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February 19, 2007 8:44 AM   Subscribe

A beginner's guide to faking your death on the internet - a post without an omg is a post incomplete. (YouTube alert - via Borklog)
posted by madamjujujive (44 comments total) 4 users marked this as a favorite

 
Dude, that's not funny. That's how my brother pretended to die.
posted by Astro Zombie at 9:05 AM on February 19, 2007 [5 favorites]


OMG THATS RELLY GOOD! lulz
posted by Wilder at 9:08 AM on February 19, 2007 [1 favorite]


Dude, that's not funny. That's how my pretend brother actually died.
posted by joe lisboa at 9:08 AM on February 19, 2007


OMG NO ITS TRUE STFU IM LEAVIN!!!!11!
posted by graymouser at 9:13 AM on February 19, 2007


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posted by dmd at 9:16 AM on February 19, 2007


YAY!! KNITTING!!!
posted by darkripper at 9:18 AM on February 19, 2007


Hi Everyone,

Earlier this morning I was in a car crash with a Kool-Aid delivery truck and a poison delivery truck. I'm not feeling too well, and I just wanted everyone to know that I've enjoyed my time here on Metafilter. I'm waiting for my test results, so I'll have to let you know what my prognosis is. I never got a chance to tell anyone this, but I am a double-jointed woman with the full text of the Kama Sutra tattooed on my back. I would include a picture, but my understanding is that mathowie has disable the omg tag.

That's all for now, and hopefully I'll be around later to give an update. Bye!
posted by sleevener at 9:19 AM on February 19, 2007 [2 favorites]


kewl. omg who likes toast?
posted by found missing at 9:20 AM on February 19, 2007


I thought this was gonna be terrible, but actually ended up being quite amusing. omg
posted by slimepuppy at 9:26 AM on February 19, 2007


"."
posted by jonmc at 9:26 AM on February 19, 2007 [4 favorites]


with peanut butter! omg
posted by miss lynnster at 9:36 AM on February 19, 2007


Madam Juju Jive's mom here ... mjjj will be away 4 2 weeks to have an orlyectamy. Plz send cards and take up a collection. she gave me her password becuz she knew u guyz would want to know. Kthxbye.
posted by madamjujujive at 9:44 AM on February 19, 2007


Hi, this is arcticwoman's mom. I'm writing to tell everyone that arctic just succumbed to a fatal case of metafiltosis, and passed at 8 this morning. If you are wondering why I am writing under her name, he/she gave the password just in case anything bad ever happened, and it's just as well omg.
posted by arcticwoman at 9:47 AM on February 19, 2007


omg thats relly good!!!

postedd by kaycee nichole at 10:48 AM
posted by koeselitz at 9:50 AM on February 19, 2007 [1 favorite]


quonsar's mom here. you may remember me from that one kegger. or not. at any rate, we need to talk.
posted by quonsar at 9:54 AM on February 19, 2007


Man, you guys are good.
posted by joe lisboa at 10:06 AM on February 19, 2007


well, that's it, I'm leaving. this community's been really going downhill. it is not what it used to be in the old days. omg no its true stfu im leavin!!!!!!!!!
posted by found missing at 10:13 AM on February 19, 2007


succumbed to a fatal case of metafiltosis, and passed at 8 this morning

For real? OMG, she seemed older.
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 10:13 AM on February 19, 2007


I was going to try this but I'm actually already dead. Ok, I'm just a dead guy on the internet. Sounds crazy, but there's already a brain dead guy in the White House, right?

*bah-dum...ching!*
posted by drstein at 10:16 AM on February 19, 2007


omg, kaycee, *sob*
posted by pyramid termite at 10:35 AM on February 19, 2007


omg i just had to let you all know that i've been gone a rill long time bcz of tubgirlitosis. You all prolly think im alrdy dead, but i got better. for reelz. omg.
posted by beelzbubba at 10:52 AM on February 19, 2007


Faint of Butt has been dead, for ages, honestly.
posted by Faint of Butt at 10:54 AM on February 19, 2007


I plan to die of GRSS, Goatse Related Shock Syndrome.
posted by aerotive at 11:21 AM on February 19, 2007


do me a favore …. call the police.

Address … 123 Fake Street, Mission Viejo, CA 92692.

tell them to go down the hall to the bathrooom.

im soo sorry <3
posted by owenkun at 11:28 AM on February 19, 2007


This made me die of roflcopteritis WITH PEANUT BUTTER! <3
posted by nims at 11:55 AM on February 19, 2007


lol knitting
posted by exlotuseater at 12:05 PM on February 19, 2007


ps i told u i was hardcore.

oh wait. that was real.
posted by exlotuseater at 12:05 PM on February 19, 2007


Faking is for posers.
posted by dhartung at 12:05 PM on February 19, 2007


hi, mom!
posted by peewinkle at 12:09 PM on February 19, 2007


Dirigibleman spontaneously combusted this morning.

OH, THE HUMANITY!!!
posted by dirigibleman at 12:15 PM on February 19, 2007


madamjujujive:

A youtube link from you?

*finds life no longer worth living, grabs a fistfull of quaaludes left over from the 70s, washes it down with a bottle of grey goose, puts shotgun in mouth, jumps in front of train, nooooo*

Just faking.
posted by three blind mice at 12:26 PM on February 19, 2007


"Music: 'We'll meet again' - Mike Jones."

Tee hee!
posted by peep at 12:50 PM on February 19, 2007


I HATE THIS PLACE AND I'M FUCKING LEAVING FOR EVER!

Love,
PinkStainlessTail
posted by Lentrohamsanin at 12:54 PM on February 19, 2007


Oh damnit wrong login...

PRETEND YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT.
posted by Lentrohamsanin at 12:54 PM on February 19, 2007


I signed up yesterday just so I could tell you guys this place smells like ASS lulz omg stfu im leavin /flameout
posted by Koko at 1:00 PM on February 19, 2007


Lame. I died on ARPANET.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 1:09 PM on February 19, 2007 [3 favorites]


[4:02] <Pnutbot> ripper is a gangster!!!
posted by Fezboy! at 1:31 PM on February 19, 2007


Anyone know what happened to Paris Paramus?
posted by notreally at 2:23 PM on February 19, 2007


BanHammerius Magnificus!
posted by EarBucket at 3:04 PM on February 19, 2007


If I were Faint of Butt, I'd want to know that somebody, somewhere, recognized my Rutles reference. But then, if I were Faint of Butt this chair would be damned uncomfortable.
posted by George_Spiggott at 3:32 PM on February 19, 2007


I'm also suffering from Sudden Goatse Shock Syndrome.

My doctor has me on a strict remedial diet of boob pictures for the next three months.
posted by PeterMcDermott at 5:12 PM on February 19, 2007


Bevets is really sick with 'Darwinitis'. His test results will be back in about 6000 years.
posted by UseyurBrain at 5:40 PM on February 19, 2007


madamjujujive: Madam Juju Jive's mom here ... mjjj will be away 4 2 weeks to have an orlyectamy. Plz send cards and take up a collection. she gave me her password becuz she knew u guyz would want to know. Kthxbye.

No, it's totally true! Her mom just called me and said that the Orlyectamy has led to a NoWaiOtomy! Keep those prayer cards and collections coming! OMG!
posted by dejah420 at 6:42 PM on February 19, 2007


for the love of god, please purchase or construct a proper pop filter so the people watching your videos don't have to hear your cheeto breath and the mess you make of your consonants.

Youtube comments are incredible.
posted by ND¢ at 12:39 AM on February 20, 2007


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