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The Twelve Commandments Of Flaming. Andrew Heenan's Guide To Flaming also features sections on Winning and Strategy, as well as Word Skills , Psychology of Flaming, Definitions Of Flaming, Profiling Flamers and more. "I get the occasional accusation that this site, while claiming to be about resisting and surviving flaming, is actually intended as a training course for would-be flamers," he says... Maybe it's both?
posted by amyms (63 comments total) 12 users marked this as a favorite

 
Shit post, you sistefucking bastard spawn of corpse-eating vultures.
posted by UbuRoivas at 8:20 PM on February 12, 2007


Sisterfucking. That was *sisterfucking*, sisterfucker.
posted by UbuRoivas at 8:21 PM on February 12, 2007


Clearly, you don't know my sister, you nazi fuck.
posted by space2k at 8:26 PM on February 12, 2007


Strawman phallacy, you hegemongrel
posted by grobstein at 8:32 PM on February 12, 2007 [1 favorite]


THIS IS NOT GOING TO END WELL
posted by loquacious at 8:32 PM on February 12, 2007 [2 favorites]


Did someone say flaming? I'm sick and tired of all the HOMOPHOBIA around here. Fuck you homophobes!
posted by serazin at 8:36 PM on February 12, 2007


Clearly, you don't know my sister, you nazi fuck.

Well, your mom told me your sis was pretty good in the sack, when I jumped her bones last night.
posted by UbuRoivas at 8:39 PM on February 12, 2007


Shit post, you sistefucking bastard spawn of corpse-eating vultures.

I might have expected a first comment like that from an obvious misogynist whose bad spelling is clearly a sign of repressed anxiety over his frequent bed-wetting.

Sisterfucking. That was *sisterfucking*, sisterfucker.

You're just lucky you corrected yourself before I really insulted you, mister!
posted by amyms at 8:40 PM on February 12, 2007


Actually, I'm much better at playing the peacemaker... Anyone need a warm cookie and a pre-emptive hug?
posted by amyms at 8:43 PM on February 12, 2007 [1 favorite]


* ducks outta here*

* invests in popcorn company shares *
posted by UbuRoivas at 8:44 PM on February 12, 2007


I'm already feeling excluded, because I am a woman.
posted by Astro Zombie at 8:57 PM on February 12, 2007


Isn't this just begging the question?
posted by Falconetti at 9:04 PM on February 12, 2007 [1 favorite]


Why is everyone going for the easy obscenities? I guess I thought mefi was a littler bit better than that.
posted by clockzero at 9:06 PM on February 12, 2007


Flaming is sooo old - it's all about the bunnyfire now.
posted by gomichild at 9:11 PM on February 12, 2007 [1 favorite]


GODWIN!
posted by Navelgazer at 9:13 PM on February 12, 2007


See you in court, Navelgazer.
posted by Slarty Bartfast at 9:24 PM on February 12, 2007


Uhmm... Yeah, I think I should find another thread, before it smells like gibbons in the incinerator at USAMRID.
posted by MapGuy at 9:25 PM on February 12, 2007


Slarty Bartfast has clearly mastered Commandment #5... I knew that my post would be educational!
posted by amyms at 9:28 PM on February 12, 2007


You might want to stop salivating on your forehead.

TRUMPCARD!
posted by cortex at 9:41 PM on February 12, 2007 [2 favorites]


At least I can identify a porcini mushroom. With the camera. That I have.
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 9:54 PM on February 12, 2007


Now, now, you half-wit, peewee dweeb, adolescent, misogynistic, immoral, ad hominem mud pie flingers you. Just shhh, shut up, behave.
posted by nickyskye at 10:00 PM on February 12, 2007


you're not very nice.
posted by jonmc at 10:02 PM on February 12, 2007


ps I'll take the pre-emptive hug and offer one in kind. :)

Excellent post amyms.

The dynamics of online communities is very interesting.

