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Tea Birds Nothing but pictures of cute girls at tea. A tea blog like no other. [nsfw]
posted by Stynxno (63 comments total) 11 users marked this as a favorite
 
Thanks, I just got fired.
posted by thirteenkiller at 12:02 PM on February 23, 2007


also enjoy women with wine, babes with books, sleeping cuties, and Cutie Curiosa. a blog empire like no other. links can be nsfw.
posted by Stynxno at 12:02 PM on February 23, 2007


On the internet, nobody knows you're a hot beverage fetishist.
posted by Rhomboid at 12:03 PM on February 23, 2007 [1 favorite]


Fortunately, every workday comes with a five o'clock...
posted by pax digita at 12:04 PM on February 23, 2007


As someone pointed on on boingboing:

"Michael Kelly did it first. :)

He is a British humorist who might be best known for this satiric article: French Intellectuals in Afghanistan. "

I actually know someone who has this fetish.
posted by zazerr at 12:09 PM on February 23, 2007 [1 favorite]




I am long past the point where I should be surprised at the range of things that turn people on, but I continue to be surprised.
posted by Kwine at 12:10 PM on February 23, 2007


Now, how do I know that those cups dont actually contain coffee? Huh? HUH? This could be fake tea fetishism at its most exploitive.

I demand proof. I want to SEE the liquid. I want hardcore tea porn.
posted by generichuman at 12:12 PM on February 23, 2007


Girls Gone Mild.
posted by tula at 12:12 PM on February 23, 2007 [6 favorites]


Girls Gone Boiled
posted by DU at 12:16 PM on February 23, 2007


dumb smiles. dumb poses. now girls sans clothes reading books or sipping tea would be more appealing
posted by Postroad at 12:19 PM on February 23, 2007


Girls sans clothes!?

What kind of sicko are you?
posted by Methylviolet at 12:24 PM on February 23, 2007 [2 favorites]


postroad, check out the links i posted in the 2nd comment.

there's something for everyone!
posted by Stynxno at 12:25 PM on February 23, 2007


Typical: the girls with the books are the least cute.
posted by jouke at 12:34 PM on February 23, 2007


Ever since I started working for myself I've been clicking on every nsfw link that comes around (just because I can, you know) and I gotta tell you, this one was pretty disappointing.
posted by yhbc at 12:35 PM on February 23, 2007


Whatever you do, don't click the Teabagging for Tots link!
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 12:35 PM on February 23, 2007


I guess NSFW is in the eye/imagination of the beholder.
posted by R. Mutt at 12:51 PM on February 23, 2007


I am long past the point where I should be surprised at the range of things that turn people on, but I continue to be surprised.

Would you mind if I reposted this on alt.sex.fetish.jaded-yet-surprised?
posted by staggernation at 12:59 PM on February 23, 2007 [4 favorites]


Needs more boobie!
posted by Carbolic at 1:01 PM on February 23, 2007


I want cute girls at sea!
posted by Evstar at 1:02 PM on February 23, 2007


No black girls?

No goth girls?

No girls with short hair?

wtf?
posted by By The Grace of God at 1:07 PM on February 23, 2007 [2 favorites]


Ah. And here I am about to go to the Chinese teashop complete with songbirds. I'll let you know if the other kind of birds are there too.
posted by yeloson at 1:11 PM on February 23, 2007


How is this NSFW in the least?

