All our problems solved!
February 28, 2007 10:51 PM Subscribe
A solution has been found to the problem of global warming. Hon. Paul Hellyer, former Canadian Minister of Defense, says we should use technology recovered from crashed UFOs. He and many other of the world's "foremost authorities" have released a full exposé of 60 years of coverup of UFO crashes, including Roswell. "Discover the Truth about extraterrestrial contact!"
This post was deleted for the following reason: They come in threes! -- cortex
no batshitinsane tag?
posted by T.D. Strange at 11:04 PM on February 28, 2007
posted by T.D. Strange at 11:04 PM on February 28, 2007
Hellyer's been done on MeFi before.
posted by five fresh fish at 11:06 PM on February 28, 2007
posted by five fresh fish at 11:06 PM on February 28, 2007
I say we give the Honorable Minister a chance. Swift-boating Vice President Gore didn't stop global warming, so maybe going after Canadian politicians will work.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 11:07 PM on February 28, 2007
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 11:07 PM on February 28, 2007
My spouse saw a number of glowing, winking-out UFOs in the sky while she was driving north from Roswell the other night. Seriously.
Probably swamp gas or something.
posted by tgyg at 11:08 PM on February 28, 2007
Probably swamp gas or something.
posted by tgyg at 11:08 PM on February 28, 2007
This is sort of a double... no, a triple. Kinda, sorta. Same old crazy, slightly diferrent tactic.
posted by zarah at 11:28 PM on February 28, 2007
posted by zarah at 11:28 PM on February 28, 2007
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posted by the Real Dan at 10:58 PM on February 28, 2007