There's also the great Flamer Personality Disorder site, which details the issues of the archetypal Flame Warriers (nicely illustrated).

The psychology of text relationships and the psychology of cyberspace.
posted by nickyskye at 10:03 PM on February 12, 2007


Stop attacking gays! Oh, somebody said that up thread . . . well, I laughed.
posted by Ironmouth at 10:04 PM on February 12, 2007


Oh bite me, you dingbats.
posted by davy at 10:12 PM on February 12, 2007


Anyone care to join me for hot cocoa and freshly baked cookies? No sock puppets allowed (that means you, cortex).
posted by Kattullus at 10:17 PM on February 12, 2007


The level of discourse and rudeness in this thread is appalling.

Any spoogegargling bastard offspring of a goatcocks cumdribble and apepussy twuntbatter could realize that.
posted by lalochezia at 10:17 PM on February 12, 2007 [1 favorite]


Anyone care to join me for hot cocoa and freshly baked cookies?

I already offered cookies upthread, kattulus. How dare you!?!

I'll take some cocoa, though.
posted by amyms at 10:21 PM on February 12, 2007


This whole thread just sucks huge donkey balls, and as soon as I get my cookies and cocoa I'm outta here, you losers!
posted by RayOrama at 11:00 PM on February 12, 2007 [1 favorite]


They seem to need some cocoa, cookies and hugs over in the Anna Nicole is Dead thread.
posted by nickyskye at 11:15 PM on February 12, 2007


nickyskye, how dare you take attention away from MY thread, you inconsiderate meanie!

I wanted to call you an inconsiderate bitch, but the cookies and hugs are making me feel all cozy and friendly.
posted by amyms at 11:32 PM on February 12, 2007


this thread has shumped the jark.
posted by Hat Maui at 11:34 PM on February 12, 2007 [3 favorites]


I'm not sure posting links that outline flaming techniques is helpful to the community. This sort of thing only encourages other members to "sharpen their angles" so to speak if you take angles to mean, "their flaming abilities." At the very least, you could post links to examples on other forums so that our fellow mefites won't feel obligated to shit all over this thread on flaming. I'd rather there be rational discourse over the malicious, deleterious effects that such rude behavior can have on the psyches of those involved including the flamed and flamers.

I've been in situations on threads where I want to jump in and yell down people for going "lolxians" or "omgs, evolutionary psychology actually is a valid science," when my Christian/genetic behaviorist background compels me to speak out. My advanced intellect, however, is one that does not feel it necessary to stoop to such levels of degradation by playing with intellectual midgets. This is the attitude that I think everyone on Metafilter should strive toward: reserved restraint rather than irrational discourse. It would really clean the place up of bileful (perhaps even baleful) flame outs. The atheists in this place are actually upstanding examples of such behavior unless they hear anything to do with religion. This causes them to become a rapid pack of dogs full of idiotic vitriol that relies on pseudo logic and mirror tricks to make arguments. Giving such people the proverbial "whet stone upon which to sharpen their wits of razor," id est "the rock to strop their knives across" is sheer lunacy.

I am calling you out amyms. You are clearly seeking to cause a stir in a place that should be peace loving, and preferably, full of mentally stimulating intercourse sans violent and vulgar mudslingings. Obviously you were neglected as a child and such attention getting misbehavior is your way of coping with the anguish begot of an unhappy youth filled full of conversations with your stuffed teddy bear and a battered tea cozy.