Damn you for your titillating lies!
posted by grubi at 1:18 PM on February 23, 2007


Chai'd hit it.
posted by fire&wings at 1:18 PM on February 23, 2007 [10 favorites]


This is only slightly less disturbing than that googly-eyed bear-furry link from a few weeks back.
posted by Kattullus at 1:22 PM on February 23, 2007


Uh, the tea birds site is lame... but some of the others are straight-up creepy.
posted by defenestration at 1:24 PM on February 23, 2007


I'm disappointed at how conventionally 'hot' these girls are. Real tea-drinking girls should look quirkier!
posted by Jeanne at 1:24 PM on February 23, 2007


From the second link in Stynxo's comment.
posted by ND¢ at 1:24 PM on February 23, 2007


I hate coffee. But I love tea. A tea house just opened up downtown where I live (smaller town). I think I might mosey on over.
posted by evilelvis at 1:25 PM on February 23, 2007 [1 favorite]


I guess those are the type of girl that posts pictures of themselves to a blog. Is that even a sentence? Anyway, it's true. They all have the same nose-job nose.
posted by snoktruix at 1:29 PM on February 23, 2007


NSFW? Tease!
I do however, enjoy sleeping cuties!
posted by winks007 at 1:32 PM on February 23, 2007


A tea blog like no other.

True. It isn't really about tea, is it?
posted by clockzero at 1:35 PM on February 23, 2007


I love coffee. I love tea. I love the Java Jive. And it loves me.

Tea drinking is sexy? Sure. I guess. Depends on who is doing it. Some how I don't think watching Barbara Bush drink tea would do much for me.

The only odd thing in this regard that gets my motor going is seeing a woman doing the dishes. ROWR!

And unlike most people who have these little odd fetishes I can trace this to simple cause. And it's not my mom. It's this:
MY WIFE WON'T DO THE GOD DAMNED DISHES.

I have, for the last fifteen years I have been with this beautiful woman, always ended up doing the dishes. So the rare occasions that she DOES she always does it in such a fashion as to entice me to interrupt her so she can continue her near two decade streak.

Then, unremarkably, I find myself doing the dishes post coital. She has programmed me with this damnable operant conditioning.

And it's a feedback loop. Because she admitted that seeing ME do domestic chores gets her motor running.
posted by tkchrist at 1:40 PM on February 23, 2007


now girls sans clothes reading books or sipping tea would be more appealing

Apart from the reading books or sipping tea part, Postroad is a past master in these matters. There speaks a voice of authority.
posted by y2karl at 1:43 PM on February 23, 2007


girls wearing headphones (seemed pretty sfw. ymmv.)
posted by Dave Faris at 1:44 PM on February 23, 2007


Typical: the girls with the books are the least cute.

Yeah, I find this pretty dang unappealing, don't you jouke?
posted by spock at 2:04 PM on February 23, 2007


Do you have any more links to porn? I can't find any on the internet.
posted by snoktruix at 2:11 PM on February 23, 2007 [4 favorites]


If this is porn, then what I usually look at should make me blind.
posted by NationalKato at 2:14 PM on February 23, 2007


spock, jouke, I'm pretty certain (although not entirely sure) that the pretty girl in question is Nikki Cox, and the image is probably one of many publicity shots the actress has that the authors of the blog posted to beef up it's credibility. I'm at work so I cant spend time tracking down the photo to be sure however.
posted by elendil71 at 2:16 PM on February 23, 2007


girls brushing their teeth (same disclaimer as Dave Faris above)
posted by Partial Law at 2:19 PM on February 23, 2007


Hmm. Teablogging.
posted by psmealey at 2:20 PM on February 23, 2007


This entertained me. It sort of boggled my mind where this guy is getting all of these photos, unless he's just stopping in hotels that serve tea and taking random pics. But alot of them seemed like they were at home. Maybe people send them to him. Anyway, I thought it was weird.
posted by onlyconnect at 2:42 PM on February 23, 2007


At last, my "tea" tag on Flickr comes in handy.
posted by dmd at 2:43 PM on February 23, 2007


16/1/2000
St.Thomas, Parish of Stoke Climsland
Rev. J.G. Merriman
Notes:
Smelled of hair-tonic. Apricots.

Vicar Sniffing.
posted by sebastienbailard at 2:46 PM on February 23, 2007


Hmmm, somethin' wrong here: nudity in the reading section, but NO NUDITY IN THE WINE SECTION.
posted by Mental Wimp at 2:46 PM on February 23, 2007


I'm holding out for "Girls Watching Frontline".

