I am long past the point where I should be surprised at the range of things that turn people on, but I continue to be surprised. posted by Kwine at 12:10 PM on February 23, 2007
Now, how do I know that those cups dont actually contain coffee? Huh? HUH? This could be fake tea fetishism at its most exploitive.
I demand proof. I want to SEE the liquid. I want hardcore tea porn. posted by generichuman at 12:12 PM on February 23, 2007
Girls Gone Boiled posted by DU at 12:16 PM on February 23, 2007
dumb smiles. dumb poses. now girls sans clothes reading books or sipping tea would be more appealing posted by Postroad at 12:19 PM on February 23, 2007
postroad, check out the links i posted in the 2nd comment.
there's something for everyone! posted by Stynxno at 12:25 PM on February 23, 2007
Typical: the girls with the books are the least cute. posted by jouke at 12:34 PM on February 23, 2007
Ever since I started working for myself I've been clicking on every nsfw link that comes around (just because I can, you know) and I gotta tell you, this one was pretty disappointing. posted by yhbc at 12:35 PM on February 23, 2007
Ah. And here I am about to go to the Chinese teashop complete with songbirds. I'll let you know if the other kind of birds are there too. posted by yeloson at 1:11 PM on February 23, 2007
How is this NSFW in the least?
Damn you for your titillating lies! posted by grubi at 1:18 PM on February 23, 2007
This is only slightly less disturbing than that googly-eyed bear-furry link from a few weeks back. posted by Kattullus at 1:22 PM on February 23, 2007
Uh, the tea birds site is lame... but some of the others are straight-up creepy. posted by defenestration at 1:24 PM on February 23, 2007
I'm disappointed at how conventionally 'hot' these girls are. Real tea-drinking girls should look quirkier! posted by Jeanne at 1:24 PM on February 23, 2007
I hate coffee. But I love tea. A tea house just opened up downtown where I live (smaller town). I think I might mosey on over. posted by evilelvis at 1:25 PM on February 23, 2007 [1 favorite]
I guess those are the type of girl that posts pictures of themselves to a blog. Is that even a sentence? Anyway, it's true. They all have the same nose-job nose. posted by snoktruix at 1:29 PM on February 23, 2007
NSFW? Tease!
I do however, enjoy sleeping cuties! posted by winks007 at 1:32 PM on February 23, 2007
A tea blog like no other.
True. It isn't really about tea, is it? posted by clockzero at 1:35 PM on February 23, 2007
I love coffee. I love tea. I love the Java Jive. And it loves me.
Tea drinking is sexy? Sure. I guess. Depends on who is doing it. Some how I don't think watching Barbara Bush drink tea would do much for me.
The only odd thing in this regard that gets my motor going is seeing a woman doing the dishes. ROWR!
And unlike most people who have these little odd fetishes I can trace this to simple cause. And it's not my mom. It's this:
MY WIFE WON'T DO THE GOD DAMNED DISHES.
I have, for the last fifteen years I have been with this beautiful woman, always ended up doing the dishes. So the rare occasions that she DOES she always does it in such a fashion as to entice me to interrupt her so she can continue her near two decade streak.
Then, unremarkably, I find myself doing the dishes post coital. She has programmed me with this damnable operant conditioning.
And it's a feedback loop. Because she admitted that seeing ME do domestic chores gets her motor running. posted by tkchrist at 1:40 PM on February 23, 2007
now girls sans clothes reading books or sipping tea would be more appealing
Apart from the reading books or sipping tea part, Postroad is a past master in these matters. There speaks a voice of authority. posted by y2karl at 1:43 PM on February 23, 2007
Typical: the girls with the books are the least cute.
Yeah, I find this pretty dang unappealing, don't you jouke? posted by spock at 2:04 PM on February 23, 2007
Do you have any more links to porn? I can't find any on the internet. posted by snoktruix at 2:11 PM on February 23, 2007 [4 favorites]
If this is porn, then what I usually look at should make me blind. posted by NationalKato at 2:14 PM on February 23, 2007
spock, jouke, I'm pretty certain (although not entirely sure) that the pretty girl in question is Nikki Cox, and the image is probably one of many publicity shots the actress has that the authors of the blog posted to beef up it's credibility. I'm at work so I cant spend time tracking down the photo to be sure however. posted by elendil71 at 2:16 PM on February 23, 2007
Hmm. Teablogging. posted by psmealey at 2:20 PM on February 23, 2007
This entertained me. It sort of boggled my mind where this guy is getting all of these photos, unless he's just stopping in hotels that serve tea and taking random pics. But alot of them seemed like they were at home. Maybe people send them to him. Anyway, I thought it was weird. posted by onlyconnect at 2:42 PM on February 23, 2007
At last, my "tea" tag on Flickr comes in handy. posted by dmd at 2:43 PM on February 23, 2007
16/1/2000
St.Thomas, Parish of Stoke Climsland
Rev. J.G. Merriman
Notes:
Smelled of hair-tonic. Apricots.
Heh, I kind of knew one of the girls on the first page of that via the dieselsweeties message board. posted by flaterik at 2:53 PM on February 23, 2007
These sexy girls need to be shown how to behave. They need to learn that men actually do expect, want more. The examples set for them in the media are disastrous.
My photoblogs are an antidote. These are pictures of real life girls. Pictures of cute, sexy, real women who understand the way a hottie should behave: Wine, not beer. Tea, not coffee. Books, not television.
See also: his Flickr sets, and especially his lengthy comment on this page.
I love how he's got pages and pages of found snapshots of only women with large breasts, but above each photograph it still says "All sizes". posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 4:52 PM on February 23, 2007
My father's greatest joke, evar:
"Did you head about the indian who drank a thousand cups of tea?"
"They found him dead in his tea-pee." posted by furtive at 5:30 PM on February 23, 2007
I can't believe I looked.
First impression was what is this, débutante tea ¿ Well, they do have an anachronistic society, so why naugh'ty, I suppose. However, this raised pinkie shit. RUKidding ME ¿ That's a hack, I take. Those hats too, lifted from a horse racing stand crowd. 1940's though.
The photos tell me that black women don't do tea. I know it's about the cameraderie more than the tea. I also believe, from this calvin and hobbes—"Hello, Mr. Bunn. let's have a tea-party!", that girls like to have tea parties./ It's true. Or pot smoking parties, whatever, as we've been pointed to so well.
What gentleman doesn't want an old fashioned 'lady'. ] tongue in cheek here, people [
Can I assume that some things go hand in hand ¿
So whom am I to laugh, although I did. Thanks. posted by alicesshoe at 5:51 PM on February 23, 2007
A little something for you, tkchrist. For me, OTOH, I had no idea Swedish Librarians meant as much to me as it turns out they do. posted by Sparx at 6:00 PM on February 23, 2007
With that NSFW warning, I was expecting a bit more Tea'n'A. posted by kyleg at 8:23 PM on February 23, 2007
is this porn? posted by dminor at 9:50 PM on February 23, 2007
What happens when one of them spills tea on herself?
Wet tea-shirt.
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