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Turn and cough

Blazecock Pileon — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 00:10:43 -0800

The Vija Celmins of scrotal art (NSFW).

By: newfers

newfers — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 00:23:58 -0800

ewww.

By: sourbrew

sourbrew — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 00:24:44 -0800

ahh the internet.

By: aladfar

aladfar — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 00:30:04 -0800

Wow. I thought they were photographs, but it's clear that these are large scale scrotal drawings. Not uninteresting work, but I can't imagine owning such an image. Where would it hang?

By: PeterMcDermott

PeterMcDermott — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 00:30:58 -0800

I swear I know those ballbags. It's a good likeness of the smaller, shyer bag, but the bigger, more confident bag could really belong to anybody. Now excuse me while I go claw my eyes out.

By: Blazecock Pileon

Blazecock Pileon — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 00:32:49 -0800

Where would it hang? Haven't you ever put a picture frame up on the wall? "A little to the left. No, a little to the right."

By: PeterMcDermott

PeterMcDermott — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 00:33:19 -0800

aladfar: "Where would it hang?" Any place that has plenty of air where it can swing freely should be fine.

By: fandango_matt

fandango_matt — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 00:36:12 -0800

Christ, what ~~an asshole~~ balls. Also, somewhere an art student is preparing an MFA show of impressionist anuses.

By: zardoz

zardoz — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 00:47:18 -0800

Scrotums (scroti?) and their inhabitants are very important things, but this proves that they are really unpleasant to look at.

By: exlotuseater

exlotuseater — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 01:18:20 -0800

haha this is the answer to complaints about this post.

By: LMGM

LMGM — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 01:36:43 -0800

eww. As someone who likes (nekkid) men, lemme say that close-ups of scrotums (scroti) do not counterbalance topless ladies in previous posts. musty!

By: maryh

maryh — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 01:44:25 -0800

This is just nuts!

By: A Thousand Baited Hooks

A Thousand Baited Hooks — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 01:45:06 -0800

I was hoping for a bit of Mick Hucknall, but it was not to be.

By: Mister Cheese

Mister Cheese — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 02:23:37 -0800

Whatever she's using to draw those scrots halfway through the photo set (the thing that looks like a drill) kinda makes me cringe a little. In the visceral sense.

By: sourbrew

sourbrew — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 02:24:55 -0800

I think that's a paint gun.

By: Pseudonumb

Pseudonumb — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 02:30:59 -0800

Reminds me of some Georgia O'Keefes I've seen.

By: Mister Cheese

Mister Cheese — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 02:43:48 -0800

I'm really curious about the depiction of the pubic hair: seems that all of these scrotumsiiots are of the fair persuasion. Is this artistic license to help distinguish the texture of the pubic hair, or does it speak to the pigmentation cohort of the pictured scrotumnalnessess? Also: Now I have a fear of paint guns.

By: RavinDave

RavinDave — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 03:23:31 -0800

Naw ... not a "paint gun". She's doing abrasive work with an electric eraser. .

By: PontifexPrimus

PontifexPrimus — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 03:25:59 -0800

To quote (or rather, translate) Walter Moers^, a German comic book artist: "The fascination of mankind with sexual organs is as unwavering as it is inexplicable, and no other body part is subject to anywhere near the same level of scrutiny. An elbow, for instance, might be of flawless beauty - yet it will never cause as much uproar as a penis or a vagina, notwithstanding the fact that the latter look, objectively speaking, like radioactive vegetables from outer space."

By: Civil_Disobedient

Civil_Disobedient — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 04:18:04 -0800

Well, we did it. The human race has finally run out of things to draw.

By: Goofyy

Goofyy — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 04:27:15 -0800

Anyone besides me expecting Joe Camel to put in an appearence? What Mister Cheese said: the paing gun or eraser (what ever it was) was not something good to see. Otherwise, I'll admit, I like the art. I have a glandular bias about such things.

By: Goofyy

Goofyy — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 04:28:09 -0800

(and Thankyou Dr. Freud, for that spelling error. Of course I really meant 'paint gun'. Honest!)

By: Pseudonumb

Pseudonumb — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 04:51:33 -0800

G.O.B. really shouldn't have given Tobias that phone.

By: strawberryviagra

strawberryviagra — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 05:07:51 -0800

I thought they were elbows (elbi?).

By: Zinger

Zinger — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 05:10:03 -0800

Somebody send these images to the librarians wanting to ban children's books for their anatomical correctness.

By: The Straightener

The Straightener — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 05:36:00 -0800

Nothing like strapping the arabian goggles on first thing in the morning.

By: Balisong

Balisong — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 05:37:52 -0800

That's a lot of sack.

By: jonmc

jonmc — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 05:48:24 -0800

Also, somewhere an art student is preparing an MFA show of impressionist anuses. You'd prefer cubist, maybe? as for the nutsack daguerrotypes, well, to each their own, I guess, although they sure don't look nice up close.

By: grobstein

grobstein — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 05:51:37 -0800

"Corner pocket," eh? That's a new one.

By: afx237vi

afx237vi — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 06:16:01 -0800

Load of old bollocks.

By: jeffburdges

jeffburdges — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 06:28:53 -0800

So it's a tribute to Bert from Sluggy Frelance?

By: leftcoastbob

leftcoastbob — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 06:52:22 -0800

They are so aesthetically unappealing that turkey giblets are things of beauty in comparison.

By: fandango_matt

fandango_matt — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 07:04:05 -0800

Someday, these will be valuable. Each painting is gland made.

By: CitrusFreak12

CitrusFreak12 — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 07:10:58 -0800

What jonmc and leftcoastbob said. Who wants to look at a scrotum, anyway? I mean, who would buy this stuff?

By: fandango_matt

fandango_matt — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 07:20:32 -0800

Nutsack Daguerreotypes is the name of my next band.

By: Secret Life of Gravy

Secret Life of Gravy — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 07:37:48 -0800

Here's the thing, as a woman I have spent a fair number of hours with testicles dangling in my face and since they play such a large role in my sexual gratification, I have come to find them....what is the word...not "attractive" but erotic or at least a sensual trigger. In the large, blown-up versions they have a certain majesty, something like whales or giant sea clams. I wouldn't be adverse to having one of these drawings in my bedroom.

By: cenoxo

cenoxo — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 08:38:38 -0800

Without IMG tags, this thread has no oo.

By: jonmc

jonmc — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 08:44:16 -0800

I wouldn't be adverse to having one of these drawings in my bedroom. I advise keeping the picture small, otherwise you'll give your man a complex, and possibly very vivid nightmares. ;>

By: hatchetjack

hatchetjack — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 09:30:34 -0800

My god, almost all of these are so very beautiful. Absolutely lovely. thank you Artist and thank you Blazecock.

By: phaedon

phaedon — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 09:35:56 -0800

the half-smile with a glass of wine says it all

By: ORthey

ORthey — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 09:59:47 -0800

Gonad, gonad, on the wall Who's been drawn as the hairiest ball?

By: fandango_matt

fandango_matt — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 10:13:52 -0800

I wonder if the artist considers these still lifes, or portraits?

By: Jikido

Jikido — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 12:54:57 -0800

if she could just master the taint

By: jonmc

jonmc — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 12:58:18 -0800

the taint requires just the right tint. Tint, not paint, otherwise a taint it ain't. But, I'm no saint, so I've got no complaint. *faints*

By: Blazecock Pileon

Blazecock Pileon — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 13:08:45 -0800

How quaint.

By: Oriole Adams

Oriole Adams — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 18:42:59 -0800

There seems to be a vas deferens as to whether these drawings qualify as art or not.