Or NOW with David Brancaccio.
posted by everichon at 2:46 PM on February 23, 2007


girls wearing headphones (seemed pretty sfw. ymmv.)

Heh, I kind of knew one of the girls on the first page of that via the dieselsweeties message board.
posted by flaterik at 2:53 PM on February 23, 2007


A Nice Cup of Tea by George Orwell.
posted by furtive at 3:10 PM on February 23, 2007


faptacular
posted by wfrgms at 3:48 PM on February 23, 2007


From one of his posts:

These sexy girls need to be shown how to behave. They need to learn that men actually do expect, want more. The examples set for them in the media are disastrous.

My photoblogs are an antidote. These are pictures of real life girls. Pictures of cute, sexy, real women who understand the way a hottie should behave: Wine, not beer. Tea, not coffee. Books, not television.

See also: his Flickr sets, and especially his lengthy comment on this page.

What a strange fellow.
posted by emmastory at 4:00 PM on February 23, 2007 [1 favorite]


What happens when one of them spills tea on herself?

Wet tea-shirt.
posted by redteam at 4:02 PM on February 23, 2007 [2 favorites]


redteam: that is a HORRIBLE PUN AND HE/SHE SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF HIS/HER SELF!!
posted by Cyclopsis Raptor at 4:09 PM on February 23, 2007


See also: his Flickr sets, and especially his lengthy comment on this page.

The FPP blog is quirky but the Flickr sets deserve a link of their own. The obsessive categorizing!

How very bizarre.
posted by rafter at 4:18 PM on February 23, 2007


Reading may be sexy in general, but reading Dan Brown is a major turnoff.
posted by obvious at 4:29 PM on February 23, 2007 [1 favorite]


See also: his Flickr sets, and especially his lengthy comment on this page.

I love how he's got pages and pages of found snapshots of only women with large breasts, but above each photograph it still says "All sizes".
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 4:52 PM on February 23, 2007


My father's greatest joke, evar:

"Did you head about the indian who drank a thousand cups of tea?"

"They found him dead in his tea-pee."
posted by furtive at 5:30 PM on February 23, 2007


I can't believe I looked.
First impression was what is this, débutante tea ¿ Well, they do have an anachronistic society, so why naugh'ty, I suppose. However, this raised pinkie shit. RUKidding ME ¿ That's a hack, I take. Those hats too, lifted from a horse racing stand crowd. 1940's though.

The photos tell me that black women don't do tea. I know it's about the cameraderie more than the tea. I also believe, from this calvin and hobbes—"Hello, Mr. Bunn. let's have a tea-party!", that girls like to have tea parties./ It's true. Or pot smoking parties, whatever, as we've been pointed to so well.

What gentleman doesn't want an old fashioned 'lady'. ] tongue in cheek here, people [
Can I assume that some things go hand in hand ¿

So whom am I to laugh, although I did. Thanks.
posted by alicesshoe at 5:51 PM on February 23, 2007


seeing a woman doing the dishes.

A little something for you, tkchrist. For me, OTOH, I had no idea Swedish Librarians meant as much to me as it turns out they do.
posted by Sparx at 6:00 PM on February 23, 2007


With that NSFW warning, I was expecting a bit more Tea'n'A.
posted by kyleg at 8:23 PM on February 23, 2007


is this porn?
posted by dminor at 9:50 PM on February 23, 2007


What happens when one of them spills tea on herself?

Wet tea-shirt.
posted by redteam at 6:02 PM CST on February 23


*WHISTLE*

There's a flag on the play. Unnecessary punnage. 15 comments from the spot of the infraction.

First post!
posted by Ynoxas at 10:00 PM on February 23, 2007


Lucky Earl Grey.
posted by fourcheesemac at 10:40 PM on February 23, 2007


seeing a woman doing the dishes.

This link is useless without the following strip.
posted by sparkletone at 7:54 PM on February 24, 2007


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