Comments on: You can swim, but you can't hide.

You can swim, but you can't hide.

flapjax at midnite — Tue, 13 Feb 2007 17:18:19 -0800

Rogue nations? Nah, that's old stuff. What we're looking for now is rogue swimmers. Well, actually, it's the dolphins and sea lions that are looking for them. Of course, there's always the possibility that the animals will become the rogues and terrorists themselves.

By: grobstein

grobstein — Tue, 13 Feb 2007 17:34:20 -0800

Wow, this is quite reminiscent of the (hoaxish) Katrina dolphin rumors.

By: rob511

rob511 — Tue, 13 Feb 2007 19:08:25 -0800

- Don't these mammals winter outside of the US of A? - Who knows where their true allegiance lies? - Would waterboarding even work on them? - Does anybody have the main listing for the Cetacean Legation?

By: porpoise

porpoise — Tue, 13 Feb 2007 20:38:11 -0800

Well, we all knew that dolphins were jerks, but terrorists?

By: BlackLeotardFront

BlackLeotardFront — Tue, 13 Feb 2007 21:31:00 -0800

Just saw this story on the cover of the Seattle Times. They want these cetaceans to carry special cuffs to attach to suspicious swimmers' ankles. Just think, next time you're swimming to Vashon, you'll just hear a muffled "click," then rapturous chattering as you sink below the waves....