Comments on: I'm sorry to do this to you.

I'm sorry to do this to you.

Rock Steady — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 17:34:47 -0800

I'm sorry to do this to you, but you must share my agony. Let me know if you get #41 (I have to skip it every time).

By: Rock Steady

Rock Steady — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 17:34:58 -0800

It takes a while for even the loading page to load, but be patient. Logic is not always helpful.

By: Keane

Keane — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 17:46:10 -0800

I hate you. I love you.

By: JanetLand

JanetLand — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 17:48:32 -0800

Sorry, I gave up. It takes TOO LONG to load. Life's too short to wait that long, especially for something I probably will get bored with and quit before the end anyway. (I mean, really -- #41?? There's at least 41 questions?? Sheesh.)

By: phaedon

phaedon — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 17:49:22 -0800

Ugh. It made my browser crash after question 10. But this is the most fun I've had in a while.

By: shmegegge

shmegegge — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 17:52:12 -0800

this better knock me on my fucking ass.

By: phaedon

phaedon — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 17:52:57 -0800

*loads pipe*

By: Keane

Keane — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 17:54:52 -0800

I clicked through to newgrounds and it loads a lot faster there.

By: Citizen Premier

Citizen Premier — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 17:55:27 -0800

Yep, it's pretty impossible to take a quiz that won't load.

By: Citizen Premier

Citizen Premier — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 17:56:21 -0800

(way to kill my snark, Keane)

By: ODiV

ODiV — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 17:56:48 -0800

I don't get The December 2nd question. Or the really big question. These questions are mostly just dumb. *pout*

By: jourman2

jourman2 — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 18:02:32 -0800

something is definitely downloading... wait, is this the quiz - testing which idiots will sit and stare at the loading screen?. Man, am I losing...

By: parmanparman

parmanparman — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 18:07:58 -0800

it's not coming up for me

By: brundlefly

brundlefly — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 18:08:55 -0800

Damn. You owe us, Rock Steady. Big time. *tries again*

By: phaedon

phaedon — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 18:09:24 -0800

come on guys, click on Keane's link (what the hell is the answer to 18, STOP... clock with a bucket at 12, banana at 3, house at 6, hammer at 9? ... wait... stop... hammertime? im clicking it...)

By: phaedon

phaedon — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 18:09:43 -0800

YYYYEEESSS!!

By: shmegegge

shmegegge — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 18:11:06 -0800

not. enough. flags. in the world.

By: carsonb

carsonb — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 18:14:00 -0800

Shampoo is totally made of rocks and sausage. This quiz sucks.

By: phaedon

phaedon — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 18:21:39 -0800

I totally quit. I'm going to go run a couple of flights of stairs now.

By: carsonb

carsonb — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 18:25:24 -0800

The animal pictured in #41 is a Crested Duck. The creator of this puzzle likes the Crested Duck's style.

By: krazykity16

krazykity16 — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 18:27:46 -0800

Rock Steady: Afro Now if only I knew which 42 to pick...

By: Mr.Encyclopedia

Mr.Encyclopedia — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 18:36:45 -0800

The "Really Big" question is a reference to this.

By: niles

niles — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 18:38:58 -0800

Of course. Thanks Mr. E!

By: boo_radley

boo_radley — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 18:46:10 -0800

"Click the answer"?

By: solistrato

solistrato — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 18:48:57 -0800

I hate you so much.

By: dhartung

dhartung — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 18:50:49 -0800

Amazing, something made me hate the "Rocky" theme.

By: equalpants

equalpants — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 18:50:51 -0800

Stuck on #59. (Does the graffiti scrawl on #50 hint that there's a question #108? Daaaaamn...)

By: blahblahblah

blahblahblah — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 18:53:32 -0800

Wow. You are extremely hated. This is surprisingly good.

By: ND¢

ND¢ — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 18:55:42 -0800

I like it. There are some stupid questions, but the ones that make sense but make you think creatively are very cool. I am stuck on #40. I don't have a bridge.

By: Mr.Encyclopedia

Mr.Encyclopedia — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 19:02:46 -0800

I'll tell you how to do 40 if you tell me the secret to 42

By: pinespree

pinespree — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 19:03:22 -0800

18 cracked me up when I got it, legitimately, out loud. That's enough for me to make me glad I clicked. Thanks. (I'm only in the low 20s, btw - thanks for taking up the rest of my night, too)

By: ND¢

ND¢ — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 19:05:42 -0800

I skipped 40 and got to 42 and gave up.

