Will there be caffeinated jelly donuts filled with caffeinated jelly? posted by boo_radley at 9:56 AM on January 26, 2007
Be prepared the singularity is coming in the next ten minutes! posted by darkripper at 9:57 AM on January 26, 2007
They make you poo. posted by recurve at 10:03 AM on January 26, 2007
They should find a way to infuse a doughnut with cyanide and make it taste good, for those who want to get right to the point and skip all those years of doughnut-induced health decline. posted by gurple at 10:03 AM on January 26, 2007
"It was so bitter it made me pucker up bad. I thought, 'No wonder they don't make it,'" he told the Herald Sun.
Most people would stop at that point... posted by InfidelZombie at 10:06 AM on January 26, 2007
"O wonder!
How many goodly creatures are there here!
How beautious mankind is!
O brave new world,
That has such people in't!" posted by Astro Zombie at 10:10 AM on January 26, 2007
It would be fun to secretly switch these in on your standard little-old-lady sewing circle. posted by hermitosis at 10:11 AM on January 26, 2007
Most people would stop at that point...
There's the spirit that won the war! posted by jimmythefish at 10:12 AM on January 26, 2007
I'll take a bag of those with a cup of decaf. posted by Blazecock Pileon at 10:27 AM on January 26, 2007
Hold the coffee: scientist puts caffeine in doughnuts
But... what do I dunk them in?
:bursts into tears: posted by fleetmouse at 10:30 AM on January 26, 2007
dunk them in a jelly donut posted by subtle_squid at 10:31 AM on January 26, 2007
Where does this move the Rapture Index? posted by OmieWise at 10:42 AM on January 26, 2007
SCIENCE DONUTS!
They should find a way to infuse a doughnut with cyanide and make it taste good, for those who want to get right to the point and skip all those years of doughnut-induced health decline.
Balderdash and poppycock.
Getting there is all the fun. posted by loquacious at 10:55 AM on January 26, 2007
I won't be satisfied till I can breath caffienated air all day at the office. posted by Parannoyed at 11:21 AM on January 26, 2007
i'll take mine with a triple shot espresso, and a line of coke. posted by nola at 11:26 AM on January 26, 2007
Call me when they combine sex and a boston creme. posted by hal9k at 11:57 AM on January 26, 2007
I thought caffeine was much more efficacious when the delivery system is hot, like coffee? Anecdotally, I would agree. posted by mrgrimm at 12:28 PM on January 26, 2007
hal9k, are you just waiting for someone to tell you about Boston cremepies? Because they're pretty gross, with all that thick white oop oozing out.
I think I've skeeved myself out. But with that setup--! Anyway, SCIENCE!, in the form of careful experimentation, tells me that Boston cremes are really good. posted by booksandlibretti at 12:59 PM on January 26, 2007
I won't be satisfied till I can breath caffienated air all day at the office.
posted by Parannoyed
I was just thinking of an archway you walked through that spritzed the caffein-air, but maybe your suggestion is more thorough. posted by Burhanistan at 1:04 PM on January 26, 2007
Can they make them carb, fat, & sugar free, filled with caffeine, and ALSO magically delicious? 'Cuz until they get that nailed I think they should keep trying. posted by miss lynnster at 2:05 PM on January 26, 2007
This is great, now that I can get my caffiene fix without dunking my donuts in my coffee, I can now dunk them in heroin. posted by davelog at 2:07 PM on January 26, 2007
Oh man I loved that ThinkGeek caffeinated soap. Got it from a girlfriend as a gift years back. Minty fresh! Took me a while to realize that that the caffeine was actually being inhaled rather than absorbed through the skin (apparently the molecules are too big to be absorbed that way). I typically take really fast showers so I had to learn to relax and soak it up. Did give a decent buzz after a long shower.
Wouldnt go near a doughnut, never mind one with caffeine in it. posted by elendil71 at 4:36 PM on January 26, 2007
Science can get to fuck until I get me a futuristic hover-style jetpack, a transporter, a robot and a warp drive. And a holodeck. And a replicator. posted by bonaldi at 4:47 PM on January 26, 2007
coffee has bioflavanoids and other antioxidants, no fat, no carbs...science is failing me here. posted by owhydididoit at 5:05 PM on January 26, 2007
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