I hope you have seen the errors of your ways and will repent of them by posting next on "how to deal with flamers in a calm and optimal manner."
posted by Mister Cheese at 12:16 AM on February 13, 2007 [2 favorites]


*crossposts flame war to alt.fan.karl-malden.nose*

On Tue, 20 Jan 1998 23:14:46 +0000, the Raoul Xemblinosky Experience
wrote:

:> >Kyzer wrote:
:> >>
:> >> the Raoul Xemblinosky Experience, while sobering up, wrote:
:> >> : Roger Williams wrote:
:> >> : > the Raoul Xemblinosky Experience wrote:
:> >> : > > Roger Williams wrote:
:> >> : > > > Kyzer wrote:
:> >> : > > > > Hurrah, for 'tis said that the Raoul Xemblinosky Experience did write:
:> >> : > > > > : Roger Williams wrote:
:> >> : > > > > : > the Raoul Xemblinosky Experience wrote:
:> >> : > > > > : > > Roger Williams wrote:
:> >> : > > > > : > > > the Raoul Xemblinosky Experience wrote:
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > Kyzer wrote:
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > From the lips of Roger Williams sprang:
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : the Raoul Xemblinosky Experience wrote:
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > Roger Williams wrote:
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > the Raoul Xemblinosky Experience wrote:
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > stucopeland@webtv.com wrote:
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > weesaul@WEEwilhelp.com (WeeSaul) wrote:
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > > On Fri, 9 Jan 1998 07:15:17 -0800, wamoz@rockme.amade.us (WOLFGANG
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > > AMADEUS MOZART) wrote:
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > > >WeeSaul < weesaul@weewilhelp.com> says...
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > > >> wrote:
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > > >> >WeeSaul wrote:
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > > >> >> On Wed, 07 Jan 1998 21:51:55 -0500, Arsenic wrote:
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > > >> >> >WeeSaul wrote:
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > > >> >> >> On Tue, 06 Jan 1998 22:23:18 -0500, Arsenic wrote:
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > > >> >> >--> lowri wrote:
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > > >> >> >----> FluffyMoth writes
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > > >> >> >--------> I don't get killed, I don't pass on, I don't witness the
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > > >> >> >--------> event. I am dead.
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > > >> >> >--------> That's it.
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > >
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > > >> >> >------> Are you sure you're not just a third party?
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > >
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > > >> >> >----> no... That's definately me... floating there......
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > >
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > > >> >> >--> Really? I could've sworn it was Sonny Bono.
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > >
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > > >> >> >> Really? I could've sworn it was Michael Kennedy.
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > >
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > > >> >> >Really? I could've sworn it was Chris Farley.
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > >
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > > >> >> Really? I could've sworn it was ELVIS.
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > >
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > > >> >Really? I could have sworn it was LEONARD BERNSTEIN conducting the
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > > >> >Chor & Symphonie-Orchester des Bayerischen Rundfunks in a performance
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > > >> >of Mozart's "Requiem."
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > >
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > > >> Really? I could have sworn it was WOLFGANG AMADEUS MOZART conducting
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > > >> the Berliner Philharmoniker in a performance of Pink Floyd's "The
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > > >> Wall."
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > >
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > > >Pffffft with your Pink Floyd, it is so much drug induced noise, no?
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > >
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > > >These Hanson boys with their "MMMM BOP"; *this* is the Tragedy I wish to
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > > >present to my audience.
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > >
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > > Really? I could have sworn it was J.S. BACH conducting the Hansons' in