By: Partial Law

Partial Law — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 19:07:20 -0800

Man, after 59, I'm afraid to restart because I'll have to do it again.

By: stackmonster

stackmonster — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 19:08:04 -0800

42 is simply that. click on the 42nd 42 counting left to right. in other words, the second from left in the last of the long rows.... i cant get passed the you cant skip one with the invisible ink, the second invisible ink one. is there a pattern? it says i hope you remembered... ugh.

By: niles

niles — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 19:08:23 -0800

ND¢: Question 40 Spoiler (mouse over)

By: stackmonster

stackmonster — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 19:08:47 -0800

oh, and the bridge, right click. heh.

By: localroger

localroger — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 19:08:56 -0800

You know, there are some things that are just so not worth doing, and this is one of them.

By: niles

niles — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 19:09:48 -0800

Let's try that again. I think I broke it...
Mouse Over

By: stackmonster

stackmonster — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 19:10:09 -0800

shit, did i spoil it for you all... retract! retract!! someone remove my posts!!!!

By: niles

niles — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 19:10:52 -0800

You know what? Ignore me. "title" doesn't work anymore. Just listen to localroger. He's just as good, and costs 1/3 less.

By: krazykity16

krazykity16 — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 19:11:21 -0800

Anyone figure out the end of the world?

By: Partial Law

Partial Law — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 19:16:09 -0800

Ok, I'm calling it off at 70 for now. This is too much.

By: carsonb

carsonb — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 19:21:13 -0800

the second invisible ink one. is there a pattern? it says i hope you remembered... REMEMBER: 50

By: nervousfritz

nervousfritz — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 19:26:20 -0800

How many of these questions do you have to answer to win? A: n+1 for suitably large n B: n^2 C: owl says "3" D: OMG Lollerhacks.

By: etoile

etoile — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 19:26:40 -0800

I think I hate #5 the most. I figured it out the first time, I just hate having to redo it every time I miss one.

By: pinespree

pinespree — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 19:26:49 -0800

I couldn't figure out the bridge hint, so I solved 40 by alt-tabbing, moving the mouse, and alt-tabbing back. Same way I beat don't shoot the puppy. :)

By: ageispolis

ageispolis — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 19:39:51 -0800

I got to the armageddeon. How do I stop the end of the world??? This was fun but now I have a terrible headache.

By: metaly

metaly — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 19:44:25 -0800

I also hate Rock Steady.

By: Mr.Encyclopedia

Mr.Encyclopedia — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 19:54:32 -0800

Stuck at Armageddon as well.

By: porpoise

porpoise — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 20:13:07 -0800

Cute (esp. 'CLiCK THE SMALLEST ONE', where the question # was the answer, and the wave your mouse around the colours to read the message comes to mind) but some of the 'logical' puzzles is annoying.

By: timelord

timelord — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 20:26:42 -0800

Ooh...I give up...too frustrating and annoying. If you're stuck and need some hints this guy has gone up to 83. But don't click that link. It'd be cheating.

By: Mr.Encyclopedia

Mr.Encyclopedia — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 20:30:53 -0800

Armageddon's solution is to click the exclamation point, by the way.

By: Rock Steady

Rock Steady — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 20:39:44 -0800

Mwah-ha-ha. Yeah some of them are just stupid (why the fuck is cardboard egg mayonnaise flavored?) and basically require trial-and-error, which is annoying. I'd love to see some of the really evil ones removed -- the creative ones are enough fun that this game really doesn't need the sadism factor. I still haven't beat it myself, though I can get into the 80s pretty reliably.

