Comments on: Pony request: Can we have anonymous posting in the blue?

Pony request: Can we have anonymous posting in the blue?

emelenjr — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 20:42:03 -0800

Can someone wipe my butt? [more inside]

By: bigmusic

bigmusic — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 20:47:49 -0800

No.

By: yhbc

yhbc — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 20:48:50 -0800

Okay, everyone who hasn't had too much to drink step forward - hey, not so fast there, emelenjr.

By: yhbc

yhbc — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 20:48:52 -0800

Okay, everyone who hasn't had too much to drink step forward - hey, not so fast there, emelenjr.

By: yhbc

yhbc — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 20:49:12 -0800

Heh.

By: thecaddy

thecaddy — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 20:50:50 -0800

More inside what?

By: modernsquid

modernsquid — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 20:51:25 -0800

hey, i liked that. don't know why you posted it, or what relevance it has to anything or if it even needs to have relevance to anything, but i liked it.

By: miss lynnster

miss lynnster — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 20:51:51 -0800

I'm scared to click on the link...

By: Nice Donkey

Nice Donkey — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 20:54:03 -0800

How is this a pony request? If there is an answer to that question, why is *this* posted to the blue?

By: roll truck roll

roll truck roll — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 20:56:53 -0800

Having a Sony DV does not make you a director. Revision: Having a Sony DV makes you a director, but you could use an editor.

By: isopraxis

isopraxis — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 20:59:18 -0800

Surely this is an all too plain attempt at baiting the 'poop on girlfriend' crowd. And John Favreau simply looks terrible in this piece.

By: The Straightener

The Straightener — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 21:02:09 -0800

BLAST HER.

By: BeerFilter

BeerFilter — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 21:03:43 -0800

Ya musta been high-i-yai-yaaaaa

By: boo_radley

boo_radley — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 21:13:43 -0800

Uncle bruce has the right idea.

By: dog food sugar

dog food sugar — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 21:14:40 -0800

I liked it! Especially the bit at the end. Click it miss lynnster, Click it!

By: boo_radley

boo_radley — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 21:15:28 -0800

Also: what is this flaming sack on my doorstep?

By: pyramid termite

pyramid termite — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 21:18:24 -0800

be careful what you ask for

By: dirtynumbangelboy

dirtynumbangelboy — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 21:19:24 -0800

That was funny. I loved how the uncle tries to explain to the kid, and th ekid just points imperiosly at the toilet paper. So true. So very, very true.

By: jimmythefish

jimmythefish — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 21:23:02 -0800

If that's the quality you get outta the new DV cams I now want one. Also, I liked it.

By: hal9k

hal9k — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 21:24:26 -0800

This is a time of waste.

By: mongonikol

mongonikol — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 21:25:56 -0800

Wow. That kid, Ben Wapner, is genius. And the people who filmed him are pretty good, too. Good work all around. Maybe not a great post, but great post!

By: facetious

facetious — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 21:28:03 -0800

Best butt-wiping movie ever.

By: grapefruitmoon

grapefruitmoon — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 21:35:39 -0800

I've met that kid. I taught preschool and kids who didn't know how to wipe their own butts at age four were the bane of my existence. Most of them weren't as cute as that kid, though.

By: wemayfreeze

wemayfreeze — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 21:47:44 -0800

ZOMGORZ AMAZING. So funny. Thanks!

By: mijuta

mijuta — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 21:51:31 -0800

Hilarious movie! I also love how they did the closing credits with the different children's book covers. Brilliant.

By: Kudos

Kudos — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 21:55:52 -0800

Can someone please post bestoftheweb?

By: birdhaus

birdhaus — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 21:59:42 -0800

Uncle Bruce is a bit of an asshole, though.

By: Astro Zombie

Astro Zombie — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 22:01:23 -0800

Never has pooping been so charming. Excuse me a moment. ... Sigh. ... MMMMMGGHHH. .... Ick. .... Nope. Never again will pooping be so charming.

