Havidol

February 23, 2007 7:04 AM

Havidol® (avafynetyme HCl, 20mg tablets & suppositories) When more is not enough.
posted by theemperorhasnoclotheson (24 comments total)

Your score is 24.
posted by DU at 7:15 AM on February 23, 2007

I prefer NaDa, actually.
posted by Mikey-San at 7:15 AM on February 23, 2007

I read through the page, but at the very bottom, it said "This site is intended only for residents, 18 years and older, of the United States", so I had to forget everything I'd read.
posted by Bugbread at 7:17 AM on February 23, 2007

Side effects may include mood changes, muscle strain, extraordinary thinking, dermal gloss, impulsivity induced consumption, excessive salivation, hair growth, markedly delayed sexual climax, inter-species communication, taste perversion, terminal smile, and oral inflammation. Very rarely users may experience a need to change physicians.
posted by jmccw at 7:17 AM on February 23, 2007

Personally, I'm on a new tranquilizer called Fukitol.

It's very good.
posted by ZenMasterThis at 7:19 AM on February 23, 2007 [3 favorites]

It's fake? I was getting my hopes up.
posted by Critical_Beatdown at 7:22 AM on February 23, 2007

I'd have been proud to work on this product rather than screwing around with heart disease and cancer.
posted by Kid Charlemagne at 7:25 AM on February 23, 2007

Dude, that's some serious parody writing there [Warning: pdf].
posted by wah at 7:26 AM on February 23, 2007

I was getting my hopes up.

They you need Axeptitol™.

It's for treating dysphoric aniticipatory enlargement syndrome (DAES).
posted by wah at 7:29 AM on February 23, 2007 [1 favorite]

That "y" is an "n" in my mind.

(I suffer from keyboardally challenged hereditary disorder (TCHD). Luckily, I'm on Typitol™ to treat the symptoms.)
posted by wah at 7:31 AM on February 23, 2007

The chemical name given in the prescribing information is actually that of Cialis.
posted by Joe Invisible at 7:50 AM on February 23, 2007

wah writes "That 'y' is an 'n' in my mind."

In your mind's eye, you wrote this? →

wah writes "Then nou need Axeptitol™.

"It's for treating dnsphoric aniticipatorn enlargement snndrome (DAES)."
posted by Bugbread at 8:36 AM on February 23, 2007

Personally, I'm on a new tranquilizer called Fukitol.
posted by romakimmy at 8:53 AM on February 23, 2007

bugbread

Look, it's a disease all right. I'm on the meds. What more can I due?
posted by wah at 9:01 AM on February 23, 2007

Fukitol? How about fucitol?
posted by Joe Invisible at 9:16 AM on February 23, 2007

Why does every thread have to be about DAES.
posted by Astro Zombie at 9:37 AM on February 23, 2007 [1 favorite]

By artist Justine Cooper.
posted by dontoine at 11:04 AM on February 23, 2007

LOLitolians
posted by Kwine at 12:17 PM on February 23, 2007

Uh, whoops, Justine Cooper.
posted by dontoine at 12:56 PM on February 23, 2007

Reuters: Fake drug, fake illness -- and people believe it!
posted by BeerFilter at 1:06 PM on February 23, 2007

The chemical name given in the prescribing information is actually that of Cialis.

huh, I thought that was mycoxaflopin
posted by FreedomTickler at 1:36 PM on February 23, 2007 [3 favorites]

Thanks for the link, BeerFilter. I was wondering why, when I lived in the US, they didn't have all these medicinal ads, but recently when I go back to the US to visit, they're all over the TV. I didn't realize they used to be illegal, and were legalized the year after I left.
posted by Bugbread at 1:52 PM on February 23, 2007

The latest issue of the Lancet has an essay focus on "Medicalisation in the 21st century". I would make a FPP out of it but the content is subscriber-only.
posted by Gyan at 4:36 PM on February 23, 2007

Are you a miserable ovoid creature?
posted by homunculus at 6:39 PM on February 23, 2007