By: Rhomboid

Rhomboid — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 20:40:55 -0800

1. Four 2. No, but a tin can 3. K.O 4. click on the text 'THE ANSWER', not any of the four rectangles 5. move the mouse outside the boundary of the window 6. Shallots 7. An elephant 8. move mouse around white area until you hover over a green check 9. upper right 10. pink thing 11. n 12. the dot in the 'i' in Click 13. F'taang 14. Torch 15. spell 'horse' 16. H 17. click the 17 (red question number) 18. Hammer time 19. blue, orange, green, green, yellow (b-o-g-g-y) 20. Seal! 21. upper left 22. +1 skip 23. Bran 24. Click the 'v' in lives 25. Shoe polish 26. Arsefacey 27. Go to 28 28. a bun dance 29. Egg mayonaise 30. just follow the path 31. Woof woof woof 32. babycham and human faeces 33. 7 34. Move your mouse off the screen and wait long enough for three elephants to walk by 35. Click the green 36. A walk 37. Click anything 38. Mary rose 39. Cylindrical adventures 40. right click to bring up the context menu and use it to bridge the pink 41. Afro 42. Bottom row, second from the left 43. Tom Cruise 44. Arrange to spell 'click here' (the spot is the small circle on the only immoble piece) 45. Upper right 46. OMFG U KILLS SONIKKU U BASTUD 47. hover over the red dot and it will become green (move cursor off the window to align it in one direction then move slowly in the other) 48. Snaaaake! 49. Slapp-me-do 50. O.K. 51. Just keep clicking (?) 52. Second from the right 53. ..but Pa might not ("ma might") 54. No, about 20cm off the ground 55. A games console for wholemeal biscuits 56. Click the red (may take two tries?) 57. Erm.. One? 58. Shepherd's Pie 59. click the shoop as many times as fast as you can to charge 60. Yes! 61. Thumbs up 62. Click the moss (green lump, left side) 63. Tasteless white filth 64. Egg > 28 65. Click the word 'largest' 66. Click the '!' after world 67. A big hairy arsonist 68. Rub the mouse pointer back and forth over kitty 69. Lol, 69 70. Using its anus 71. Click a box when it's green 72. there's a region to click, it's directly below the 72 about midway down 73. Upper right 74. No one knows that 75. A small Escape will appear briefly directly below the 75 question number 76. Honey 77. Question 77 78. Four 79. Click the U in you 80. Filthy romanians 81. Wait for lightning to strike the rod then click on the green arrow 82. Clip all the nails 83. National Dyslexic Association 84. Hide out and wait for the shooting star, which goes by from left to right along the bottom. Hiding in corners works well. 85. I loved it! 86. The Prince 87. All answers are wrong, use a skip 88. Click repeatedly and fast and the leg will break off 89. Blindness 90. Nonce 91. Tear the paper in half by dragging your mouse across it in the path of the tear. It starts on the left edge in between the third and fourth holes (counting from top down) and snakes across to the right. Hover over the path of the tear. 92. The numbers as arranged from L->R are: 27, 3, 0.4, 26, 9, 194, 2.5, 14, 1, so the order you need to click on them is: 194, 27, 26, 14, 9, 2.5, 1, 3, 0.4, or in terms of ordering: 2, 6, 9, 3, 5, 1, 7, 4, 8 93. Click and drag the bomb out of the way to reveal the arrow to click on. 94. Just wait for it to time out, it's a dud 95. Wait and the cat will jump away leaving a button to press 96. A right mess 97. 10+ times 98. B, R, B, ? 99. Wait for light to turn green then press next question 100. Two 101. chihuahua 102. chihuahua again... oh fuck this I'm tired

By: Sheldon

Sheldon — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 20:41:29 -0800

There are 110 questions.

By: Sheldon

Sheldon — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 20:43:59 -0800

Oh, and, Downloading the flash file and opening it with media player classic allows one to cheat. The space bar will skip frames. Hence holding down 'space' let's you scroll through frames of the flash movie. That's a nice bit of help towards finishing the game.

By: cribcage

cribcage — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 21:15:08 -0800

Thanks for posting this. The list of comments from people who apparently enjoyed this quiz helps me to comprehend the popularity of David Lynch.

By: muckster

muckster — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 21:28:06 -0800

David Lynch?

By: Zephyrial

Zephyrial — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 21:29:14 -0800

I got to number 66 without looking up answers, then I looked up the answer to 85ish, but then even when I looked up all the answers I couldn't manage to complete it all the way. I'll never get those two and a half hours back. .... great link, though!!!

By: aubilenon

aubilenon — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 21:29:53 -0800

I gave up in the 80's somewhere. Uuuugh, more compelling than fun.

By: of strange foe

of strange foe — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 22:07:58 -0800

Ok, he doesn't consider marmite 'Yum'.

By: motty

motty — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 22:18:14 -0800

If we're compiling a complete spoiler list here, the answer given above to 56 is wrong. Clicking red twice will kill you every time. Next time you do question 50, write it down. That's the answer. Also, I hate you. And thanks. Also, of strange foe, whether or not he considers Marmite 'Yum' is neither here nor there. But your Pa still won't.

