You think about sex. We do the rest.

February 21, 2007 10:13 AM

Never mind the monkey!Wait til the open-dildonics community implements it. Some links NSFW, duh.
posted by unSane (18 comments total)

Good lord! You juxtaposed tele-dildonics with that boingboing link? Man.
posted by Burhanistan at 10:17 AM on February 21, 2007

"The monkeys have brain control over the robotic arm" is the best sentence ever uttered in all of history.
posted by DU at 10:17 AM on February 21, 2007 [1 favorite]

And, that monkey experiment is strong evidence for the case that modern science is all about the small animal torture. Not that I'm necessarily opposed to either.
posted by Burhanistan at 10:18 AM on February 21, 2007

Good lord! You juxtaposed tele-dildonics with that boingboing link? Man.

What can I say? It was my first thought.
posted by unSane at 10:21 AM on February 21, 2007

YOU JUST NEVER KNOW WHERE YOUR OPEN SOURCE DILDONICS HAVE BEEN...
posted by quonsar at 10:23 AM on February 21, 2007 [1 favorite]

Go go gadget fuckstick!
posted by phaedon at 10:23 AM on February 21, 2007 [3 favorites]

Fair enough.
posted by Burhanistan at 10:30 AM on February 21, 2007

This monkey - it vibrates?
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 10:32 AM on February 21, 2007

As a very wise man once said "I still jerk off manually."
posted by jonmc at 10:53 AM on February 21, 2007

Manuel Lee?
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 10:54 AM on February 21, 2007

Hey - that's a long shot for a shortstop!
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 10:57 AM on February 21, 2007

It's a monkey. Of course it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a monkey... always use the indefinite article a monkey, never your monkey.
posted by thanotopsis at 11:22 AM on February 21, 2007

jonmc: is that woody allen?
posted by rbs at 11:32 AM on February 21, 2007

That's a quote from "the dude"
posted by bob sarabia at 12:04 PM on February 21, 2007

Wait til the open-dildonics community implements it.

Just don't give the guy downstairs one of these.
posted by homunculus at 7:41 PM on February 21, 2007

is that a woody, allen?
posted by sweet mister at 7:03 AM on February 22, 2007

"open-dildonics" is down right this sec due to what is probably a mucked-up install of their wiki. unfortunately. I was so looking forward to that one, too.

Sorry for the derail, but good time to advise people not to install software with Fantastico or other well-intentioned installer scripts provided by your webhost. Especially Drupal.
posted by dozo at 7:56 PM on February 22, 2007

It's back up now. Changes in php versions without the host telling me made it go all breaky. :(
posted by qDot at 5:18 PM on February 24, 2007