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > > a performance of Rancid's "Time Bomb."
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > >
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > Really? I could have sworn it was PERCY GRAINGER conducting the Alma
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > Symphony Orchestra in a performance of the Sex Pistols' "Anarchy In The
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > U.K."
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > >
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > Really? I could have sworn it was GORDON SUMNER conducting the Alan
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > Parsons Project in a performance of Sir Richard Pump-A-Loaf's "The
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > Rhythmatist."
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > >
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > Really? I could have sworn it was ROBERT FRIPP conducting the Mahavishnu
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > Orchestra in a performance of the Digital Underground's "Sex Packets".
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > >
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > Really? I could have sworn it was JOE SATRIANI conducting the Love
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > Unlimited Orchestra in a performance of Spinal Tap's "Sex Farm Woman."
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > >
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : Really? I'd swear on a stack of King James Bibles it was MEATLOAF
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : conducting the Doc Severinsen Orchestra in a moving performance of
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : Black Sabbath's "All Moving Parts (Stand Still)".
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > >
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > Really? I'd buy for a dollar that it was OZZY OSBOURNE conducting the
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > Lambeth District Choir in a performance of "Smack My Bitch Up (Radio Edit)"
:> >> : > > > > : > > >
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > Really? I'd buy for 1,000,000 lire ($3 US) that it was AMY GRANT
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > conducting the Salford Lads Club Chorale in a performance of 2
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > Live Crew's "Me So Horny."
:> >> : > > > > : > > >
:> >> : > > > > : > > > Really? I'd buy for 100 lekes ($1 US) that it was KYLIE MINOGUE conducting
:> >> : > > > > : > > > the San Francisco's Gay Men's Chorus in a performance of Ice Cube's
:> >> : > > > > : > > > "Giving Up The Nappy Dugout."
:> >> : > > > > : >
:> >> : > > > > : > > Really? I'd buy for one AOL bisk that it was MELISSA EATSTHERUG
:> >> : > > > > : > > conducting the Indigo Girls in a performance of Ted Nugent's "You
:> >> : > > > > : > > Can Yank Me, You Can Crank Me, But Don't You Wake Up And Thank Me."
:> >> : > > > > : >
:> >> : > > > > : > Really? I'd bet a lobster bisque it was THE LATE FREDDY MERCURY
:> >> : > > > > : > conducting the Itzhak Perlman's Klezmer Orchestra in a performance
:> >> : > > > > : > of Frankie Goes To Hollywood's "Relax".
:> >> : > > >
:> >> : > > > > : Really? I'd bet a dozen Bavarian Cream Donuts it was WHITNEY HOUSTON
:> >> : > > > > : conducting the Mike Curb Congregation in a performance of Frank
:> >> : > > > > : Zappa's "Bobby Brown Goes Down."
:> >> : > > >
:> >> : > > > > Really? I'd bet two of Jeffy's finest Chicken McNuggets it was JANET
:> >> : > > > > JACKSON conducting a Chieftan Tank in a heartrending performance of
:> >> : > > > > Jean Michel Jarre's "Oxygene 8".
:> >> : > > >
:> >> : > > > Really? I'd bet Biil Palmjob's welfare check it was ISAAC HAYES conducting
:> >> : > > > the Boston Pops in a stirring rendition of Megadeth's "Peace Sells (But
:> >> : > > > Who's Buying?)".
:> >> : >
:> >> : > > Really? I'd bet Koputz's royalty check it was LYDIA LUNCH conducting
:> >> : > > the von Trapp Family Singers in an earthshaking performance of Carl
:> >> : > > Douglas's "Kung Fu Fighting."
:> >> : >
:> >> : > Really? I'd bet Zues' annual sweat sock budget that it was DON "NO SOUL"
:> >> : > SIMMONS conducting the Count Basie orchestra in a booty swinging
:> >> : > interpretation of Shaggy's "Boombastic".
:> >>
:> >> : Really? I'd bet Gareth Slinn's annual Thorazine budget that it was
:> >> : NIGEL TUFNEL conducting the Lawrence Welk Orchestra in a down-n-dirty
:> >> : interpretation of the Shaggs' "My Pal Foot Foot."
:> >>
:> >> Really? I'd bet Zoo's entire dogfood supply that it was THE TIME TUNNEL
:> >> urging the CONDENSED SHAKESPEARE COMPANY in a eye-popping rendition of
:> >> Daniel Day Lewis in "My left foot".
:> >
:> >Really? I'd bet Zippy the Pinhead's entire Ding Dong supply that it
:> >was LIBERACE conducting the MARCEL MARCEAU INSTITUT DU MIME in an
:> >unforgettable rendition of Raoul Xemblinosky's "Biilhemian Rhapsody."

