted by Nice Donkey at 8:54 PM on January 23, 2007

Having a Sony DV does not make you a director.

Revision: Having a Sony DV makes you a director, but you could use an editor.
posted by roll truck roll at 8:56 PM on January 23, 2007

Surely this is an all too plain attempt at baiting the 'poop on girlfriend' crowd.

And John Favreau simply looks terrible in this piece.
posted by isopraxis at 8:59 PM on January 23, 2007 [1 favorite]

BLAST HER.
posted by The Straightener at 9:02 PM on January 23, 2007 [1 favorite]

Ya musta been high-i-yai-yaaaaa
posted by BeerFilter at 9:03 PM on January 23, 2007

Uncle bruce has the right idea.
posted by boo_radley at 9:13 PM on January 23, 2007

I liked it! Especially the bit at the end.

Click it miss lynnster, Click it!
posted by dog food sugar at 9:14 PM on January 23, 2007

Also: what is this flaming sack on my doorstep?
posted by boo_radley at 9:15 PM on January 23, 2007

be careful what you ask for
posted by pyramid termite at 9:18 PM on January 23, 2007

That was funny. I loved how the uncle tries to explain to the kid, and th ekid just points imperiosly at the toilet paper.

So true. So very, very true.
posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 9:19 PM on January 23, 2007

If that's the quality you get outta the new DV cams I now want one. Also, I liked it.
posted by jimmythefish at 9:23 PM on January 23, 2007

This is a time of waste.
posted by hal9k at 9:24 PM on January 23, 2007

Wow. That kid, Ben Wapner, is genius. And the people who filmed him are pretty good, too. Good work all around. Maybe not a great post, but great post!
posted by mongonikol at 9:25 PM on January 23, 2007

Best butt-wiping movie ever.
posted by facetious at 9:28 PM on January 23, 2007

I've met that kid.

I taught preschool and kids who didn't know how to wipe their own butts at age four were the bane of my existence.

Most of them weren't as cute as that kid, though.
posted by grapefruitmoon at 9:35 PM on January 23, 2007

ZOMGORZ AMAZING. So funny. Thanks!
posted by wemayfreeze at 9:47 PM on January 23, 2007

Hilarious movie! I also love how they did the closing credits with the different children's book covers. Brilliant.
posted by mijuta at 9:51 PM on January 23, 2007

Can someone please post bestoftheweb?
posted by Kudos at 9:55 PM on January 23, 2007

Uncle Bruce is a bit of an asshole, though.
posted by birdhaus at 9:59 PM on January 23, 2007

Never has pooping been so charming.

Excuse me a moment.

...

Sigh.
...

MMMMMGGHHH.
....
Ick.
....

Nope.

Never again will pooping be so charming.
posted by Astro Zombie at 10:01 PM on January 23, 2007

Clicking the link made my computer freeze up. Had to unplug.
posted by Iron Rat at 10:32 PM on January 23, 2007

I was cleaning my anus with water by that age. I can't imagine using toilet paper as a primary means of anal hygiene.
posted by spacediver at 10:36 PM on January 23, 2007

Water? Ewww. By that age I was using Benzene.
posted by washburn at 11:05 PM on January 23, 2007

Dang it, video doesn't work for me. Does it contain an anonomous butt wiping pony?
posted by jefbla at 11:15 PM on January 23, 2007

I wanted to hate this..but but.. but... but... I loved it! That kid is a dead ringer for my own. Why, dear god, WHY won't he use the terlet paper? I'm an American; I will not invest in a bidet, no matter how often he pleads.
posted by maryh at 11:24 PM on January 23, 2007

that's funny, because i was cleaning my water with anus by that age!
posted by joeblough at 11:34 PM on January 23, 2007

Will this thead disappear without any splashback or evidence of its existence, or will it leave a nasty slimy mark in the bottom of the bowl? I suspect the latter...
posted by Chunder at 2:08 AM on January 24, 2007

The filmmaker made some great decisions. For example, having the kid on the toilet asking to have his butt wiped instead of Uncle Bruce. Genius!
posted by veggieboy at 2:40 AM on January 24, 2007

Cute
posted by chillmost at 3:17 AM on January 24, 2007

I was cleaning my anus with water by that age. I can't imagine using toilet paper as a primary means of anal hygiene.

I say take off and nuke the anus from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
posted by kirkaracha at 5:54 AM on January 24, 2007 [2 favorites]

I don't want to be exposed to anus.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 6:48 AM on January 24, 2007

Best use of [more inside] ever.
posted by Saucy Intruder at 6:54 AM on January 24, 2007

Kirkaracha wins!
posted by CynicalKnight at 8:04 AM on January 24, 2007

I wish I could get to the point where somebody could wipe my butt.
posted by koeselitz at 8:30 AM on January 24, 2007

I wanted so badly to hate that film when I started watching. Good thing, too, since I got to keep hating it, all the way to the end. This "film" is insipid.
posted by TheNewWazoo at 9:47 AM on January 24, 2007

There's a place for these kinds of questions, emelenjr.
posted by squarehead at 12:00 PM on January 24, 2007

The only thing, for me, more irritating than the guy washing his hands at the end of this is the fact I know a woman who actually DOES wipe her 10 year old son's ass to this day. Yes, he screams out "Mom, come wipe my butt."

I wonder if it would scar a kid If I was to just stand there laughing at and slapping him, like he deserves. Neither kid is cute enough to override my sense of "Fuck you, you pretentious, LAZY, egotistical parasite".
posted by dozo at 12:56 PM on January 24, 2007

dozo writes "The only thing, for me, more irritating than the guy washing his hands at the end of this is the fact I know a woman who actually DOES wipe her 10 year old son's ass to this day. Yes, he screams out 'Mom, come wipe my butt.'"

That's pathetic. Unless he has some serious developmental delays or physical problems, there is no reason whatsofuckingever for himt o not wipe his own ass. Boy, is puberty going to be fun for that kid..
posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 1:19 PM on January 24, 2007

Shatfilter.
posted by dhartung at 1:20 PM on January 24, 2007

For you folks that still have Atati 2600s or whatever and can't view the film, it was encoded in H.264 so you'll probably need Quicktime 7.x.
posted by Rhomboid at 1:28 PM on January 24, 2007

Scatfilter.
posted by Mental Wimp at 3:30 PM on January 24, 2007

Reason #328 I'm glad I don't have children. Cute video, tho'.
posted by deborah at 6:54 PM on January 24, 2007

ND! I missed you!
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 6:19 PM on January 31, 2007