By: LizardOfDoom

LizardOfDoom — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 22:26:13 -0800

Thanks for posting this. The list of comments from people who apparently enjoyed this quiz helps me to comprehend the popularity of David Lynch. Precisely. Dick Laurant is dead. ;)

By: gnomesb

gnomesb — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 22:37:54 -0800

41 - click on ducks head - afro! I'm stuck on the power up one - where seem to click on blue dot in mouth but doesn't seem to help!

By: Phire

Phire — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 22:38:03 -0800

Good lord, I hate you so bloody much. *scuttles back to HOMEWORK*

By: gnomesb

gnomesb — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 22:39:03 -0800

vanish - right click mouse to find where you are!

By: ODiV

ODiV — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 23:32:40 -0800

Metafilter: I gave up in the 80's somewhere.

By: tehloki

tehloki — Wed, 28 Feb 2007 00:47:12 -0800

NOT FUN, just addictive.

By: dreamsign

dreamsign — Wed, 28 Feb 2007 01:17:15 -0800

Ok, I'm clearly missing a joke here. Why is "H" the 7th letter of the alphabet? Why? WHY?!

By: tehloki

tehloki — Wed, 28 Feb 2007 01:41:42 -0800

T_H_E_A_L_P_(H)

By: dreamsign

dreamsign — Wed, 28 Feb 2007 02:30:57 -0800

Ah, merci beaucoup, M. tehloki. I will now retire my dancing shoes.

By: bashos_frog

bashos_frog — Wed, 28 Feb 2007 05:14:24 -0800

gnomesb: keep clicking....faster....FASTER!

By: stackmonster

stackmonster — Wed, 28 Feb 2007 07:23:20 -0800

guess i cant click fast enough. almost though... damn you all, i... must... try... again.......

By: ObscureReferenceMan

ObscureReferenceMan — Wed, 28 Feb 2007 08:51:52 -0800

Stupid quiz. I love it!!

By: slogger

slogger — Wed, 28 Feb 2007 09:46:50 -0800

That was quite painful. I'm still wondering why I spent so much time on it when I thoroughly did not enjoy it.

By: davejay

davejay — Wed, 28 Feb 2007 10:33:32 -0800

By: ObscureReferenceMan

ObscureReferenceMan — Wed, 28 Feb 2007 11:17:34 -0800

I'm also a little stumped by some of the answers. Why "shoe polish" for the werewolf? And I thought the dog without a nose question would be "terrible". ???

By: kid ichorous

kid ichorous — Wed, 28 Feb 2007 11:25:19 -0800

It was kind of fun, right until "The answer is really big", wherein all four of the answers were plausibly correct ("answer" really big, "really big", infinity, and "an elephant") but only one ("an elephant") was the "right" one. Clever I like, but arbitrary is nonsense. Don't quote me, but I think this question is a pun on the adverb "really," and reads it to mean that the answer must refer to a real entity. The first three answers are conceptual, but the elephant is (at least for now) a real animal, so there you go.

By: tehloki

tehloki — Wed, 28 Feb 2007 16:33:08 -0800

Actually, it's a joke about the "Elephants: bigger than the moon" picture from Who wants to be a Millionaire.

By: krakedhalo

krakedhalo — Wed, 28 Feb 2007 21:19:58 -0800

yeah, i'm enjoying this but i don't think i get all the jokes. why does that kill the werewolf? Why is that after december 2nd? and why isn't the dog one terrible?

By: tehloki

tehloki — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 12:10:35 -0800

I agree, some of the questions have several correct answers, but the "correct" one makes no sense, or is utterly wrong.

By: palmcorder_yajna

palmcorder_yajna — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 14:03:03 -0800

It was fun until it got to the point where I was spending about 99% more time redoing old answers than I was figuring out new puzzles. When it's funny, it's really funny, but man, life's too short.

By: tiny crocodile

tiny crocodile — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 16:16:24 -0800

Seriously, does anyone know why n follows December 2nd or why shoe polish kills a were wolf? Please? Best game ever though. Reminded me of earthworm jim. There was a similarly compulsive platformer for the sega under the Jim brand. I finished it when I was supposed to be studying for Very Important Exams.

By: palmcorder_yajna

palmcorder_yajna — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 23:10:39 -0800

The "n" is the second character, after "December" in the sentence. That one I get. The werewolf thing, I have no idea about.