Really? I'd bet Jimmy "Fuckhead" Keegan's 3 word vocabulary that it
was ZAMFIR conducting the SPICE GIRLS in a totally uninspired
rendition of Red Peters' "You Promised me the Moon but I prefer
Uranus"


posted by pyramid termite at 1:01 AM on February 13, 2007 [4 favorites]


You mothercocksuckers are all on notice.
posted by psmealey at 4:46 AM on February 13, 2007


Mister Cheese, you capricious felchhammer... :)

Look, things aren't particularly bad on MetaFilter. Yes, there are people who'll go off at the drop of a hat, but most everybody stays reasonable most of the time. MetaFilter has always reminded me of the best corners of Usenet. That said, yes, I often see comments where I just know that people would not have posted if they'd left it sitting for half an hour and looked at it again, but such is the problem of having an instanteneous method of communication which doesn't dissipate into memory like speech. If more people didn't comment instantly it would be a more civil place, but this is the internet. I often write long screeds about certain people that I then save into a textfile and leave on my computer until next time I clean up my desktop, at which point I throw them in the trash. Well, most of the time. Sometimes I post them, but it tends to be the sillier ones, like Metafilterian Trollsody, which I  wrote  sang about MapGuy in the cop spunks on stripper thread. Incidentally, that's about all I have to  say  sing about trolls.

As to your specific complaint about atheists... we're not all of the ZOMGreligionisthegreatestevilEVOR crowd. I personally don't see the point. For me, not caring for religion comes with not caring about religion. Not that I don't care when people do great or terrible things in the name of religion, but it's the act that engages or enrages me. But anyway, that's not the point, some atheists get their knickers in a twist about religion, some don't, just like some Christians get huffy when someone makes Jesusjokes and some don't.

Also, I don't think this will do anything to make trolls "better." Trolls are idiots, nothing much has any effect on them one way or the other. The only thing to do is to wait until they either get bored or banned, which tends to happen fairly quickly.

Oh, and amyms, the reason why I offered people new cookies was because yours tasted like what I'd imagine your asparagus-huffing great-great-grandmother's chunky stool would taste like.
posted by Kattullus at 5:28 AM on February 13, 2007


I knew Katullus would start with the sanity-baiting sooner or later. Thanks "for" the rational perspective, "dude."

what kind of cookies do you have?
posted by sleevener at 6:30 AM on February 13, 2007


Dude, what got all that sand up in Mister Cheese's vagina?
posted by robocop is bleeding at 6:31 AM on February 13, 2007


I skipped my Mensa meeting for this?
posted by Benny Andajetz at 6:47 AM on February 13, 2007


sleevener: I'm doing these cookies that I got from ask.me, coconut mocha swirls, oatmeal chocolate chip, oh, and your mom

's famous peanut butter cardamom rice krispies treats.

posted by Kattullus at 9:30 AM on February 13, 2007 [1 favorite]


You people are really good at this! Really, really good...

Especially Mister Cheese: I am calling you out amyms. You are clearly seeking to cause a stir in a place that should be peace loving, and preferably, full of mentally stimulating intercourse sans violent and vulgar mudslingings. Obviously you were neglected as a child and such attention getting misbehavior is your way of coping with the anguish begot of an unhappy youth filled full of conversations with your stuffed teddy bear and a battered tea cozy.

(that's a masterpiece)...

And Kattullus, I forgive you since you know my grandmother so well.
posted by amyms at 10:01 AM on February 13, 2007


Strawman phallacy, you hegemongrel
posted by grobstein at 8:32 PM PST on February 12


Okay, but you have a straw for a phallus, see man?

Also, I heard that the only reason the Raoul Xemblinosky Experience got a record deal is because they a BJ to Shostakovitch in Ahmet Ertegun's old office at Atlantic Records.
posted by taliaferro at 10:38 AM on February 13, 2007


Head bobbing to a cover of REM's "Shiny Happy People" sung by Elmo and his friends at Sesame Street.
posted by taliaferro at 10:39 AM on February 13, 2007


amyms: I don't know your grandmother from the donkey that is your grandfather, you illiterate spawn of a nincompoop. However, details about chunkiness of your great-great-grandmother's overhydrated caca are in most general overview books of world history (usually right after the story of when George Washington said: "I cannot tell a lie, I left that doodie in your wig").
posted by Kattullus at 11:13 AM on February 13, 2007


I love you.
posted by Dizzy at 11:19 AM on February 13, 2007


The atheists in this place are actually upstanding examples of such behavior unless they hear anything to do with religion. This causes them to become a rapid pack of dogs full of idiotic vitriol that relies on pseudo logic and mirror tricks to make arguments.

