Comments on: "I Got Mixed Up With Some Dungeons and Dragons Bitches"

"I Got Mixed Up With Some Dungeons and Dragons Bitches"

bardic — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 16:07:18 -0800

A Day in the Life (nsfw, youtube, two minutes of your life you can't have back)

By: soundofsuburbia

soundofsuburbia — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 16:13:09 -0800

About right.

By: parm=serial

parm=serial — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 16:13:41 -0800

Dumb. And sad.

By: i_am_a_Jedi

i_am_a_Jedi — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 16:14:22 -0800

Two words: Bitch tits

By: Flashman

Flashman — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 16:15:13 -0800

awesome

By: JPowers

JPowers — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 16:15:38 -0800

Reminds of "The Simpsons" episode where Lisa becomes president. She's asking how the country ended up in such a poor state of affairs and Millhouse, one of her advisors, says something like, "Well, the previous administration invested in the children as our future. Big mistake!"

By: facetious

facetious — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 16:21:22 -0800

22 seconds.

By: boo_radley

boo_radley — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 16:26:02 -0800

wgat

By: lupus_yonderboy

lupus_yonderboy — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 16:36:45 -0800

That's dreadful. What a waste of time.

By: doublesix

doublesix — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 16:44:05 -0800

You got collegehumor.com in my metafilter! You got metafilter on my collegehumor.com!

By: cgc373

cgc373 — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 16:46:06 -0800

Here we have an example of a dude who takes to heart that whole idea of "creating reality."

By: tkchrist

tkchrist — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 16:46:21 -0800

Children are precious. Though. He did raise an interesting an unintended point: What DO leprechauns do all day? Not exercise apparently. But what else? Now I'm curious.

By: Brak

Brak — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 16:46:58 -0800

Children shouldn't be allowed to do meth.

By: suki

suki — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 16:53:05 -0800

Every time I'm on a plane or train I swear I end up next to that kid's older brother.

By: sleevener

sleevener — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 17:03:16 -0800

That child is as comfortable with his swears as I am with derogatory comments about his weight.

By: miss lynnster

miss lynnster — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 17:06:27 -0800

Sometimes I REALLY don't miss childhood. Watching that video was one of those times.

By: Skygazer

Skygazer — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 17:15:32 -0800

I'm just glad the camera didn't pan down to show his cut off leg that was sewed back on. I hate running away from dragons. They're punk ass mofo's.

By: Lentrohamsanin

Lentrohamsanin — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 17:21:28 -0800

Insane Clown Posse: The Early Years.

By: ottereroticist

ottereroticist — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 17:25:27 -0800

Kids saying fuck is funny. I am not being sarcastic.

By: emelenjr

emelenjr — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 17:27:11 -0800

I saw too much of that kid's underwear. I wonder how long it's been since he saw it. Judging by the mid-video soda break, I'd say it's been a while.

By: Alvy Ampersand

Alvy Ampersand — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 17:27:17 -0800

Through some lightening fast mouse clicking, I managed to get 1:57 minutes of my life back! I could write a song with this regained time! Call someone I care about and tell them I love them! Start washing the pile of dishes that I swear have started moving of their own accord! I feel so free and full of potential!!! *Clicks Post Comment, tabs over to My Comments, hits F5 for four minutes*

By: Kwine

Kwine — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 18:05:23 -0800

The best part is how pacing and talking at a moderately high volume for a minute was so taxing on his system that he has to stop and take a drink, gasping for air all the while. If that kid had to play a game of tag he'd have a coronary.

By: wemayfreeze

wemayfreeze — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 18:26:44 -0800

5 comments already about this kid's size. JESUS CHRIST STOP ALREADY.

By: Astro Zombie

Astro Zombie — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 18:38:57 -0800

HE'S NOT FAT! HE'S JUST FULL OF CRAZY! STOP MOCKING HIM!

By: LordSludge

LordSludge — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 18:45:55 -0800

Reminds me of my quiet, introverted 12yo nephew. And that makes this very funny to me.

By: dhartung

dhartung — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 18:49:13 -0800

According to the comments by the YT poster, it's his brother, he's actually sixteen, but doesn't look it due to a hormone imbalance caused by a tumor. The necklace isn't a D&D prop, it's a medical alert. Anyway, I thought this Andy Milonakis stuff was done to death a few years ago?

By: Astro Zombie

Astro Zombie — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 18:55:24 -0800

It still doesn't explain why he's in his underpants.

By: Kwine

Kwine — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 18:56:36 -0800

"5 comments already about this kid's size. JESUS CHRIST STOP ALREADY." I count 2, maybe 2 and a half. i_am_a_jedi's comment is one. emelenjr is two. tkchrist's comment is about how he apparently doesn't exercise, which is both a reasonable conclusion given the evidence and a different (though related) issue from his "size," as you put it. But I'll be charitable and spot you the half. sleevener says that he/she is as comfortable with comments about his weight as the kid is with cursing, which is to say, not very comfortable. sleevener is with you. And then there's my comment, which is about how the kid appears to be in terrible, terrible shape, based on the gasping and the rest break. I've known big kids who were fantastic athletes, and even some big kids who could really run fast. This kid is struggling after an extremely moderate amount of activity, at an age when he should be able to bounce off the walls all day long. My use of "the best part" was ironic; it's actually the worst; it is pitiable. Unless he has some kind of debiliatating disease, it is in fact shameful, for some combination of the kid, his parents, and his culture. I stand behind my comment.

By: Kwine

Kwine — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 18:58:43 -0800

On non-preview: he apparently has a debilitating disease. I retract my comments. I hope he gets outstanding medical care and lives a full and happy life.

By: Astro Zombie

Astro Zombie — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 19:11:39 -0800

And crazy pills.

By: jimfl

jimfl — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 19:14:52 -0800

There has to be some value in the fact that drunken teenage pathos is now available for anyone to watch. I am at a loss to precisely articulate what that value is, but it's got to be there. Wait... what?

By: fandango_matt

fandango_matt — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 19:58:47 -0800

Well, now we know who play Cartman in the live-action South Park movie.

By: bicyclefish

bicyclefish — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 20:04:38 -0800

Little dude's been watching some Trailer Park Boys, if you ask me.

By: obloquy

obloquy — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 20:14:39 -0800

It's hard out there for a pimp.

By: pyramid termite

pyramid termite — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 20:49:01 -0800

you guys are just jealous because he's so articulate and intelligent

By: gspm

gspm — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 20:50:40 -0800

While watching that I could not remember if I have ever before thought swearing to be quite so.... lame, I guess.

By: notmydesk

notmydesk — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 20:54:48 -0800

What DO leprechauns do all day? They make shoes.

By: MrMustard

MrMustard — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 23:12:29 -0800

I thought they stole underpants. Or was that gnomes?

By: chillmost

chillmost — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 00:06:11 -0800

Somebody's gonna get their mouth washed out with soap.

By: hypersloth

hypersloth — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 02:59:33 -0800

did you see the tags on the youtube video? wtf?! will not propagate

By: Bovine Love

Bovine Love — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 09:25:42 -0800

Fuck, that was fucking sweet. Let see all you skinny motherfuckers take off your shirts and do some tube time.

By: grobstein

grobstein — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 17:12:59 -0800