Comments on: "Keep the tip"

"Keep the tip"

orthogonality — Sun, 18 Feb 2007 09:33:55 -0800

"Up to about age 2, people can consistently regrow fingertips...." If you're older, try extract of pig-bladder. Or, if you don't mind the lupus, a Heber-Katz's Murphy Roths Large.

By: DragonBoy

DragonBoy — Sun, 18 Feb 2007 09:44:11 -0800

So if you use this stuff will the old tip of your finger still be waiting for you in heaven?

By: Astro Zombie

Astro Zombie — Sun, 18 Feb 2007 10:07:39 -0800

So you're saying we have a new emergency source of nutrition?

By: Secret Life of Gravy

Secret Life of Gravy — Sun, 18 Feb 2007 11:25:23 -0800

Whenever I read about severed fingers I can't help but recall a minister of my youth named the Rev. Stump. He was missing his left ring finger and I never could pay attention to his words once he started waving his hands around.

By: waitingtoderail

waitingtoderail — Sun, 18 Feb 2007 11:44:00 -0800

When I was six, and my sister two, I accidentally slammed our front door on her finger. The top was severed about halfway down the fingernail (oh the blood!). Anyway, the doctors, quite literally, scotch taped the tip back on. Within six weeks, it had reattached itself.

By: greatgefilte

greatgefilte — Sun, 18 Feb 2007 11:44:34 -0800

SLoG, would you say you were not impressed by his Stump speech?

By: of strange foe

of strange foe — Sun, 18 Feb 2007 11:58:18 -0800

I recall a story told on NPR about Jimmy Hendrix's father. He was born with six fingers on both hands. His mother tied strings on those extra fingers and pulled them off. The fingers grew back.

By: jamjam

jamjam — Sun, 18 Feb 2007 13:03:35 -0800

That's weird, of strange foe-- Hendrix played like he had a bunch of extra fingers. If you were born with an extra finger, could the part of your brain that controlled your hand have an extra bit to handle that finger, and, if that finger were removed, would that part of your brain then be reprogrammed to handle the ones you've got left, and so make them capable of extra-normal dexterities? I wonder what's in those pig-bladder extracts, perhaps a growth factor which fits on some 'start dividing' cell receptor? You can certainly see why it might be nice to have some capacity to regenerate your bladder, particularly if you had the catholic tastes we stereotypically attribute to pigs, considering the amount of toxic stuff that must pass through. I understand that bladder cancer in humans is exceptionally resistant to treatment, which I thought was because bladder cells have toxin handling capacities that make them less vulnerable to chemotherapy, but it would be interesting if they turned out to be able to divide a bunch more times than cells from average tissue.

By: orthogonality

orthogonality — Sun, 18 Feb 2007 13:15:26 -0800

jamjam writes "Hendrix played like he had a bunch of extra fingers. If you were born with an extra finger, could the part of your brain that controlled your hand have an extra bit to handle that finger, and, if that finger were removed, would that part of your brain then be reprogrammed to handle the ones you've got left, and so make them capable of extra-normal dexterities?" No, your brain probably wouldn't have extra bits, but yes, the motor area of brain can be re-allocated. In fact, a little as a few weeks' practice (as on a musical instrument) is sufficient to reallocate, studies have shown. What happens is that the motor area for one body part (e.g., a finger) takes over adjacent neurons formerly used to control other body parts (given the layout of the motor area, usually an adjacent finger).

By: painquale

painquale — Sun, 18 Feb 2007 15:25:06 -0800

I cut a little chunk off the tip of my index finger when chopping onions earlier this year. It's almost imperceptible, but still, it'd be nice to be whole again. Time to go shopping for bladder!

By: cenoxo

cenoxo — Sun, 18 Feb 2007 23:34:23 -0800

SawStop — The World's Safest Table Saw. How it works (with Hot Dog and Slow Motion Hot Dog demo videos):

In the table saw video demonstration below, we are cutting a sheet of plywood or particle board and place a hot dog in the path of the blade to simulate a user's finger. The SawStop system detects contact between the hot dog and the blade of the saw and stops the blade in approximately 5 milliseconds or less, resulting in only a small nick in the skin of the hot dog.

Sorry, cannibals and zombies, but there's no real finger demos.

By: Mental Wimp

Mental Wimp — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 11:01:38 -0800

I love the serendipitous discoveries that are more important than what was being investigated. Our (scientists') arrogance in focusing so carefully on our theories is tempered by the realization that casual, unexplained observations bear more precious fruit so often. Another, lesser example (that I was personally involved in) was the development of the automatic rate-adjusting cardiac pacemaker. A biomedical engineer and a veterinarian were testing a pacemaker that had a piezo-electric crystal bonded to the inside of its can implanted in a dog, in hopes of measuring the changing respiration rate, so that it could be used to adjust the pacemaker rate to accommodate it. The dog kept moving and generating "noise" on the crystal, so the vet kept trying to tighten the restraints on the dog to eliminate the noise. After an hour of this, the light finally turned on: the crystal was sensing the dogs motion, and this could be used to adjust the pacemaker rate to accommodate activity. And this technology is still used in activity sensing pacemakers.