OH NO YOU DINT?!? LOLXIAN!!!!eleven

Well, I'll be the son of a motherless goat. And you can be my mommy.
posted by Sparx at 12:07 PM on February 13, 2007


This thread is stupid.

In fact, this whole place is stupid.

I can't beleive I have wasted so much time hand-crafting pearls to throw before swine like you. You guys are the penultimate in ignorant, sexist dumb-cunts.

*I AM LEAVING METAFILTER FOREVER*

Fuck you, metafilter pussies!
posted by UbuRoivas at 1:50 PM on February 13, 2007


You guys are the penultimate in ignorant, sexist dumb-cunts.

so if we're second place, who's first?
posted by Hat Maui at 4:55 PM on February 13, 2007


I'm back, to say just one more thing: it's so true that American's don't do irony.

And winning an argument on the internets is like winning at the special olympics: your still a retard!

* I AM LEAVING METAFILTER FOREVER, AGAIN *
posted by UbuRoivas at 5:42 PM on February 13, 2007


Holy crap, I forgot this description of 80% of MetaChat was out there (and I say this as a yukyuk).
posted by Eideteker at 5:51 PM on February 13, 2007


Even moreso than this one.
posted by Eideteker at 5:56 PM on February 13, 2007


Now you're supposed to say, "I love you, too."
posted by Dizzy at 7:37 PM on February 13, 2007


Here's what you're looking for, Dizzy.
posted by amyms at 8:37 PM on February 13, 2007


Those are great links, Eideteker... lol
posted by amyms at 8:40 PM on February 13, 2007


Thanks, amyms.
I go to sleep now.
posted by Dizzy at 9:11 PM on February 13, 2007


You putrid filth-pudding.
You shambling wreck.
You twaddling butt-crotched fatass.
You wrongheaded, stumpnecked drooling bilge-suck of a septic meat-sack!
Tuberculoidal, bosom-pawing jewburning festering disease of a shit-guzzling slapper!
You bed-wetting, purse-pinching neck-pox!
Feckless, fawning fuckless fanny of a fanboy!
Worm!
Dung beetle!
Doggrel!
Mongrel!!
May you drown in the the foulest of thine own shit!
You ill-concieved newt-eater!
You accident!
Half-thought!
Dog-licker!
Cow-humper!
Mincing chaw-ear of befouled odors and ill-thinking!

You pustule on a boil upon the abcess of a wart on a mole inside your own mother-donkey's puckering, fragrantly diarrhetic crap-hole!
posted by loquacious at 9:30 PM on February 13, 2007


Sisterfucking. That was *sisterfucking*, sisterfucker.

More like cisternfucking, you degenerate rot-crotch.
posted by loquacious at 9:34 PM on February 13, 2007


Dammit loquacious, I was just on the edge of nodding off...
posted by Dizzy at 9:34 PM on February 13, 2007


Dammit loquacious, I was just on the edge of nodding off

LESS WATER MORE SMACK, FUCKJUNKY
posted by loquacious at 10:00 PM on February 13, 2007


(It's like having my own personal Don Rickles, but taller.)
posted by Dizzy at 10:09 PM on February 13, 2007


Don pickles? How? More importantly, why?
posted by loquacious at 10:40 PM on February 13, 2007


Taller?
posted by cortex at 6:23 AM on February 14, 2007


(NOT HEIGHTIST)
posted by Dizzy at 9:44 AM on February 14, 2007


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