By: Iron Rat

Iron Rat — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 22:32:32 -0800

Clicking the link made my computer freeze up. Had to unplug.

By: spacediver

spacediver — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 22:36:21 -0800

I was cleaning my anus with water by that age. I can't imagine using toilet paper as a primary means of anal hygiene.

By: washburn

washburn — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 23:05:15 -0800

Water? Ewww. By that age I was using Benzene.

By: jefbla

jefbla — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 23:15:46 -0800

Dang it, video doesn't work for me. Does it contain an anonomous butt wiping pony?

By: maryh

maryh — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 23:24:48 -0800

I wanted to hate this..but but.. but... but... I loved it! That kid is a dead ringer for my own. Why, dear god, WHY won't he use the terlet paper? I'm an American; I will not invest in a bidet, no matter how often he pleads.

By: joeblough

joeblough — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 23:34:29 -0800

that's funny, because i was cleaning my water with anus by that age!

By: Chunder

Chunder — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 02:08:49 -0800

Will this thead disappear without any splashback or evidence of its existence, or will it leave a nasty slimy mark in the bottom of the bowl? I suspect the latter...

By: veggieboy

veggieboy — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 02:40:12 -0800

The filmmaker made some great decisions. For example, having the kid on the toilet asking to have his butt wiped instead of Uncle Bruce. Genius!

By: chillmost

chillmost — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 03:17:44 -0800

Cute

By: kirkaracha

kirkaracha — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 05:54:41 -0800

I was cleaning my anus with water by that age. I can't imagine using toilet paper as a primary means of anal hygiene. I say take off and nuke the anus from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

By: mr_crash_davis

mr_crash_davis — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 06:48:04 -0800

I don't want to be exposed to anus.

By: Saucy Intruder

Saucy Intruder — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 06:54:54 -0800

Best use of [more inside] ever.

By: CynicalKnight

CynicalKnight — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 08:04:00 -0800

Kirkaracha wins!

By: koeselitz

koeselitz — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 08:30:00 -0800

I wish I could get to the point where somebody could wipe my butt.

By: TheNewWazoo

TheNewWazoo — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 09:47:10 -0800

I wanted so badly to hate that film when I started watching. Good thing, too, since I got to keep hating it, all the way to the end. This "film" is insipid.

By: squarehead

squarehead — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 12:00:01 -0800

There's a place for these kinds of questions, emelenjr.

By: dozo

dozo — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 12:56:08 -0800

The only thing, for me, more irritating than the guy washing his hands at the end of this is the fact I know a woman who actually DOES wipe her 10 year old son's ass to this day. Yes, he screams out "Mom, come wipe my butt." I wonder if it would scar a kid If I was to just stand there laughing at and slapping him, like he deserves. Neither kid is cute enough to override my sense of "Fuck you, you pretentious, LAZY, egotistical parasite".

By: dirtynumbangelboy

dirtynumbangelboy — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 13:19:28 -0800

dozo writes "The only thing, for me, more irritating than the guy washing his hands at the end of this is the fact I know a woman who actually DOES wipe her 10 year old son's ass to this day. Yes, he screams out 'Mom, come wipe my butt.'" That's pathetic. Unless he has some serious developmental delays or physical problems, there is no reason whatsofuckingever for himt o not wipe his own ass. Boy, is puberty going to be fun for that kid..

By: dhartung

dhartung — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 13:20:37 -0800

Shatfilter.

By: Rhomboid

Rhomboid — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 13:28:27 -0800

For you folks that still have Atati 2600s or whatever and can't view the film, it was encoded in H.264 so you'll probably need Quicktime 7.x.

By: Mental Wimp

Mental Wimp — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 15:30:15 -0800

Scatfilter.

By: deborah

deborah — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 18:54:40 -0800

Reason #328 I'm glad I don't have children. Cute video, tho'.

By: goodnewsfortheinsane

goodnewsfortheinsane — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 18:19:25 -0800

ND! I missed you!