Bear Day Afternoon (NSFW)

February 10, 2007 9:47 AM

Plushie Schwartz is having a "hard" day. VERY VERY VERY NSFW. I'm not gay -- or a plushie -- but I wish my sex life had this soundtrack. I also have to admit that anything with googly eyes turns me on a bit. Enjoy.
posted by grumblebee (21 comments total)

Bearbacking.
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 9:52 AM on February 10, 2007 [1 favorite]

Really?
posted by nathancaswell at 9:54 AM on February 10, 2007

Hey guys I've got some great bukkake videos, they've got a funny soundtrack, should I post them to the blue?
posted by nathancaswell at 9:55 AM on February 10, 2007 [1 favorite]

[This is terrible]
posted by loquacious at 9:56 AM on February 10, 2007

was I supposed to laugh and close the window? If so, thanks.
posted by Busithoth at 9:57 AM on February 10, 2007

Nothing screams "sophistication" like an ad for dickshow.com...
posted by chasing at 9:59 AM on February 10, 2007

WTF, BEE???
posted by papercake at 9:59 AM on February 10, 2007

wow, he's licking that guy's bear ass.
posted by unknowncommand at 10:01 AM on February 10, 2007

You'd hate to be the guy who rented the custom next.

Oh. Also: WTF?
posted by veggieboy at 10:03 AM on February 10, 2007

Either someone has hijacked an account, or someone is going to be banninated.

MeTa.
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 10:03 AM on February 10, 2007

[speechless]
posted by psmealey at 10:03 AM on February 10, 2007

Sigh. That's "costume."

And on second thought, I'm sure there are plenty of people who would line up to rent the costume next.
posted by veggieboy at 10:04 AM on February 10, 2007

This hasn't been pulled yet?
posted by gallois at 10:04 AM on February 10, 2007

What was the word someone used yesterday? Bletcherous? I think that applies here.
posted by fleetmouse at 10:04 AM on February 10, 2007 [2 favorites]

An ad video for a hardcore gay sex site on the front page of the blue.

I want my five fucking dollars back, please.
posted by WinnipegDragon at 10:06 AM on February 10, 2007

The Berenstein Bears sure have fallen on hard times.
posted by fidgets at 10:06 AM on February 10, 2007 [1 favorite]

All things said and done, I hope at least one of us is jerking off to this.
posted by phaedon at 10:08 AM on February 10, 2007 [1 favorite]

That was something awful.
posted by soundofsuburbia at 10:09 AM on February 10, 2007

(NOT HOMOPHOBIC)
posted by soundofsuburbia at 10:10 AM on February 10, 2007

Huh. Turns out gay porn is a lot like straight porn. Except with less vaginas.
posted by psmealey at 10:11 AM on February 10, 2007 [1 favorite]

All things said and done, I hope at least one of us is jerking off to this.

Y'know, I tried. I really did.

I don't think I can go anywhere near a Build-a-Bear for years.
posted by loquacious at 10:12 AM on February 10, 2007